After confirming that the wild boar king had gone far away, Chu Zihang chuckled and climbed down from the tree smugly.
This was the consequence of teasing him!
Then, he patted the dust off his body and walked forward happily. There was a fat grass rabbit waiting for him there.
When he got closer, Chu Zihang found that the grass rabbit's stomach had been cut open, obviously by the tusks of the giant forest boar.
Since he couldn't be any more dead.
Then don't blame Chu Zihang for being impolite.
Chu Zihang picked up the big rabbit happily, his face full of happiness.
He said that he would rely on wild boars for dinner, so he really did rely on wild boars!
He had perfectly completed the FLAG he had set up and even picked up a big rabbit for free. He had earned enough face.
Seeing all kinds of drones flying in the sky, Chu Zihang realized that there might be a lot of viewers watching him. He even sighed like an idol,""In the jungle, dragons don't roar and tigers don't roar. Little stupid pig, what a joke!”
However, the netizens in the live broadcast room did not accept this. This was different from what they had imagined!
"What the hell! Isn't this cheating? Picking up a big fat rabbit for free?"
"No? Didn't he want to solo a wild boar? Solo just like that?"
"I thought you were going to eat a pig, but you're eating pig feed! Scumbag, I misjudged you!"
"F * ck! Streamer, don't you have a guilty conscience for stealing a pig's staple food?”
"My heart aches for Zhuzhu. He's an old worker!”
"Don't be like this! If you play like this, how can the other players eat grass?”
"Deceiving the audience! It's closed!"
The live broadcast room was in an uproar. Everyone seriously despised Chu Zihang's cheating behavior.
Zhang Keer had now become Chu Zihang's number one fan. She immediately helped to explain,
"How did you cheat? Scumbag only said that he would rely on pigs for dinner, but he didn't say that he wanted to eat pigs. Didn't this rabbit rely on pigs to hunt for food? This is called guarding the pig and waiting for the rabbit!"
"What the f * ck! I'm convinced!"
“6666! Strange idiom knowledge increased!"
"But what he said makes sense. Scumbag did rely on wild boars for dinner. There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with it.”
"How is there nothing wrong with it? You stole Piggy's dinner. Isn't Piggy hungry? Cold!"
"Pig lovers strongly condemn it!”
"Pork lovers also express their strong condemnation! Why didn't they kill the pigs? Isn't a pig tastier than a rabbit?"
Master Bei also teased,
"Ke Er, don't tell me you've fallen in love with me? Why are you speaking up for me?”
Zhang Keer's face turned red as she denied,""I'm not! I didn't! Don't talk nonsense!"
"Oh, I see."
"The sour smell of love!"
"Sour live broadcast room! It's closed!"
"Is Scumbag Master really an otaku? As an otaku, I lowered my head in shame.”
Seeing the comments of the netizens, Zhang Keer's face became even redder. After holding it in for a while, she finally thought of a reason and explained again,
"I'm not speaking up for Scumbag. Piggy is so cute, why do you want to eat piggy? Isn't the rabbit fragrant?"
"Bunny: How am I not cute?”
" Bunny: Beauty Association BSS!”
"I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"
"So Ke Er likes this kind of stupid, big, black, and rough guy. What a heavy taste!”
"However, this wild rabbit is really fragrant! Scumbag grandpa is lucky." Master Bei pursed his lips and was about to drool.
“？？？”
"Master Bei, you betrayed the revolution with your thick eyebrows and big eyes?”
"How can you be so reasonable after stealing my pig brother's lunch? Are you even human?”
"Don't be like this. Aren't you guys ganging up to bully Bunny?”
"Bunny: What kind of torture did I do in my previous life?”
"But how fragrant is it? I think Master Bei is drooling.”
"It smells especially good! I was lucky enough to go to the grasslands to eat once, and I almost chewed off my fingers.”
"The grass rabbit meat is especially tender, and there's a lot of grease. Roasting a rabbit is simply superb!”
"Spicy Wild Rabbit is the real deal!”
"Don't you think I, Bunny Cold Pot, don't care about my face?”
Unknowingly, the bullet comments section had gone awry. From all sorts of arguments for justice for Bunny, it had turned into discussions about how to cook wild rabbits to be delicious…
[Bunny: I thank your entire family!]
……
Chu Zihang looked at the strong and delicious grass rabbit. His stomach was growling and his saliva was flowing three thousand feet.
Grass rabbits were the best of the best. They had low fat content and tender meat.
Weed rabbits were the best in the world and were more than ten times more delicious than rabbits.
At that moment, he did not care about the wild boar anymore. He carried the rabbit and walked back to the temporary base.
Later, he wanted to barbecue rabbit legs!
Thinking of the golden color, Chu Zihang swallowed his saliva and unconsciously quickened his pace.
He suddenly felt that life in the wilderness was not bad.
How could there be such delicacies at home? How could potato chips be compared to such exquisite delicacies?
On the way, Chu Zihang also encountered many small trees that the wild boar had broken. There were Nan trees, cedar trees, and pine trees. There were quite a number of species.
These small trees were excellent materials for building shelters or burning firewood.
As a gaming geek, Chu Zihang's eyes lit up.
If you want to be rich, you have to pull the tree first!
This was the only way to survive in the game!
Without caring whether he was tired or not, Chu Zihang held the rabbit in one hand and the small tree in the other as he pulled it back with all his might.
Back at the base, Chu Zihang quickly put down the first tree and stretched his body.
However, he did not rest this time. His rumbling stomach was urging him to cook.
Hence, Chu Zihang hung the condoms that were filled with water on the branch again.
Then, he placed dry grass suitable for tinder at the spot of the spotlight. He also piled a circle of leaves and branches around the dry grass to prevent it from not having enough fuel.
After settling the automatic fire starter, Chu Zihang used the time he had to start the fire to start moving the trees again. He did not slack off at all.
Most lazy people didn't want to do any work and would drag it out as long as they could.
Chu Zihang, the lazy king, was not like this. He was smart.
He had never delayed things that he had to do until the end. In the end, he would miss the opportunity and tire himself out.
On the contrary, he would seize the easiest time to do it and achieve twice the result with half the effort.
For example, if he didn't move these trees now and they were picked up by others, wouldn't he have to cut them down himself in the future?
Moving them back now when he had time, he would not have to worry about wood for a long time in the future. This was the essence of laziness.
Chu Zihang sighed slightly. Experts were lonely.
On the path of laziness, it was lonely at the top.
At the same time, this " hardworking " scene moved the audience in front of the live broadcast room.
"Tears! The scumbag was finally not lazy anymore. He was finally willing to work hard.”
"I love you, I love you! Scumbag grandpa is too hardworking. He's a role model for my generation!”
"I'm touched! This was the charm of Man vs. Wild! It's so inspirational!"
Father and Mother Chu were so excited that they held each other's hands and sighed with tears in their eyes."Our son has finally grown up."
However, before everyone could cry, some netizens who realized that something was wrong stood up!
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