Chen Guanxi Is Sitting on the Pit!
Li Yunyang didn't bother explaining. Instead, he made the audience laugh even more.
When Li Yunyang saw the audience below the stage laughing so brightly, his face turned even redder.
Chu Yunjie immediately stepped in to save the situation. He looked at Li Yunyang and continued,""At that time, I was so excited that I quickly said,'Aiyo, I haven't seen you for a long time. You've grown so big. You're beautiful.”
Chu Yunjie did not forget to drool as he said this, as if his sister was standing right in front of him.
That appearance, that action, that expression, instantly made the entire audience's imaginations run wild, and they couldn't stop laughing.
It had to be said that Chu Yunjie was not only good at scolding people, but his acting skills were also superb!
When Li Yunyang saw Chu Yunjie's actions, he wished he could slap Chu Yunjie to death.
What was this?
But thinking about it carefully, forget it. It was inevitable that he would save her, right?
If he slapped Chu Yunjie and made him talk nonsense, then the gains would not make up for the losses.
Li Yunyang resisted the urge to curse and hit Chu Yunjie. He looked at Chu Yunjie and asked,""And then?"
When Chu Yunjie heard this, he rolled up his sleeves and walked to the front of the stage. He pretended to get a few hands and said,
"Then, your sister took out two pheasants from the three trunks. The pheasants brought your sister, so I led them in.”
Chu Yunjie said as he swaggered in.
Everyone burst into laughter as soon as Chu Yunjie finished speaking.
Three trunks. What, he was afraid that the chicken would die, so he let the chicken take a walk inside?
When Li Yunyang heard this, he felt that something was wrong.
Why do I feel like there's something wrong with what Chu Yunjie said?
Suddenly, Li Yunyang realized that something was wrong. He immediately grabbed Chu Yunjie and asked in confusion,""Hey, that's not right. What kind of words are these? Listen to me. My sister will go in, and you and the pheasant will follow behind.”
Li Yunyang sneered and looked at Chu Yunjie smugly. No wonder he felt that something was wrong. Chu Yunjie was starting to take advantage of his sister again.
How could Chu Yunjie take advantage of her?
Of course not!
He still wanted to take advantage of her?
That was wishful thinking!
After Li Yunyang finished speaking, the entire stadium erupted in thunderous applause and deafening laughter.
Chu Yunjie finally understood. Li Yunyang had set him up again. He had been set up!
Chu Yunjie didn't argue with Li Yunyang after the audience's laughter died down. After all, he didn't need to argue with Li Yunyang too much.
After Chu Yunjie made up his mind, he changed the topic and said,""We're finally in. Big Sister has spoken. Today, all four of us are here. Today is our mother's birthday, so everyone should say a few auspicious words to wish her a happy birthday!”
When Li Yunyang heard this, he was overjoyed and smiled. He had finally started to get to the point.
Li Yunyang didn't interrupt Chu Yunjie. Instead, he looked at Li Yunyang with a straight face and continued to speak.
Chu Yunjie did not hesitate. He looked at the audience and said,"
"What is the topic? I am the eldest sister, I will say it first. I am leading two sheep. Today is the birthday of two sheep. There is a long-lived mother sitting on the kang. I will eat some longevity noodles later. My mother will be rich and noble for a long time.”
After Chu Yunjie finished his words, the audience below the stage applauded and the applause was thunderous.
"D * mn, no way, right? She didn't expect Chu Yunjie to not only be good at scolding people, but his writing style was also good.”
"This is good, this is good, auspicious and rhymes, haha.”
"Is my Brother Chu going to turn over a new leaf? Hahaha."
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The audience below the stage discussed animatedly and applauded.
On the stage, Li Yunyang also clapped his hands when he heard Chu Yunjie's words.""Good, how good is that!"
Chu Yunjie didn't retort anymore. He said it so well. If only he kept saying it like this.
Chu Yunjie looked at the scene in front of him, but he didn't interrupt himself. He continued,"Then, Second Sister spoke. There's a long-lived woman sitting on the brick bed. After eating longevity noodles later, she wishes my mother to be rich and noble.
Li Yunyang smiled when he heard this and clapped again.""That's right. How good is that?"
Li Yunyang's expression was getting better and better as he finally heard Chu Yunjie say one good word after another.
Hearing Li Yunyang's words, Chu Yunjie immediately continued,""Then, Third Sister. Today, there are two ducks sitting on the brick bed. Later, we will eat longevity noodles and wish my mother wealth and splendor.”
When Li Yunyang heard this, he immediately beamed with joy. He clapped his hands and said,""Good, this is good. My sisters are all better than the other. Hahaha.”
The audience also applauded.
Chu Yunjie continued,""Then it's your sister's turn.
When Li Yunyang heard this, he didn't react in time. However, he quickly reacted and said with a smile,""Sister? I'm treating you like an old sister."
Chu Yunjie didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he saw Li Yunyang's smiling face. Li Yunyang was really too happy. Let's see how Chu Yunjie would deal with him.
Chu Yunjie chuckled as his eyes flashed. He quickly looked at Li Yunyang and said,"" Watch me. There are two chickens on the birthday party today, and Chen Guanxi is sitting on the brick bed…"
Before Chu Yunjie could finish his sentence, Li Yunyang's smiling face turned ugly. What Chen Guanxi?
What was this?
Wasn't the person sitting on it his mother?
Why did it become Chen Guanxi?
When the audience below the stage heard this, they instantly laughed out loud. Their laughter was more brilliant than the previous one.
"Hahaha, as expected, my Brother Chu is not lying to me. I knew that my Brother Chu was going to say something golden, hahaha.”
"I'm dying of laughter. I, Brother Guan Xi, took the blame for no reason, hahaha.”
"No, no, my stomach hurts. I'll take my time, hahaha.”
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The audience below the stage laughed more and more brilliantly. Li Yunyang's expression gradually darkened. He thought Chu Yunjie was starting to speak human language, but he didn't expect him to be talking nonsense.
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