Desert Island: Lazy Cancer Doesn’t Affect My Show Through the Sky
28 Keke Loves Loving Pig!

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"I'm touched! You really can't mess with a foodie!"

"Take care, scumbag! I will miss you!"

"The black man carrying the coffin has been contacted.”

"Scumbag Grandpa was very happy when he left."

Chu Zihang's reckless behavior for the sake of eating stunned the netizens. This was the first time they had seen someone willing to die for food.

It was not an exaggeration to say that he was the strongest foodie!

"Zihang! Are you stupid? Run!"

"As long as there's life, there's no need to worry about not having meat to eat. As long as you come back, I'll cook meat for you every day.”

Father and Mother Chu were angry, regretful, and worried. They were speechless at Chu Zihang.

How did they end up with such a glutton and lazy son?

Is it okay to eat without caring about your life?

……

Chu Zihang looked at the Wild Boar King, and the more he looked at it, the stranger he felt.

This giant forest boar had a pig-like face, so why did it look like it was trying to curry favor?

Flattery?

Chu Zihang nodded. He could clearly feel this thought.

Due to the increase in the level of his beast taming skill when he tamed the termites, his sixth sense had also gradually strengthened. Now, he had a deeper understanding of the Giant Forest Boar King's behavior.

He could clearly feel the kindness of the Giant Forest Boar King.

It didn't want to attack him, nor did it want to snatch his food. It just wanted to be friends with him.

He could even feel the joy and excitement it had when facing its friends, as if it had not had a heart-to-heart talk with others for a long time.

Heart to heart talk?

Friends?

These two words appeared in Chu Zihang's mind, and he felt strange for some reason.

Pigs want to talk to people and make friends?

Was it really a friendship that transcended species?

However, for some reason, the anger in Chu Zihang's heart actually dissipated.

He understood the Giant Forest Boar King's feelings.

When a person could not fit in with others because of his excellence, that kind of loneliness was really torturous.

Friends were already a very unfamiliar word to him.

The Wild Boar King was also the king of this mountain. Small animals ran away when they saw it, and no animal was willing to communicate with it.

Now that it had finally met a friend who was not afraid of it and was willing to play with it for an entire morning, it was very happy.

"Hmph hmph hmph!"

The Wild Boar King held its head high as it exchanged blows, showing goodwill to Chu Zihang. There was a silly smile on its face, and its saliva was already dripping all over the ground.

"Tsk! What friend? He was a foodie!”

Chu Zihang saw through the Wild Boar King's thoughts and waved his hand speechlessly."Here, come here."

"Hmph!"

The Wild Boar King opened its mouth wide and happily ran to Chu Zihang's side. Then, it rubbed Chu Zihang's leg like a puppy to express its goodwill. It looked charmingly naive.

Err…

This…

The dumbfounded crowd was once again dumbfounded!

What was going on?

He thought that the scumbag was dead for sure, but what the hell was this silly wild boar?

This was already in its mouth, yet it still didn't eat?

Did she really despise this scumbag?

However, what was the meaning of this pig head's silly expression?

"Do you want to eat?"

Chu Zihang touched the wild boar's head. The wild boar's fur was very hard, like steel needles.

"I want to eat!"

The Wild Boar King humphed twice and grinned at Chu Zihang, then opened its mouth wide.

"Foodie! Look at your silly face!"

"Try it. Do you like it?"

Chu Zihang speechlessly tore off a large piece of rabbit leg meat and threw it into its big mouth.

'Wuhu ~'

The moment the Wild Boar King tasted the rabbit meat, it spun around excitedly. Its pig tail swung around handsomely. It was so delicious that it took off!

"Humph!"

The Wild Boar King had never eaten such delicious food before. After eating, it opened its mouth and stared at Chu Zihang like a pug, staring at the roasted rabbit in his hand.

"You sure know how to eat. You silly fellow, I'll call you Pig Silly from now on!”

Chu Zihang complained helplessly. He was not stingy with his hands. He broke off a large piece of rabbit meat for the wild boar and even gave him some chicken balm this time.

In any case, this rabbit weighed more than ten catties, and he really couldn't finish it. Moreover, it was the Wild Boar King who hunted it, so even if he didn't contribute, he still had to work hard.

After eating the delicious rabbit meat soup, the wild boar king became even more excited. It circled around Chu Zihang and used a unique way to express its lofty gratitude!

"What…What's going on? Why does it feel like the wild boar has become Scumbag Master's pet?”

"Scumbag grandpa is awesome! He could not even fill himself with food in the wilderness, and now he even had a pet.”

"Damn it! This wild boar was still polite! Why don't you just snatch the rabbit meat?"

"No, are you guys playing around with me? Didn't you say that black people would carry the coffin?"

"I seriously suspect that this wild boar is a human in disguise!”

"Maybe it's because of the recuperation of spiritual energy. I suggest an autopsy!”

"But this wild boar is really cute. It's its first time eating roasted rabbit, and it's so happy that it's flying. It's too funny.”

"Keke Loves Piggy! Lazy Chu Zihang!"

"Piggy is too cute! Mommy, I love you!"

"I don't want a male mother!"

On one hand, the netizens were surprised. On the other hand, they were amused by the wild boar's silly expression and behavior.

Needless to say, this Wild Boar King's style was really similar to that of Scumbag Lord.

That huge physique, coupled with his silly expression, was full of laziness and chuunibyou aura, making people want to laugh when they saw it!

Zhang Keer was already dumbfounded. She did not know how to explain at all. She could only say awkwardly,"Maybe, maybe this is…friendship.”

"Right, Master Bei, what do you think? You've traveled far and wide and roamed the wilderness for many years. What strange things have you not seen? You should be able to explain it, right?"

Zhang Keer suddenly thought of the wilderness expert beside her and quickly looked at him expectantly.

"It can be explained."

Master Bei nodded and said seriously.

"Master Bei is awesome!"

"Your Master Bei is still your Master Bei!"

"Also, the program team has an expert like Master Bei. Otherwise, we wouldn't even be able to understand Man vs. Wild.”

The netizens erupted in cheers.

Seeing that everyone was in such high spirits, Master Bei said with a serious expression,"This means that lazy pigs and pigs are really the same breed.”

"Puff!"

"Hahaha!"

"Master Bei! How did you learn to be bad too!"

"Lazy pigs and wild boars are the same breed! I'm sure!"

"Dissection! I suggest that we dissect the scumbag and the wild boar together!”

"Hey! What is this expert talking about?"

Father Chu, who was in front of the live broadcast, was speechless.

If they said that their son and the wild boar were of the same breed, then what about the two of them?!

Zi Hang was the best. To be honest, this could only mean that the scumbag was very outstanding!”

Mother Chu was so angry that she began to defend her son in the live broadcast room.

However…

"Outstanding my ass! Doesn't your conscience hurt?"

"Passerby my ass, I suspect that you are the parents of a scumbag! There was no one else who could boast about this!”

"You're wrong. I'm afraid even the parents of the scumbag grandpa can't say this, right? How shameless must his parents be to say that he was outstanding when he was so lazy!”

Err…

This…

Father and Mother Chu's faces turned red. Was it so easy to be seen through?

It was too awkward…

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