Desert Island: Lazy Cancer Doesn’t Affect My Show Through the Sky
8 Even lazy people want to be high class!

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Then, the second, the third…

Every time a stone was thrown into the puddle, it would make a "Puchi" sound.

As the hot stones were thrown in, steam gradually rose from the surface of the water, and the water in the puddle began to boil.

"Damn it! This works too?"

"Is the water really boiling? Isn't this too fast?"

" Hardcore Boiling Water, I'm impressed!"

"It's really hard! It hurts my teeth just looking at it!"

"Can you chew this? Scumbag grandpa has such good teeth!"

This was the first time the netizens had seen such a 'hard' way of boiling water, and they were all amazed.

And Long Ke, the physics king, came to explain,"Of course you can. The essence of boiling water is heat transmission. Using a pot to boil water was to transfer the heat from the pot to the water. It was the same with stones. The only difference was the inside and outside. The principle was the same. Moreover, the specific heat capacity of the stone was relatively large. It was easy to absorb and dissipate heat. It was a very good object to transmit heat. Scumbag's method was quite scientific. One look and you could tell that he was a big shot.”

"I don't know! But why do I feel like this scumbag is just slacking off? This way, he could burn a lot at once, which was very convenient.”

"You're not alone!"

"Lazy people boil water, this scum can really think of anything just to be lazy!”

Master Bei had also become Chu Zihang's fan. He was not stingy with his praise and added,"Xiaowulang is right. Survival in the wilderness is complicated and ever-changing, but everything is the same. After mastering the principles, you can use it however you want. Chu Zihang's demonstration is very good.”

Zhang Keer admired Chu Zihang even more.

With just the effort of starting a fire and boiling water, Chu Zihang's godly operation had subdued a bunch of little fangirls and fangirls.

This caused his personal live stream, which no one had cared about before, to skyrocket by tens of millions of viewers. Many people came to watch his first person's perspective due to his fame. Some of them even gave him a lot of gifts, which was also a considerable amount of income.

"Ah, what should we do?"

Chu Zihang finally boiled the water, but he was stumped on how to drink it.

Was he going to stick his butt out and drink from the puddle?

That would be too unsightly.

It was true that he was lazy.

However, being lazy was not sloppy, nor was it not being particular.

On the contrary, he was a lazy person.

When he drank the Fat Otaku Happy Potion at home, he would shake it in the red wine glass before drinking it.

This was called upper-class!

Moreover, there were so many cameras around now. When he won the championship in the future, wouldn't this move become his dark history?

Although Chu Zihang looked like a big shot, he was meticulous and thoughtful!

While others were thinking about how to survive, Chu Zihang had already begun to study his life after winning the championship.

After all, he was the representative of more than a billion lazy people, so he couldn't let them lose face.

When Chu Zihang stopped, the audience in front of the live broadcast was shocked.

"What's wrong with this scumbag? Are you thinking about life?"

"Did something special happen?”

"Master Bei, is there something wrong with the water?”

"Is the scumbag grandpa trying to play tricks again?”

In the face of the netizens 'questions, Master Bei grinned awkwardly and said helplessly,"There shouldn't be a problem with the water. It's just that there's a little plant ash in it that won't affect drinking. On the contrary, it can neutralize gastric acid.”

"Then what is the reason?" Zhang Keer furrowed her brows. The more she looked, the more confused she became.

Master Bei hesitated for a moment and slowly said,"I'm afraid you won't believe me. I think that Scumbag is just lazy. When did he not take a break after finishing his work?”

"Puff!"

"That's true!"

"I believe you, okay?"

The netizens laughed. This was indeed the style of a scumbag.

Because his actions were too flashy, they had almost forgotten his lazy nature.

Fortunately, they didn't have to wait too long. Chu Zihang began to act.

He started to search the forest, preparing to find some useful plants.

Chu Zihang could only pluck a flower to look at, then pluck a blade of grass to study, but none of them were what he wanted.

More importantly, he didn't know what kind of plants he needed.。。

After all, to an otaku, all grass looked the same. It was called "hold the grass"!

Ding! You have observed the flowers and grass and comprehended the illustrated book of plants.

"Hey! How boring."

Just as Chu Zihang was in the midst of plucking the weeds, the system notification sounded again, making him extremely speechless!

"It's not that I don't want to work hard, but my strength doesn't allow it. It's too difficult for me!”

Chu Zihang's lips curled up in grievance, and his footsteps were windy.

Looking at these flowers and plants now was like looking at a figurine. It was called a clear door!

For example, the hollow lotus grass in front of him was a very common water grass in the countryside. It was treated as a weed by people.

In fact, it was a valuable medicinal plant. Its entire plant could be used as medicine. It had the effects of clearing heat, diuretics, detoxification, and cooling blood. In the wilderness, where medicine was scarce, it could be used as cold medicine.

Perhaps he really treated it as a figurine, so Chu Zihang collected some and kept them for great use.

"Ah, why is this scumbag picking flowers and plants? Did he still have the leisure to do so? This is Survival in the Wilderness."

Zhang Keer asked with a puzzled expression. One had to know that the live broadcast room next door was still miserably starting a fire.。。

"That's right, we're Man vs. Wild! If Ke Er hadn't mentioned it, I would have forgotten. I thought it was Scumbag's fan stream.”

Master Bei pretended to be surprised.

The live broadcast rooms were filled with difficult and difficult survival situations, and then wilderness experts would explain the knowledge points.

This live broadcast room was full of fans of the Lazy King. Even the host had been captured. There was no atmosphere of survival at all!

Zhang Keer's face was slightly red. She also felt that this atmosphere was too relaxed and asked seriously,"Then Master Bei, what do you think I'm doing?”

Seeing that the topic had finally returned to Survival missions, Master Bei cleared his throat and said in a professional tone,"He's looking for edible wild vegetables. I reckon he'll be cooking soon.”

"Ah, eating grass? Is it that tragic?" Zhang Keer revealed a disgusted expression.

"What else?"

Master Bei looked at Zhang Keer speechlessly and said seriously,

"It's normal to eat grass in Survival in the Wild. Sometimes, it's good enough to have grass to eat. Everyone, don't be misled by Scumbag Grandpa's godly operation. Although he is very outstanding, he is not a god after all. He can't conjure the food he eats. What else can he eat if he doesn't eat wild vegetables?”

"If you don't believe me, let's continue watching.”Master Bei was full of confidence.

After Chu Zihang returned, he removed the lotus seeds and leaves from the water spinach.

"Look, he's picking vegetables. This is the Hollow Lotus Grass. The stem can be eaten. If he wasn't cooking, I would have…"

Old Bei said calmly. This time, he had finally regained his reputation as a wilderness expert!

But suddenly-

Master Bei, who was sitting upright, staggered and almost choked to death on his own saliva!

Meanwhile, the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter!

On the screen, Chu Zihang inserted the flower stem that had been cut off into the waterhole and then sucked at the stem.

He came all the way here to pick flowers just to make straws?

"Master Bei, continue. Where's the FLAG?”

"Pay attention! Using a straw to drink water is too much!"

"While others are still struggling, I, the scumbag grandpa, have already begun to pay attention to the quality of life.”

"This natural straw is so cool. I also want one of the same style as the scumbag.”

"Is this the scumbag? I love you, I love you!"

"This…"

"This…"

Master Bei had a bitter look on his face. What the hell was this?

This was survival in the wilderness!

Can you be more serious?

He even specially made a straw to drink water?

This is too high class!

Do you think this is a banquet?

What kind of person was this!

Master Bei was in a difficult position. He was really convinced now.

However, just as everyone was celebrating, the vegetation in the forest behind Chu Zihang swayed rapidly, and a black behemoth emerged from it!

It was a wild boar!

This huge wild boar was staring at Chu Zihang as if it was observing its prey.

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