Desert Island: Lazy Cancer Doesn’t Affect My Show Through the Sky
6 It was starting to do evil again!

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"Quickly cut the camera to Chu Zihang. There seems to be a fire there.”

Zhang Keer anxiously urged the director to switch the screen, ready to slap her face back.

"Huh? He started a fire? Don't joke around. That lazy guy is still sleeping. Could it be that the fire will ignite itself? Even if he were to start a fire by drilling wood, it would be impossible for him to do it so quickly.”

Lu Zihan laughed scornfully and immediately retorted mercilessly.

"But the fire did come from his direction.”

Master Bei was also very surprised, but that was the truth.

At this moment, the director switched to split screen mode and put Chu Zihang and Lin Xiyue's images on the screen at the same time.

On the left side of the screen, Chu Zihang was still sleeping soundly under the shade of a tree. There was a faint smile on his face. He did not look like he was trying to survive in the wilderness at all!

On the right, Lin Xiyue was sweating profusely. Black marks appeared on her fair skin, and she looked extremely pathetic.

When the two of them compared each other, the audience went berserk again.

" This is starting a fire. Where's the fire?!"

The audience was only halfway through their curses when they were suddenly stunned.

They took a closer look and realized that Chu Zihang's screen was indeed emitting black smoke, but it was coming from behind his butt.

"What's going on?"

"Is your butt smoking?"

"I'll throw it! Did Mom's scolding come true?"

"Afraid! I won't dare to sleep in again."

"This! What was going on? How did this fire start?"

"Haunted? Ghost fire?"

"What's going on? Isn't he sleeping?"

The netizens immediately deleted the cursing and were replaced with deep curiosity.

Chu Zihang was dreaming of swimming in the water of fat otaku happiness when he was gradually woken up by the heat behind him.

He turned his head and found that the dry leaves he had prepared had been successfully ignited. However, the flame was not strong enough, and half of the dry leaves had already been burned.

"It's burning quite quickly. It's fine after a nap. Now, I can drink hot water.”

Chu Zihang stretched and quickly stood up to add dead branches and leaves to prevent the fire that he had painstakingly built from extinguishing.

He was really not sleepy anymore. He really did not need to sleep a second time.

……

"Cheating! He must have cheated! I'm going to report this to the production team. He must have secretly brought a lighter! Don't think that you can fool us by pretending to be asleep. Do you think we're all fools?”

Lu Zihan shouted angrily in the face of the fire.

"Impossible! Our program team has gone through a strict inspection before the competition. Every contestant can't bring anything outside of their competition attire.”

"If you don't believe me, let's take a look at the replay. We'll know if it's cheating or not.”

In order to appease the audience's doubts, Zhang Keer asked the director to show the recording from various angles to prove the program team's innocence.

At first, the video was replayed at the original speed, but after watching it for a minute or two, Chu Zihang did not even move from his sleeping position.

Then, the anxious people increased the speed to two times, then four times, but still nothing happened.

"Quick, quick, quick! Hurry up and stop wasting time. He must have used the lighter last.”

Lu Zihan's eyes were fixed on the screen. If Chu Zihang dared to do anything, he would be caught red-handed.

"There's smoke!"

Zhang Keer exclaimed as soon as Lu Zihan finished speaking.

The audience immediately widened their eyes and looked at the video. They really found a wisp of smoke in the same position!

"How…how did this fire start?”

"No, I didn't see it clearly."

"Special ability?"

"Did my fart cause a fire?"

"It's possible. There's nitrogen in the fart, and it's flammable!”

The live broadcast room suddenly fell silent. Everyone was dumbfounded.

"Put it back again. Just now, I don't believe it. He must have used some tricks!”Lu Zihan shouted hysterically, his eyes filled with disbelief.

Zhang Keer saw that the number of viewers in the live broadcast room had increased. Now, it had reached 15 million people, and more and more people were attracted by the ghost fire supernatural incident.

With this trend, she would become the number one on the platform!

So Zhang Keer said decisively," Rewind the video to one minute ago and slow it down by 0.5 times. We'll know if it's cheating or a miracle." Perhaps, today, I will be able to witness this miraculous moment together with everyone!”

Time passed slowly, and the Lazy King in the video was still sleeping soundly.

Everyone held their breath and widened their eyes, hoping to witness this miraculous moment with their own eyes!

However…

After the video ended, everyone was dumbfounded again.

"No more?"

"How did you start the fire? Is it really a superpower?"

"F * ck! It's haunted in broad daylight. I'm scared!"

In the midst of the bullet screen that was filled with exclamations of fear, a message suddenly floated across the screen.”The bullet screen was unusually eye-catching in the sea of bullet screens.

"What do you know?" Zhang Keer quickly asked.

……

"I see!"

"I see!"

At this moment.

In Dragon University, Brainiac, who was wearing glasses, shouted excitedly.

Then, his fingers flew around and he sent a message using the ID of 'Dragon Family's Big and Small Goro."Everyone, please pay attention to the plastic bag filled with water! Do you understand?"

“???”

"Another plastic bag?"

"What does it have to do with plastic bags?"

The netizens were still puzzled. What did a fire have to do with a plastic bag filled with water?

Fire and water were incompatible!

"Don't you guys understand?”

"Tell me!"

Zhang Keer's heart felt like it was being scratched by a hundred claws. She really wanted to beat this straight-A student to death!

So what if you're a top student?

Long Ke Da Xiao Wu Lang: It didn't matter if he hadn't learned it before. He had at least taken science classes in primary school.”

"Are you saying that the water ball has become a magnifying glass-like lens at this time, so it focuses the light on a point and starts a fire?”

Master Bei finally understood.

"Bingo! The ball was actually a concave lens, and the mineral water bottle in the forest fire was also a concave lens.”

"Awesome! So it was like this! Why didn't I think of that?"

"Xiaowulang's observation skills are amazing. He can even think of this.”

"A top student is a top student. As expected, it's not something that slackers like us can understand.”

The netizens were full of praise. Of course, they knew about this little principle.

However, if no one explained, they probably wouldn't be able to sleep at night.

Long live science!

At this moment, an indignant bullet comment was sent:

"Little Fifth is nothing. He's just a stinky top student. My scumbag grandpa is the awesome one, okay?”

Ugh!

The netizens in front of the live broadcast room paused for a moment before suddenly feeling enlightened!

"That's right! Scumbag grandpa is awesome, you can even think of this?"

"Water makes fire! The scumbag was a genius. He had already played with a plastic bag. No wonder he was so confident.”

"It would be a pity if this plastic bag didn't get the endorsement of a scumbag.”

"My studies are useless! I'll go buy plastic bags now!"

"I'm convinced! So being lazy was also a skill! I'm not worthy!"

"Do you think I'm lazy? I'm just bored!"

Unknowingly, Chu Zihang, who was originally called 'trash' had become 'trash grandfather', successfully advancing to the generation of' grandfather'!

At this time, Long Ke's Junior Goro continued,"

"However, this isn't the most important thing. The key thing is that this scumbag doesn't even bother to take the water ball to focus on the light spot. Instead, he hung the water ball on the tree and ignited it automatically.。。This is the most flirtatious!"

As soon as he said this, the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

The atmosphere of the small lecture hall that was originally filled with science knowledge instantly changed into a lazy classroom.

Everyone had a new understanding of Chu Zihang's laziness. This person was capable, but he was also really lazy.

She even had to sleep while lighting the fire.

Amidst the jubilation, only Lu Zihan's face turned darker and darker.

He was like a mute eating coptis root, unable to speak out his bitterness.

Originally, he wanted to suck up to the audience and pinch a soft persimmon. Who knew that this lazy egg was actually a durian!

In the end, he simply became a mute, hoping that everyone would treat him as an invisible person.

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