"Old and steady?"
"Virtuous?"
Wen Cai stood behind Qiu Sheng and Ninth Uncle, watching Chu Lan and Little Black discuss the elephant issue from afar. He couldn't figure out what this had to do with being respected.
Qiu Sheng and Ninth Uncle also crashed at this moment, just like Blackie's dumbfounded look.
Was this legendary and mysterious Grand Uncle-Master usually like this?
"Um, Little Uncle-Master?"
Ninth Uncle coughed awkwardly. Although there was a moment in his mind when he thought about how the elephant was put into the box, he immediately came back to his senses.
Was he thinking about how the elephant got into the box?
Shouldn't they be thinking about how Old Master Ren would get out of the box and burn him?
"Disciple Lin Jiu is here again!"
This sentence really worried Ninth Uncle.
As long as there was a way, Ninth Uncle wouldn't want to come to the back of the mountain to disturb Chu Lan.
"Ah!"
Chu Lan sighed when she heard Ninth Uncle's voice.
Why didn't he take the opportunity to sleep when he had such a leisurely time just now?
But now, he couldn't sleep even if he wanted to.
"Martial Nephew, you're here."
Chu Lan nodded. She no longer looked like she was discussing with Little Black. She picked up her tattered fan and shook it in a serious manner. She leaned back on the recliner and sized up the three of them.
"What's the matter?"
Ninth Uncle didn't beat around the bush when he saw Chu Lan getting straight to the point. He glanced at Chu Lan's vegetable garden and asked with a grin.
"Little Uncle-Master, I came today to ask about Old Master Ren's burial?”Ninth Uncle bowed and looked at Chu Lan's indifferent expression. For some reason, he felt more confident.
What he wanted was for Chu Lan to ignore everything.
Because only the strongest had the ability to ignore everything and the confidence to remain calm even if Mount Tai collapsed in front of them.
"What Old Master Ren? Oh, you mean the little zombie at the back of the mountain?”
Chu Lan covered her face with the fan and said lazily.
"Kill, burn, seal, there are so many ways. Why are you asking me such a low-level question?”
Ninth Uncle was speechless.
I didn't want to ask, but how is this a little zombie?
If I don't deal with it early, if an accident happens and he runs away and evolves into a flying zombie, I won't be able to do it even if I risk my life!
Looking at Chu Lan's casual expression, Ninth Uncle felt as if ten thousand f * cking horses had passed by in his heart.
He also knew this.
However, what he wanted to know now was how to get Ren Fa to agree to his cremation.
"Great-Uncle-Master, but Old Master Ren of the Ren family doesn't agree to cremation, let alone other methods!”Qiu Sheng couldn't help but ask when he saw Ninth Uncle hesitating for a long time.
"So, Great-martial uncle, do you have any way to turn this Old Master Ren from a zombie back into a corpse? As long as he can be buried!”
Not cremated, but buried.
Chu Lan looked at the two of them mockingly. She felt that the three of them weren't here to ask for advice.
It was more like she was here to pester him!
"Martial Nephew." Chu Lan's lazy look disappeared. She sighed and patted Ninth Uncle's shoulder earnestly." Mao Mountain can teach you martial arts, cultivation, and conduct. However, as the saying goes, the master leads the way, but the cultivation depends on the individual.”
"You're asking me how to communicate with others. Do you think I'll teach you?”
Chu Lan glanced at Ninth Uncle. After hearing the conversation between the master and disciple, she realized that the three of them had yet to cremate the zombie.
It was because he didn't communicate well with his boss and shook his head in disappointment.
"Everything depends on one's effort."
After a while, Chu Lan saw that Ninth Uncle was still frowning. She secretly shook her head and counted with her fingers.
"However, I counted with my fingers and saw that your glabella was black. Today, your family will have a fire disaster.”
Ninth Uncle looked at Chu Lan in a daze.
Fire Disaster?
I've cultivated for so many years and have long mastered the ability to repel water and fire. As long as I didn't set the fire myself, who could burn me?
Wait a minute!
Is Martial Uncle hinting at me?
Can't I create an accident even if I can't cremate him? In any case, who could say for sure when Old Master Ren died in an accidental fire?
It was Ren Fa who shamelessly insisted on leaving the corpse with me!
Ninth Uncle's lips gradually curled into a smile as he hurriedly bowed to Chu Lan.
"Little Uncle-Master is right. I have a fire disaster!”
Wen Cai looked at Ninth Uncle, completely dumbfounded.
What was going on?
This was the first time he had seen someone happily say that he was going to face a fire disaster!
Was he addicted to jumping into the fire pit or something?
Ninth Uncle was delighted. He finally knew how to deal with this Old Master Ren. He hurriedly bowed to Chu Lan.
"Thank you for your guidance, Little Uncle-Master. I will go back and set the fire. I will wait for the fire disaster!”
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Mortuary.
Old Master Ren's coffin suddenly let out a trembling sound. The coffin lid was raised again and then suddenly fell down.
"Bang!"
After repeating this a few times, the coffin suddenly exploded, splitting into four thick wooden planks.
Great-grandfather Ren's face was devoid of any flesh. The excess skin formed layers of wrinkles on his face. Suddenly, the wrinkles opened up, revealing a pile of blood-red eyes.
"Roar!"
After standing up, Great-Grandfather Ren roared angrily. He stretched his arm forward, revealing his long nails that looked like they were smeared with poison. He looked around and jumped toward the door of the mortuary.
A figure in a black robe appeared at the door. He saw a familiar person jump out of the morgue.
He could not help but widen his eyes and laugh wildly. His laughter resounded throughout the entire mortuary.
"Haha, thirty years goes by, thirty years goes by. I've raised a corpse for twenty years. Today, it's time for you to stand up and show your filial piety to me!”
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