Your Dad Doesn't Spend Money Well!
He didn't expect Chu Yunjie to bring it up again. This slap was so loud that it sounded like a slap!
As expected, when Guo Dalin heard this, his expression became even uglier."Qui-Quitting school? What's so important about dropping out?”
"If that's not important, then what is? Expelled by the school?" Chu Yunjie stabbed Guo Dalin again, stabbing him in the heart.
When Guo Dalin heard this, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He didn't know what to say for a long time.
The audience below the stage were laughing so hard that they were bending forward and backward, holding their stomachs. Even the host Guo Gang on the stage couldn't help but laugh. He didn't expect his subordinate Chu Yunjie to have such a powerful ability.
He was really amazing. It seemed that he had to train him properly when he went back.
"Hahaha, this Chu Yunjie is really too amazing. He can say anything. Looking at Guo Dalin being criticized without saying a word, I wonder if Chu Yunjie is here for crosstalk or to criticize others?”
"Aiyo, I can't take it anymore. I'm dying of laughter. I can guarantee that this time, Chu Yunjie and Guo Dalin's group will definitely win the championship.”
"No, no, this Chu Yunjie is killing me. I thought he would say something, but I didn't expect him to say something like this. He even stunned Guo Dalin. Looking at Guo Dalin's aggrieved face, I can't help but laugh.”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 1 Happiness Points!”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 1 Happiness Points!”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 1 Happiness Points!”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 1 Happiness Points!”
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The audience discussed animatedly and burst into laughter. The atmosphere of the entire show instantly reached a high point.
In the guest seats, the guests could not help but laugh out loud when they saw the scene in front of them. Guo Yang and Guo Liang were already laughing so hard that they were swaying back and forth. The others could not control their laughter either.
Guo Dalin looked at the effect in front of him and was in disbelief. He did not expect it to really work.
Guo Dalin became even more motivated and immediately put in all his effort to perform.
"No, I'm not going to argue with you.”Guo Dalin waved his hand.
"The key is that you can't refute it.”Chu Yunjie had a wicked smile on his face. If it weren't for the fact that he was on stage, Guo Dalin would have thought that Chu Yunjie was laughing at him.
Chu Yunjie's acting skills were amazing!
"Six years ago, I, Guo Dalin, went abroad to study.”Guo Dalin continued to speak. His aura was extremely arrogant.
"No, where did you study abroad? Tell me about it.”Chu Yunjie immediately looked at Guo Dalin and said.
When Guo Dalin heard that, he immediately looked proud and continued,"I went abroad to study music."
Chu Yunjie immediately asked,""Which country?"
"America." Guo Dalin curled his tongue.
Chu Yunjie was immediately amused when he heard that. He pretended not to understand and said,"What do you mean by berries?"
As soon as he said this, the audience burst into thunderous laughter and applause again. The audience cheered.
When Guo Dalin heard this, he immediately flew into a rage out of humiliation and said,"America, not berries!"
"Take out the shoe pad in your mouth first.”Chu Yunjie once again mercilessly rebuked Guo Dalin, leaving him speechless.
The audience burst into laughter once again. They finally knew Chu Yunjie. He was a devil king.
Seeing that he could not continue, Guo Dalin immediately changed the topic."When I was in school, I didn't even bring them out to play.”
"Why?" Chu Yunjie didn't dwell on the previous question and continued to ask.
"Our family is in a difficult situation.”Guo Dalin looked aggrieved.
When Chu Yunjie heard this, he immediately laughed and said sarcastically,"Is your family having a hard time? Your family has already earned all the money for crosstalk in China.”
The audience below the stage was already laughing so hard that they could not straighten their backs. The guests were also laughing so hard that they were mesmerized.
"Puhahaha, is Guo Dalin being targeted? Hahaha, Chu Yunjie's mouth is too vicious.”
"But this Chu Yunjie is right. The money from the crosstalk really went to them, hahaha.”
"Isn't that so? I'm dying of laughter."
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Guo Dalin didn't know whether to laugh or cry at Chu Yunjie's words, but he was still happy to see the effect.
Guo Dalin didn't continue to argue with Chu Yunjie and changed the topic. He walked to the front of the stage and said to the audience,"
"By performing here, we can be considered to have made friends with the audience, right?”
When Chu Yunjie heard this, he said without hesitation,""Then why are you still taking money from others? Have you ever seen anyone take money to make friends?”
Forget it, there was no way to chat anymore. Guo Dalin had an innocent look on his face.
The audience below the stage burst into laughter again. Too awesome!
After a while, Guo Dalin changed the topic again."Look, I've been doing crosstalk for so many years, such as 'Comedy Story' and 'Ace VS Ace.' I've been on so many programs, and I've been doing crosstalk for seven years since I dropped out of school.”
Chu Yunjie immediately added,""That's because your dad doesn't spend money properly. If you let your dad spend money properly, the entire universe will know about you.”
Guo Dalin was defeated again!
The audience below the stage instantly boiled over!
Waves of laughter followed by applause filled the air!
"Hahaha, f * ck, I'm dying of laughter, hahaha.”
"I can't take it anymore. Chu Yunjie is too powerful.”
"Wonderful, too wonderful. I laughed until my stones shattered.”
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Guo Gang, who was sitting in the host's seat, didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he heard this. In his heart, he was even more optimistic about Chu Yunjie.
When Guo Dalin saw this scene, he immediately had an idea. He smiled and said,"It's in place, it's in place. Look at the people sitting below.”
"Do you know why I haven't gotten popular after performing crosstalk for so long?”Guo Dalin asked.
"What does it have to do with me if you don't have a fire?”Chu Yunjie said disdainfully.
When Guo Dalin heard this, he immediately said,"You're dragging me down. Isn't this important enough?”
"No, why would I drag you down? Besides, your legs are short to begin with. How am I dragging your legs?”Chu Yunjie looked at Guo Dalin's short legs and smiled.
As soon as he said this, the entire audience burst into laughter again!
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