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Your House Is Quite Unique.

The audience below the stage laughed so hard that they were in tears.

On the stage, Li Yunyang's face turned as black as charcoal when he heard Chu Yunjie's words. He pulled Chu Yunjie aside and said,""What are you doing? Are you shameless?"

Chu Yunjie feigned ignorance after Li Yunyang's nudge.""What's wrong? What's wrong?"

"You closed the door and plugged it in when you were cooking. You even put the big jar on top. What are you doing?”Li Yunyang wished he could spit on Chu Yunjie's face as his eyes burned with rage.

Was this godly operation cooking? Or did he do something shameful? How could someone cook like this? This was the first time he had seen it!

Why did he ask her? Chu Yunjie was really evil!

Li Yunyang was so angry that he wanted to dye the thing on his head green!

Chu Yunjie looked at Li Yunyang and immediately scolded,""You're a dirty person. I haven't finished speaking yet.”

When Li Yunyang heard this, he immediately laughed and asked,""I'm telling you, so what if I'm dirty?”

Chu Yunjie's eyes darted around when he heard this. He then looked at Li Yunyang and asked,""Let me ask you, your house doesn't have a range hood, right?”

"If you don't have it, then you don't have it!" Li Yunyang's face was filled with disdain. So what if there was no range hood?

Could it be that he could close the door and push it up with a stick without a range hood? What the hell is this?

Chu Yunjie didn't say anything when he saw the anger on Li Yunyang's face. Instead, he continued to explain,"

"Then, when I go to cook later, I'll choke the pot too. The smoke will float in the air and come to your mother after I release Youyou. What if your mother chokes?”

When Li Yunyang heard this, he thought, Oh my, he's starting to explain again. Would I still believe him?

Li Yunyang still had a look of distrust on his face as he said with a hint of mockery,""Oh, you're afraid that the smoke will choke my mom. Aren't you afraid that the two of you will close the door so tightly?”

Li Yunyang glanced at Chu Yunjie with disgust.

Chu Yunjie hadn't expected to hear Li Yunyang's words. He remained calm and said,""We are not afraid."

When Li Yunyang heard this, he was instantly enraged. You're not scared, but I am.

Despite this thought, Li Yunyang still looked at Chu Yunjie and said happily,""Why aren't you afraid?"

" Manual…" Before Chu Yunjie could finish speaking, Li Yunyang covered his mouth and pulled him out.

When the audience below the stage saw this scene, they laughed non-stop and applauded like thunder.

"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore. I'm dying of laughter. I'm going crazy from laughing.”

"Oh my, Chu Yunjie isn't talking about mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, is he? This is so funny, hahaha.”

"My Brother Chu is my Brother Chu, awesome! Hahaha!"

…………

The audience laughed so hard that they were mesmerized. They laughed for more than ten minutes, and the applause lasted for more than twenty minutes.

Li Yunyang immediately waved his hands at Chu Yunjie and ordered,""No, no. Open the door."

Li Yunyang's face was extremely ugly.

Chu Yunjie didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he heard this and saw Chu Yunjie's expression. He agreed with Li Yunyang and said,""Alright, move the vat away, open the door, and draw the curtains.”

Chu Yunjie said as he pulled the things apart. After he was done, Chu Yunjie took off his coat. It was obvious that he was going to take off his clothes.

Li Yunyang, who had been quite happy, turned even uglier when he saw this. He quickly pulled Chu Yunjie and asked,""Wait, wait, what are you doing? Shameless?"

She was talking, and she even took off her clothes?

What? Could it be that he was preparing a wild boar to eat an old cabbage?

When Chu Yunjie heard Li Yunyang's words, he immediately stopped what he was doing. He looked at Li Yunyang and asked,"

"No, how am I shameless? You can eat randomly, but you can't say things carelessly!”

When Li Yunyang heard this, he subconsciously retorted,""The door is already open. Why are you taking off your clothes?”

When Chu Yunjie heard this, he was speechless.

Chu Yunjie chuckled and asked Li Yunyang,""Wearing an apron? Then why are you wearing an apron when you're wearing clothes?”

Li Yunyang was shocked when he heard this.

What was the point of wearing an apron and clothes? Could it be that she couldn't wear an apron just because she was wearing clothes?

There was such a thing?

Li Yunyang looked at Chu Yunjie in disbelief and asked,""What's wrong? Your family stripped naked and wore aprons?"

After Li Yunyang asked this question, the entire audience burst into laughter again.

On the stage, Chu Yunjie didn't retort when he heard Li Yunyang's words. Instead, he looked at Li Yunyang in surprise and asked,""Isn't it?"

When Li Yunyang heard this, he couldn't stop laughing.""I have the heart to visit your house now.”

As soon as Li Yunyang said this, the audience below the stage burst into laughter.

Chu Yunjie still looked at Li Yunyang with a dumbfounded expression and asked,""Don't you guys take off your clothes and wear aprons?”

When Li Yunyang heard this, he waved his hands and denied,""If we don't do this, everything we have will be covered up.”

Li Yunyang shot Chu Yunjie a disdainful look.

"Then your house is quite unique." Chu Yunjie said in surprise. His expression was as vivid as it could be.

Li Yunyang immediately retorted,""It's true that your family is quite lecherous. Otherwise, why do you have so many children?”

Li Yunyang said mockingly, and the audience below the stage also laughed.

His words were so clear that everyone understood.

"Hahaha, Chu Yunjie's actions are too flashy. Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter.”

"No, no, I'm cramping from laughing."

……………

On the stage, Chu Yunjie and Li Yunyang's performance was nearing its end.

"That's right. Alright, I'd better go home.”Chu Yunjie said as he put on his coat.

The entire show ended here!

The audience below the stage stood up and applauded. The applause was like thunder and lasted for nearly a minute before it stopped.

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