Desert Island: Lazy Cancer Doesn’t Affect My Show Through the Sky
45 What do I know about botany!

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"Humph."

Chu Zihang was savoring the delicious food when he suddenly heard an aggrieved groan.

He turned around and saw the wild boar king looking at him from afar. He was so greedy that he was about to cry.

"Hey, you silly pig, aren't you too cowardly? You're so big, and you're scared of an explosion? Come and eat your turtledove." Chu Zihang complained speechlessly.

"Humph."

The Wild Boar King shook its head. It seemed to be extremely afraid of the bonfire and did not dare to approach it no matter what.

"Idiot! I'm impressed."

Chu Zihang had no choice but to give the roasted turtledove to the wild boar king.

This time, the wild boar king was happy. It snorted and immediately cheered as it ate the fragrant roasted turtledove.

A man and a pig began their eating performance. The netizens before the live broadcast were about to cry from greed.

……

After dinner, Chu Zihang prepared to go up the mountain to explore again.

Although he had gotten a lot of delicious food during his last exploration, he did not encounter the contestant on the mountain. He was prepared to try his luck again.

If he couldn't find it, he would go down the mountain.

Although there was no shortage of food in the mountains, it was not suitable for settling down.

Chu Zihang packed up and brought a slingshot for self-defense, preparing to travel light.

However, the Wild Boar King was not full. Turtledove was far from being able to satisfy its needs. Therefore, after eating the appetizer of Turtledove, he went to find other dried food to fill his stomach.

Chu Zihang didn't stop it. Anyway, he had a whistle now. As long as they weren't too far away, he could call it back with a whistle.

……

After walking in the forest for a while, Chu Zihang found a fallen leaf shrub full of small green fruits. He stopped as if he had found a treasure.

"Eh, this is mountain pepper, a kind of tree that is full of treasures."

The roots, branches, leaves, and fruits could all be used for medicine. They had anti-inflammatory and pain-relieving effects, as well as the effects of treating stomachache, swelling, and exhaustion.

The leaves contained a high amount of oil and could be used as a fuel or as a natural soap.

Its fruit was similar to pepper. It had a spicy taste and was a very good seasoning in the wild. Scumbag Lord was in luck.”

“。。。You can do it now! What luck! Does this scumbag master not have enough food?"

Zhang Keer ridiculed and won the unanimous agreement of the majority of netizens.

After all, with the way he ate the broadcast, his good fortune was a disaster for the audience!

Chu Zihang took out a new set of condoms, stretched it out, and without a word, put the green mountain pepper fruits into it.

……

Not long after, Chu Zihang stopped in front of a pile of weeds and began to pick up the grass, leaving behind its white roots.

"This is lemongrass, not weeds! It's a relatively common spice. Boiled meat, grilled fish, roasted chicken, braised goose, these dishes all have this spice. Why don't you know this?”

When Master Bei saw that the netizens did not even recognize this, he was speechless.

"Tsk! We are not botanists, how would we know this?”

"That's right. We don't cook! Why did he need to know what the condiments looked like?”

“。。。Another seasoning? Scumbag grandpa is too exaggerated just to eat! He didn't come out this time just to look for seasonings, right?”

"I declare that this scumbag is not worthy of being the lazy king! He's too hardworking just to eat!"

"What do you know? The charm of eating is endless!"

While the netizens were clamoring, Chu Zihang stopped in front of an unknown plant.

"What about this?" Zhang Keer asked.

Master Bei looked at it seriously for a while. This time, he was also worried. He complained helplessly,"Don't ask me all of them. I'm just a Man vs. Wild player. What do I know about botany? I think we need a professional botanist.”

"I'm dying of laughter. I thought you understood! What's there to be proud of? This scumbag is still the best!”

"I think we need to find a physicist!”

"And the Gourmet! No one even understands this scumbag's delicacies."

"Yes, yes, yes! The MT scientist is also indispensable."

Everyone burst into laughter.

Scumbag Grandpa's Man vs. Wild was just so weird. It was completely different from others.

……

Chu Zihang squatted on the ground. In front of him was a small grass with purple flowers. Its leaves were like hearts.

Its scientific name was wood sorrel, and the old man called it sour meimi.

Unlike other wild fruits, very few people recognized this wild grass.

Because it was neither sweet nor fragrant, it did not taste good, and eating too much was not good for the body. Even pigs disliked its sour taste.

And this was the seasoning that Chu Zihang needed-sour!

Chu Zihang took out a random tree branch and dug into the ground. Just as he dug a very shallow part, the roots of the sour grass had already appeared.

Its roots were well developed, and it was white and fat like a radish. However, it was much smaller and sour than a radish.

Chu Zihang pushed aside the soil and pulled it out. He put it away and put it in a condom.

In just a short while, he had already filled up three condoms. Now, there were only three condoms left in a box. He had to use them sparingly.

This thing was really a divine artifact. It could be used for anything, making him fall in love with it.

After digging up a few more pieces of sour grass, Chu Zihang decided not to dig anymore. He also did not plan to spend any more time on seasoning.

Now, he had all four condiments: sour (Imitate Grass), sweet (sour honey), spicy (mountain pepper), and fragrant (lemongrass). He could completely make a delicious dish with a rich texture.

The most important thing was that he had yet to settle the salt.

If one did not eat salt for three to five days, there would be problems with one's bodily functions.

However, salt was indeed not easy to get. It was not like the seaside in the mountains. There was no way to boil salt. Rock salt was something that depended on luck. He could not find it either. It was really troublesome.

This was also the reason why he wanted to go down the mountain. With the sea, there would be stable salt.

Hence, Chu Zihang did not waste any more time. He casually tied the condoms around his waist and carried a pile of flowers and grass as he walked towards the black smoke that had just risen up the mountain.

As long as they were there, they would definitely be able to find the contestants.

(Please vote, thank you everyone! Also, thank you for the tips from my two new brothers. Thank you!)

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