Desert Island: Lazy Cancer Doesn’t Affect My Show Through the Sky
50 The peregrine falcon provoked! Incompetent Rage!

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"Sou!"

The stone shot out, bringing with it the sound of wind breaking. It sounded extremely sharp.

However, after 100 meters, the momentum of the stone decreased significantly.

After 200 meters, the stone had already become an arrow at the end of its flight, and its strength could not penetrate Lu Gao.

Although the elasticity of the condoms was not bad, it was still a lot worse than real cow skin tendons.

The range of a simple slingshot made from it was not that far. After the peregrine falcon flew 200 meters away, the speed of the stone was reduced to a very low level, and it could not pose an effective threat to it.

"I'll throw you, Rem! Come down if you have the guts. Let's fight for 300 rounds. What kind of skill is stealing chickens?”

Chu Zihang shouted at the peregrine falcon in exasperation.

"Scum!"

After the peregrine falcon succeeded, it chirped indifferently, sounding especially provocative!

Moreover, it didn't fly away immediately. Instead, it leisurely hid in the air above 200 meters. Chu Zihang shot at it a few times but couldn't hit it. What a show-off yuppie!

"Who the hell are you calling scum! Don't let me see you next time! Otherwise, I'll cook you and eat you!"

Chu Zihang was so angry that he exploded. He had been hunting wild geese all day long, but he had actually been blinded by wild geese.

However…

The peregrine falcon did not care about Chu Zihang's threat at all. After it discovered Chu Zihang's shooting range, it became even braver.

"Scum!"

The peregrine falcon cried out, seemingly bored, and even let the pheasant down from the sky.

The pheasant, which had just regained its consciousness, felt the aura of freedom. It quickly flapped its wings and wanted to escape. However, when it saw such a high altitude that it could never reach in its entire life, it was so scared that it was afraid of heights!

"W-what is this?"

The audience was also dumbfounded.

Could it be that the peregrine falcon was suddenly kind enough to give the pheasant to the scumbag?

Or was it full today?

Chu Zihang also looked at the peregrine falcon in confusion, not knowing what it was up to.

Just as everyone was bewildered, the peregrine falcon suddenly swooped down at high speed when the pheasant was about to reach Chu Zihang's shooting range, and then caught the pheasant back.

Then, it did not forget to shout provocatively,"Scum!"

This...

"F * ck! Is this peregrine falcon causing trouble?"

"This peregrine falcon is too arrogant!”

"Are you playing me like a monkey? This is intolerable!"

"Scumbag grandpa, do it!"

The netizens were stunned by the peregrine falcon's actions!

"Caw caw caw! Why are you showing off to me? Wasn't it just a lousy pheasant? Just you wait!"

Chu Zihang's face turned even darker.

He didn't expect to be played by a stinky bird like this. Did he not care about his face?

He had to do it!

Meanwhile, the netizens in front of the live broadcast room were all laughing.

"Hahaha! Incompetent Rage!"

"Hahaha! It felt good! This was the first time she had seen the scumbag look like he had been deflated.”

"The pheasant in your mouth is gone. Are you angry?”

"Scumbag grandpa catches the chicken, and the peregrines follow behind! You've been showcased, haven't you?"

"Not only did the peregrine falcon shit on your head, but it also asked you for paper. What can you do?”

……

After showing off for a while, the peregrine falcon realized that Chu Zihang was no longer paying attention to it, so it lost interest.

In the end, he flew over Chu Zihang's head in a despicable manner and flew away.

"Let's wait and see. Now that you've caught a lousy pheasant, you're showing off. You're only that promising.”

Chu Zihang threw the broken slingshot to the side. Just looking at it made him angry.

"Are you pretending to be a pervert? Fine, just you wait!”

Chu Zihang looked at the peregrine falcon in the sky, and his expression became even more unhappy. He was so angry that he directly took out a utility knife.

"Ah, what's wrong? What's wrong with this scumbag? Don't tell me you're taking things too hard?"

Zhang Keer noticed that Chu Zihang suddenly stopped cursing and took out a utility knife instead. A bad feeling rose in her heart.

"Of course you can't take it too hard. The pheasant that was in your mouth was snatched away by the bird. If it were you, you would also be autistic. Moreover, this peregrine falcon is too cheap. It even started to show off in front of this scumbag. If it were me, I wouldn't be able to tolerate it.”Li Tianming chuckled. He didn't think as much as Ke Er.

“。。。”

"What's autistic about this? The peregrine falcon was not an ordinary bird. Although it was not a large raptor and was inferior to a golden eagle, even a golden eagle was not a match for the peregrine falcon in nature.

Peregrines relied on their flexibility and high-speed impact penetration, and they were almost invincible. It was common to see peregrines chasing after golden eagles.

If the peregrine falcon didn't attack him, he would be burning incense.”

Master Bei had a deep understanding of the natural world, and his reverence for the world grew.

"That's true." The others nodded. The peregrine falcon's terrifying impact just now still left them with lingering fear. If they encountered it in the wild, they would probably be so scared that their legs would go weak.

Only a fool like Scumbag would dare to compete with it.

"Eh, this scumbag is carving trees!" Zhang Keer shouted in surprise. As long as she didn't take things too hard, it was fine.

"Are you going to make something up again?"

"It could be a rope, but it could also be a bowstring. A small slingshot is still too soft against this kind of raptor, but that's not necessarily the case. Anyway, looking at the angry look on the scumbag's face, he probably did not hold back anything good.”

Master Bei shook his head. He didn't dare to make a judgment now. His face was still hurting.

Master Bei's analysis wasn't wrong.

With Chu Zihang's current shooting skills, the slingshot was completely unable to meet his requirements. He needed to make a strong bow.

However, he didn't have the materials to make a strong bow. What he needed was high-strength elastic materials like cow tendons and deer tendons. Of course, hemp rope could also be used to make a bowstring, but he didn't want it because its actual combat power was too weak.

However, the hemp rope could not be used as a bowstring. It could be used for something else!

Chu Zihang held back his energy and pulled out a long strip of lazy skin, then began to weave the rope.

He wanted to make a big move!

He peeled off layers of wood fibers, tore the kelp-like fibers into thin strips, and twisted the three thin strips into a rope.

It was easy to say, but it was very slow to rub.

He could only produce a few centimeters with his hands. His efficiency was not up to Chu Zihang's requirements.

Helpless, he could only sacrifice himself for the sake of his great cause!

Chu Zihang stretched out his legs and pulled up his pants, but-

"F * ck! Is that so? Woolen pants?"

"You took off your pants just because you didn't agree?"

"I'll throw it! This leg hair is comparable to mine. This scumbag is a real man!”

"He's too manly. Whoever marries this scumbag is lucky!”

"What do you mean by wool pants? Aren't you guys the ones who keep asking to see Black Silk Beauty fade? Didn't the black silk beauty fade appear!"

“。。。Upstairs, don't be disgusting! What we want to see is Ke 'er's beautiful stockings. I choose death for these stockings!”

Zhang Keer's face turned red from everyone's words. However, unlike everyone's disgust, she felt that it was very rude...

This was more like a man. If he was fair and clean, wouldn't he be a sissy?

However, Chu Zihang's face was filled with pain at this moment. He was in a dilemma.

In the end, he gritted his teeth. In order to slack off and save some time and energy, he went all out!

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