Dissing the Witch's Heart!
"Hahaha, as expected, Brother Chu didn't let me down. This is just the beginning, and I'm about to laugh my ass off.”
"This Chu Yunjie is really interesting. Haha, it's much more fun than watching videos.”
"No, no, I'm going to laugh until I'm cramping. Brother Chu is awesome!”
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The audience below the stage applauded and laughed.
Chu Yun Jie waited for the audience to stop laughing before he continued to look at Wu Xin and explained in a serious tone,"
"Sister Xin, there might be a misunderstanding here. It's the one we told you about. Stop it. We're not acting coquettishly with you.”
When Wu Xin heard this, he was so angry that he did not know whether to laugh or cry. He hurriedly shook his head and denied,"I don't understand."
Wu Xin and Chu Yun Jie's words instantly stirred up the atmosphere.
Chu Yun Jie's eyes darted around as he heard Wu Xin's words. He changed the topic again and continued,"
"But what about Sister Xin, a famous single female celebrity? Among the female celebrities, her ability to carry goods was very strong. It could be said that she was the strongest.”
Hearing this, Wu Xin's expression became a little better. After all, he was being praised by others, so he was naturally very happy.
Moreover, Chu Yunjie was right. His ability to carry goods was indeed very impressive.
However, Wu Xin had underestimated Chu Yunjie. The audience members who were familiar with Chu Yunjie saw that Chu Yunjie was actually putting on airs. They were all waiting to watch a good show.
One must know that Chu Yunjie was best at putting a label on others and then fiercely rebuking them.
As expected, Chu Yun Jie's expression gradually became better as he looked at Wu Xin. He then continued,
" And there are no limitations. There's nothing that can't be sold except for herself. Sometimes, Sister Xin would look at herself in the mirror and sigh that this guy can't be brought around.”
Wu Xin's expression turned ugly again after hearing Chu Yun Jie's words. She didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Previously, there were rumors on the Internet that Chu Yunjie was very good at arguing with people, but they didn't expect Chu Yunjie to be so good. Today, they finally understood.
The audience was so amused by Chu Yunjie's words that they couldn't stand up straight.
The applause was like thunder, and the atmosphere reached a new high.
After Chu Yun Jie finished complaining about Wu Xin, he turned his gaze to Liang Long, his eyes rolling around.
Liang Long's expression changed when he saw Chu Yun Jie looking at him. Good lord, if he was right, he would definitely start to scold him.
Sure enough, Chu Yunjie looked at Liang Long and said,""Have you seen Liang Long's stage designs?”
When the audience heard Chu Yunjie's words, they immediately replied,""I have."
After hearing the audience's answer, Chu Yunjie continued to complain,
"That green mink fur coat with the red cheongsam and high heels, it's just like the RMB players in that cheap web game.”
"The audience who went to watch it live for the first time were stunned. Isn't it a rock band?"
"What's this big lump in the middle?”
Everyone burst into laughter after Chu Yunjie said that.
However, Chu Yunjie's expression did not change as he continued,"
"Why is there such a complicated device?”
"Take a closer look. Oh, it's the lead singer.”
After Chu Yunjie finished speaking, the expression on his face gradually changed from confusion to realization, and then from realization to disgust. This series of changes in expression made people not know whether to laugh or cry.
Liang Long, who was sitting on the side table, was so amused by Chu Yun Jie's words that he burst into tears. He couldn't stop laughing.
Sure enough, his guess was right. Chu Yunjie was really starting to scold him. Forget about his anger, he even made that expression. He really wanted to laugh himself to death!
Wu Xin and the others were laughing hysterically as they clapped.
After the audience heard Chu Yunjie's words, they laughed and applauded.
"F * ck, I'm dying of laughter, hahaha. Is Chu Yunjie ridiculing me or insulting me? So awesome, hahaha."
"What's a big lump in the middle? Haha, I'm dying of laughter. Hahaha."
"My Prince Charming is indeed good-looking. His eloquence is also comparable, hahaha. I love you to death!”
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The applause from the audience lasted for more than ten minutes before it slowly quieted down.
Zhang Shaogang and the others also applauded. They admired Chu Yunjie very much.
When Chu Yun Jie saw that the applause had stopped, he immediately looked at Liang Long and continued to complain,"
"There's a rumor that Brother Long's ex-girlfriend is Wang Fei.”
When the audience heard this, their interest was instantly piqued.
After all, the matter between Liang Long and Wang Fei had caused a lot of trouble back then. Everyone really thought that there was something going on between them.
However, in the end, it was just a misunderstanding. After all, neither of them admitted it, so this matter stopped just like that.
Could it be that there was really something going on between the two of them? Was it just that he didn't say it?
When Liang Long heard Chu Yunjie's words, he was instantly dumbfounded. Why did he suddenly bring this up?
Chu Yunjie glanced at the interested audience and chuckled. He continued,"
"During the interview, we asked Brother Long if there was such a thing. Brother Long smiled at us and said that he wouldn't talk about it. If we didn't talk about it, Wang Fei's fans would be unhappy.”
"What you're saying makes even Wang Fei's fans unhappy. I think you're the only one who's happy.”
When he said the first sentence, the audience thought that there was really something going on. They were waiting for Chu Yunjie to reveal something.
However, they didn't expect Chu Yunjie's next sentence to make them burst into laughter.
Even Liang Long didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he heard this. He looked at Chu Yun Jie and shook his head.
Chu Yunjie's actions really stunned everyone.
"I didn't expect Chu Yunjie's mouth to be so vicious.”
"Feelings, this isn't a complaint. It's used to insult people, right? Hahaha.”
"No, no, I'm laughing so hard, haha.”
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The audience in the stands discussed animatedly and applauded wildly.
When the guests on the side table heard Chu Yunjie's words, they were caught off guard and laughed.
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