My Wife, Pan Jinlian?
Then, Chu Yunjie said in a low voice,""Golden Lotus."
When Li Yunyang heard this, he immediately jumped up and asked Chu Yunjie,""What is it? My wife, Pan Jinlian?"
Damn it, then wouldn't he become Wu Dalang?
What Pan Jinlian? Why didn't she say that she was poisoned to death?
He thought that Chu Yunjie was talking nonsense, but in the end, he still thought of ways to trick him!
When Chu Yunjie heard this, his expression turned ugly. He looked at Li Yunyang and said unhappily,""Am I talking about the golden lotus? Did I say his surname is Pan?"
After Chu Yunjie said this, he immediately covered his mouth and laughed. He looked like he deserved a beating.
Instantly, the audience burst into laughter.
"It's over. My Brother Chu is going to play dumb again, hahaha.”
"Brother Chu, if you don't scold people for a day, you'll feel uncomfortable all over. Is an offensive crosstalk actor a joke? Hahaha!"
"I love my Brother Chu, Prince Charming, you're the best!”
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Li Yunyang looked at Chu Yunjie and didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Did he say something wrong again?
Li Yunyang adjusted himself and put on a fake smile.
It was as if Chu Yunjie would smash him with a hammer if he said something wrong the next second. He asked,"Then what is a golden lotus?"
When Chu Yunjie heard this, his expression immediately became serious. He put away his laughter and said seriously,"His name is Yin Lian."
When Li Yunyang heard this, he immediately laughed. He looked at Chu Yunjie and said sarcastically,""Silver Lotus, the kind that anyone can swipe their card.”
Everyone burst into laughter again.
Even Chu Yunjie couldn't help but laugh when he heard this. Had he driven Li Yunyang crazy?
Why did he say all these nonsensical things?
Chu Yunjie didn't know whether to laugh or cry as he looked at Li Yunyang's unhappy face.
Chu Yunjie also took a step back and stopped joking with Li Yunyang. Instead, he said seriously,""Okay, okay, okay. This is called Ah Lian, okay?”
When Li Yunyang heard this, his expression eased up a little. However, the next second, Chu Yunjie's expression turned wretched again. He pulled his hand and said with a smile,""Shall we go? Can we go now?"
When Li Yunyang saw Chu Yunjie's wretched appearance, he was not happy at all. Instead, he became unhappy again.
Li Yunyang asked Chu Yunjie angrily,""Why are you leaving? Speak clearly."
Chu Yunjie couldn't help but be dumbfounded when he heard this. He looked at Li Yunyang and said seriously,""Cooking."
When Li Yunyang heard this, he looked helpless again. However, he still looked at Chu Yunjie and said,"I'm going to cook. Alright, then what?”
Chu Yunjie had already said that he was cooking, so what else could he say?
Say what?
He could only listen to Chu Yunjie continue.
When Chu Yunjie saw Li Yunyang's deflated expression, he was elated. Then, he added with a wretched expression,""As he spoke, his wife led me to the bedroom.”
After Chu Yunjie finished his words, the audience was stunned for a moment, but they quickly reacted and immediately laughed out loud.
When Li Yunyang heard this, he immediately pulled Chu Yunjie and his face darkened. He glared at Chu Yunjie and said angrily,""Wait, come out, come out, come out. Does your family cook in the bedroom?"
Great, he was tricked by Chu Yunjie again. This guy did it on purpose.
Li Yunyang's face was filled with rage. Chu Yunjie had angered him so much that his face had turned ashen.
When Chu Yunjie heard this, he looked at Li Yunyang and said with a wronged expression,""What's the hurry? Why are you so anxious?"
When Li Yunyang heard this, he thought, Oh my, isn't this urgent?
If he brought her into the house, who would cook in their house?
Li Yunyang's face was filled with anger as he spat out saliva. He looked at Li Yunyang and roared,"
"Nonsense, aren't you in a hurry for your wife to bring him into the house?”
Chu Yunjie was instantly displeased by Li Yunyang's roar. His expression immediately relaxed as he looked at Li Yunyang and berated him."Isn't that because your house is very wicked?”
Li Yunyang immediately became excited when he heard this. He looked at Chu Yunjie and asked unhappily,""What do you mean by wicked?"
Chu Yunjie heard this and thought,'You're not going to admit it?'
Chu Yunjie looked at Li Yunyang and began to write,""Look, he's a long line. The men's toilet, the women's toilet, the living room, the bedroom, your mother's bedroom, and then the kitchen.”
When Li Yunyang heard this, he immediately followed Chu Yunjie's lead and drew another stroke. Suddenly, he felt that something was wrong. He had been attacked again.
Was this a f * cking long stream of houses?
Li Yunyang snorted in displeasure.""Isn't this a pigsty?"
After Li Yunyang said this, the audience burst into laughter again. Even Chu Yunjie couldn't help but laugh.
Li Yunyang realized that he had said something wrong, but it was too late to take it back. He could only pat his head and regret his actions.
Seeing this opportunity, Chu Yunjie immediately seized the opportunity and continued to retort angrily,"I've never seen anyone describe their house as a pigsty.”
"Is this how a house is built?" Li Yunyang immediately retorted, leaving Chu Yunjie speechless.
After thinking for a while, Chu Yunjie retorted angrily without hesitation,""You're willing to go all out just to earn some money?”
When Li Yunyang heard this, he was furious. He asked Chu Yunjie,""Who would risk it all? Was there such a way to build a house? Just say that you're going straight to the kitchen."
Chu Yunjie saw that Li Yunyang was already in a fit of anger, so he didn't want to argue any further. He quickly said,"
"Alright, go straight to the kitchen, close the kitchen door, plug it in, cover the vat, and draw the curtains…"
Chu Yunjie said as he made that gesture, instantly causing everyone present to burst into laughter.
In addition, Chu Yunjie's eagerness and hunger made everyone's imagination run wild, and they all applauded.
There were even quite a number of audience members discussing animatedly below.
"Hahaha, f * ck, talent! What a talent! I'm dying of laughter, hahaha!"
"That's right. I can't take it anymore. I'm cramping from laughing. Is there anyone more talented than this person? Hahaha!"
"Brother Chu's words must be golden! Hahaha!"
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