"Come, you must have been hungry for a long time. You can't eat this grass casually. Come, I have delicious food here."
Lin Xiyue immediately took on the role of a big sister and took care of Chu Zihang.
He even took into consideration that Chu Zihang was embarrassed and took the initiative to hand him a roasted banana."Come, don't stand on ceremony. Let's eat together. I have a lot.”
It had to be said that this gentle and considerate appearance of the sister next door was definitely a one-in-a-million existence among beautiful girls. It made people feel quite comfortable.
This was much better than those girls who looked down on others because of their beauty or thought that men approached them for their beauty.
"Wow! Love, love! Was there really such a gentle and considerate girl in the world? I believe in love again!"
"Motherf * cker! I look at Miss Xiyue, then look at my deskmate, I'm so angry!”
"My colleague is the same. He doesn't even look at himself. He always thinks that others are coveting his beauty. It's disgusting!”
"Mom, Mom, you don't have to rush me for a blind date anymore. I have a partner now!”
"Honey, you're awesome! I love Xiyue's wife!"
"Brother above, so Liu Guanzhang became sworn brothers with you guys?”
Lin Xiyue's actions attracted a bunch of fans. Everyone treated her like a goddess in their dreams.
Even Father and Mother Chu were very satisfied with her. The balance between her and Zhang Keer was heavily tilted towards her.
However…
However, Chu Zihang frowned and tilted his head back. With a look of disdain, he said,"No, no, no. What kind of poop is this? It looks black and disgusting. I don't eat this.”
Hiss!
The moment he said that, the world became quiet!
This was the ultimate invincible explosive nuclear attack from the titanium alloy straight man!
With this attack, everyone in the live broadcast room, including those super experienced straight men, was speechless.
The delicate little sister took the initiative to give it to you. Is this human language?
"Straightforward man of steel! No, it was a titanium alloy straight man! Serves you right for not having a girlfriend!" Li Tianming gave him a thumbs up, and his face was full of admiration!
"If my parents are watching the live broadcast again, they should be very glad that they don't have to worry about buying a house and getting married in the future. They saved a lot of money.”Master Bei couldn't help but complain. He even suspected that Master Scum had misogyny.
"Hahaha!"
Zhang Keer could not help but laugh out loud!
Then, a group of people looked at her strangely.
"Cough! Well, I also think that this thing looks like Papa. Don't you think so?”
Zhang Keer's face turned red and she quickly tried to deny it. However, she was speechless in her heart. She didn't expect that she would hide it so badly...
Perhaps this was what it meant to be overly concerned…
Lin Xiyue almost choked. She took a long time to recover and said with a dark face,"
"Hey! I didn't mind that you're an F-rank player and I teamed up with you. I even gave you food out of kindness, but you're still complaining? You'll starve to death!"
"Sister Xiyue knows that Scumbag is an F-rank player, yet she still teamed up with him. I'm touched!"
"Wow! So the little miss was taking care of the scumbag grandpa's self-esteem. Thank you!”
"Scumbag grandpa is too tough."
Chu Zihang froze and said weakly,""But this thing really looks like Daddi. If you don't believe me, take a look.”
In order to convince the girl, Chu Zihang even peeled off the roasted black wild banana and explained,
"Look at this layer of yellow sticky stuff. Doesn't it look like fresh poop? And the black beans embedded in it are the same as sheep poop? I didn't lie to you, did I?"
This--
With such vivid words, the audience looked at the roasted banana again. The image was so vivid that they even suspected that this was a 4D live broadcast room. It even had a smell!
Lue！
Lue！
There was a retching sound, and everyone could not bear to look at it.
"That's a banana seed! It's not sheep shit…"
Lin Xiyue was so angry that she shouted anxiously. However, after taking a look, she really did look like him. She could not refute him.
The sticky flesh, the hard black banana seeds…
Mouth area!
Lin Xiyue suddenly retched.
"You! If you don't want to eat, then leave! This is Survival in the Wilderness. It's already good enough that you have food to eat. You're still being picky with a poor person like me. When you're extremely hungry, you'll even eat your own poop!”
Lin Xiyue was furious and finally said something ruthless.
"Uh, alright. In that case, we'll meet again if fate permits.”
Chu Zihang shrugged helplessly. From the looks of it, it seemed that the team plan had failed.
He was too embarrassed to stay here any longer.
Shaking his head, Chu Zihang turned around and left. He muttered gloomily,"
"How is it wrong to tell the truth? Am I too honest? Could it be that I'm the legendary honest man?”
"No way, am I that miserable? You won't ask me to take over, right?"
Chu Zileng could not help but shiver.
This was…
Lin Xiyue clenched her fists in anger. If she didn't have a shred of rationality left, she would have rushed up and beaten him up!
The netizens watching the live broadcast were even more ecstatic.
"Be honest your grandmother's leg! Which honest person would use condoms so smoothly?”
"The MT Man said that he is an honest man. Who in the world isn't an honest man?”
"I've never seen such a shameless person!”
"Xiyue, don't cry. If this scum doesn't want to take it, I'll take it! I'm an honest man!"
"Me, me, me! I'll accept this offer!"
"Scumbag grandpa is a real man! It was much better than those bootlickers who couldn't move when they saw girls.”
"The person above must be joking. My scumbag is equipped with titanium alloy and a planetary engine!”
"To be honest, why do I suspect that Scumbag Grandpa is GAY?”
……
"Sigh…you!"
Lin Xiyue wanted to stop Chu Zihang, but seeing that he had walked away, she decided to forget about it.
"Humph! For a pampered little emperor like you, your mouth is full of 'why not eat meat butches'. Do you know how difficult it is to find this banana in the wilderness?”
"It's also a good thing that you're starving and suffering from the merciless iron fists of the wilderness. Otherwise, who knows how lazy you'll be in the future. When you're starving, you'll naturally come back to look for me.”
"I don't believe it. No matter how tough your mouth is, can it be tougher than your stomach?”
Lin Xiyue said to herself angrily with a confident expression on her face, which made the netizens in front of the live broadcast room laugh.
No matter how tough his mouth was, could it be tougher than his stomach?
Good explanation!
However, these words should be said to him.
"Oh, right, don't eat too much wild banana. Not only does it taste bad, but it also won't produce poop.”
Chu Zihang was halfway there when he thought of something. He turned around and reminded Lin Xiyue, driving her crazy!
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