On the screen, Chu Zihang's expression was calm as he walked forward with determination. He kept approaching the Giant Forest Boar and even clapped at it.
This…
The onlookers could not believe their eyes.
What did he mean?
Provoking the wild boar?
Do you think your life is not big enough?
"Come back quickly! Don't test the waters at the edge of danger!”
Zhang Keer was so anxious that she was sweating profusely. She could not understand Chu Zihang at all.
Although she knew that this would help her viewership ratings, her conscience did not want her to see Chu Zihang's death.
Of course, Chu Zihang couldn't hear everyone's shouts. Even if he did, he wouldn't waver.
Anyway, the system was willful. He had been doing this since he was young and had never seen him fail.
This was called the protagonist's halo!
"Little pig, be good. Be good for me."
Chu Zihang walked forward confidently while reciting a children's song. He was ready to tame this wild super wild boar king into his pet. How domineering would that be?
He admitted that he had gambled, but…
The corners of Chu Zihang's mouth curled up. What was a protagonist's halo! (Tactical Fadeback)
Since he had encountered it today, he would show it to everyone!
Let's go!
Chu Zihang chanted in his heart, and the beast taming skill flew towards the Giant Forest Boar.
Taming failed! Host, please be careful!
Taming failed! Host, please be careful!
Taming failed! Host, please be careful!
Boom!
Three system messages rang out like a bolt from the blue.
The smile on Chu Zihang's face stopped abruptly. He was completely stunned!
This wasn't how the script was written!
Where was the protagonist's halo?
I'll throw!
Run!
Chu Zihang panicked. He wanted to run, but he was afraid that the wild boar would chase after him. He could only stand stiffly on the ground.
This time, he had lost himself!
However, was there any use in regretting?
Chu Zihang wanted to cry but had no tears. He cursed in his heart!
The system had deliberately given him a beast taming skill, but it had failed. Wasn't this malicious guidance?
He was really screwed.
However, now was not the time to fuss about this. Chu Zihang did not care if it was useful or not. He could only smile and apologize,
"Cough! Brother Pig, don't be nervous, don't be agitated! We're just greeting you."
"Let's not be too hot-tempered. Besides, we're all men. We can be reasonable, right?”
Chu Zihang comforted the Giant Forest Boar while slowly retreating.
“?????”
"Cold Qi! When can the female wild boar stand up!"
"Cold Qi! When can a sow stand up!"
"Upstairs, be careful of the female fist warning!"
"Slut! Why didn't you run away? Why did you tease the wild boar? Now you want to reason with the pig?!”
"Brother, don't think that you can communicate with wild boars just because you're a lazy pig. They're really not the same breed! Run!"
The audience naturally did not believe that a pig could reason with Chu Zihang. Many people were gloating.
It wasn't because they had a grudge against Chu Zihang, but because his actions just now were too " cheap "!
It's already good enough that the pig doesn't eat you. Why did you have to provoke the pig for no reason?
Wasn't this planting meat in the mouths of humans and pigs?
Now you want to reason with a pig?
If it listens to you, you're a pig!
However, he did not expect that after hearing Chu Zihang's words, the Giant Forest Boar would actually stop its 'digging' action. Then, it raised its head and glanced at Chu Zihang disdainfully, revealing a mocking expression.
Sarcasm?
Chu Zihang was slightly taken aback by the word that popped into his mind.
A pig can also mock?
What a joke!
Chu Zihang rubbed his eyes and thought that he had seen wrongly.
However, at this moment, the wild boar slowly turned around and faced Chu Zihang with its butt. It shook its slender tail and even turned around to show off its muscles, looking down on Chu Zihang's thin arms and legs!
"Pfft! I'm dying of laughter!"
"Did the production team hire someone to act as this pig? Isn't this too spiritual?"
"This pig is really too funny. Is he here to be funny?”
"This is too funny. I thought it would be a battle, but I didn't expect it to be a joke!”
"Hahaha! A lazy pig is despised by a real pig!"
"It's done! The identity of a lazy pig has been confirmed!"
"Congratulations to Lazy Pig for raising his status as a lazy pig!”
"Scumbag grandpa, don't cry. You have to be strong!"
"Shocking! The man and the pig were looking at each other in the forest for this.”
"Upstairs, get your ass to the Shock Department!"
The audience was amused by the cute actions of the Giant Forest Pig and its human-like disdainful expression. Even Zhang Keer was about to burst out laughing!
They had thought that at the moment of life and death, the winner would eat the meat. In the end, the human-wild boar did not even look at Chu Zihang's meat.。。
"F * ck! It's intolerable!"
Chu Zihang's expression darkened. Even with his gentle temper, he could not help but feel annoyed.
Motherf * cker!
Usually, when his parents called him a lazy pig, he would tolerate it. Now, even a pig dared to look down on him. Didn't that mean that he was worse than a pig?
More importantly, he realized that many drones were flying behind him and above his head.
In other words, the scene just now must have been broadcast live.
Now, everyone in the country knew that he was despised by the wild boar!
How could this be?
How could he become the king of the wilderness?
Chu Zihang hardened his heart and said ruthlessly,""Don't be cocky with me, you silly pig. Today's lunch will be on you!”
"How many dishes did you drink?"
"If I had a peanut, I wouldn't be so drunk!”
"What do you mean? Lazy Pig Streamer wants to challenge the Wild Boar King? Whoever wins will be the Pig King?"
"It's done! Today's headline was the Pig King Tournament!”
"Scumbag! Forget it. With your thin arms and legs, your thighs are not even as thick as a human's arms.”
"Scumbag, Brother Pig is full today so he won't eat you! Don't force Brother Pig to move his mouth!"
" Wild Boar: You won't believe it, but the vegetables were delivered to my mouth by themselves.”
" Wild Boar: I'm really full!"
The audience naturally did not believe Chu Zihang's words. Even the Giant Forest Pig did not take Chu Zihang seriously.
As if it felt that it was meaningless, the Giant Forest Boar snorted in disdain and swaggered away, looking especially mocking.
Chu Zihang's expression was serious.
The words had already been spoken, and there was no way he could take them back!
No matter if he was a wild boar or a fierce tiger, he would not be able to get through this today!
After Chu Zihang covered the cooked rice with a big leaf, he chased after it with big strides.
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