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32 Newton’s coffin could no longer be closed!

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"Ya! Was the scumbag grandpa going to show off his coconut cracking skills?”

Zhang Keer saw Chu Zihang snatch the coconut.

"No, I think this scumbag is going to be showcased by coconuts.”

Master Bei said confidently this time.

He was no stranger to coconuts!

For every person who wanted to survive in the wilderness, coconuts were a rare treasure in the wilderness!

It was the most beautiful beverage, food, and container. With it, the quality of life would be greatly improved!

However, coconuts were not something that could be eaten casually. Picking coconuts was only one aspect. Opening coconuts was the real problem.

In order to open coconuts, he had studied it for a long time and was very confident in it.

Generally speaking, old coconuts were easier to open, the kind that were ripe.

Among the coconut species, green and red coconuts were easier to crack. Smashing them with a large stone a few times would cause cracks, and then opening them along the cracks.

Small, hard, and strong coconuts like glutinous rice coconut were a disaster for people without tools.

As for that box cutter?

It was useless even if he broke it!

"Master Bei, are you so sure?" Zhang Keer looked at Master Bei in surprise. This was the first time he was so confident today.

"Of course!"

"I think it's possible for this scumbag to open it.”Out of an inexplicable trust, Zhang Keer still stood on Chu Zihang's side.

"Then why don't we make a bet?" Master Bei suggested.

"Alright, what do you want to bet on?" Zhang Keer was not afraid at all.

"Let's bet on dinner for the next week.”Master Bei said.

"No problem."

"Then you might be eaten by me until I go bankrupt. After watching this scumbag's live broadcast, I can eat a cow now!”After Master Bei's evil plan succeeded, he chuckled.

"Tsk! It's still uncertain who will go bankrupt after eating who. Don't underestimate me. As long as I watch this scumbag's live broadcast, I can eat two cows!”Zhang Keer refused to be outdone.

Cow was shivering…

……

After Chu Zihang took the coconut, he knocked on the glutinous rice coconut and found that its outer shell was very smooth. It was really difficult to exert strength.

It seemed that he had to think of a way to fix the coconut so that it could not slide away. Otherwise, it would not work no matter how much strength he used.

Therefore, Chu Zihang took the coconut and prepared to find a suitable way. Pig Foolish followed behind disdainfully. His human-like expression amused everyone.

Then, Chu Zihang seemed to have thought of an idea. He confidently came to a flat rock, grabbed the coconut with his hand, and smashed it down twice.

This time, the coconut did not slide away.

However…

The coconut did not move at all…

"Tsk! I thought the scumbag you guys were talking about was awesome, but this is it?”

"Are you kidding me? I thought it was going to be a wild boar, but in the end, it still relied on brute force. Then how could you beat a wild boar?”

"I'm numb, I'm numb. Even a scumbag like me doesn't have his moments.”

"I just want to ask if your hands are numb?"

"Even if you smash it, you'll feel numb!"

"You can't blame me for this. Even if I let you go, you won't be able to do it.”

The netizens sighed as if the hope in their hearts had been extinguished.

Chu Zihang didn't give up. He spat out the gum in his mouth, pinched it into a cone, and placed it on the stone.

Then, he began to move his body and do his preparations. The two shocks just now had really numbed his hands.

"Tsk ~~!"

The wild boar shook its tail in disdain and even lay on the ground, pretending to yawn to show that it was bored.

"Watch this!"

Chu Zihang took a deep breath and got into a horse stance. He hugged Glutinous Rice and raised it high.

"Hah!"

With a loud shout, Chu Zihang slammed the coconut hard against the rock!

"Bang!"

A violent collision sound rang out!

But the coconut was still intact!

"It won't work. I've already said that it won't work no matter how many times I try. Ke Er, you should be prepared to treat me to a meal.”Master Bei revealed a victorious smile. His stomach was already prepared for a delicious meal.

However, at this moment, the sharp-eyed Zhang Keer cried out,"Water! Water!"

Water?

Where was the water?

Master Bei and the audience quickly looked at the screen.

There really was water!

There were even water stains on the stone!

Was this water coconut water?

Everyone was panicking. They widened their eyes and looked for cracks in the coconut.

However-

The coconut was still intact, without a single crack.

And there was no water source in the surroundings, so where did the water come from?

"Woof woof!"

The pig suddenly barked in panic. Its bark was extremely sharp and filled with disbelief.

It smelled the fragrance of coconut milk!

That was the taste that it had been longing for day and night. It couldn't be wrong!

"Don't be so arrogant, sit down!"

Chu Zihang seemed to have predicted the wild boar's reaction in advance. He smiled calmly and said,

"Big stupid pig, watch carefully! Next was the moment to witness a miracle!”

Chu Zihang said proudly, then calmly revealed the mystery.

Under the shocked gazes of Pig Foolish and everyone else, Chu Zihang turned the coconut around.

A small hole about a finger wide had appeared at the bottom of the coconut. The coconut juice was slowly flowing out of the small hole and dripping onto the ground, but the other parts were intact!

However, there was no bulge on the stone.

Then how did this small hole come about?

The audience looked as if they had seen a ghost and became even more curious.

"Cheating! Cheating! Scumbag grandpa must have cheated!"

"I know! It was the Single Solar Finger! I'm definitely a martial arts expert!"

"F * ck you. Why don't you say special abilities?”

"Newton's coffin can't be closed anymore!”

After Long Ke thought of something, he suddenly came to a realization and quickly typed: "I understand now! The netizen in front of him was right. Newton's coffin really could not be closed this time.”

"What do you mean? Student Kogoro."

Zhang Keer saw this familiar ID and quickly asked.

This was Dragon Science University's top student.

He was the one who solved the mystery of the 'automatic fire'.

Long Ke Da Xiao Wu Lang: " Just now, I put a piece of gum on the rock. Did you guys see that?" Do you understand now?"

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