At this moment, the two middle-aged men were still stuffing money into each other's pockets.
"Brother, let me tell you, I have money. Do you see the big Benz parked over there? I drove it, so this instant noodles must be on me!”
Another middle-aged man wearing sunglasses was also anxious.
"How can I let you treat me? This was not a matter of money. We misunderstood you first. I have to apologize to you for this!”
"From now on, Master Kang is your father and my ancestor! Who dares to say that Kang Shuai Fu is not delicious, I will be angry with him on the spot!”
The police officers were stunned.
Why don't the two of you bow again?
at this time
"Brother, you really are a man of character! I like people like you!"
"Brother, let's become sworn brothers!"
"Shi Lei!"
"I, Feng Shaowei, and Shi Lei, will become brothers of the opposite sex in the future. In the future, if I call you Marshal Kang, you will call me Marshal Kang!”
After the two of them finished speaking, they took a big bite from Marshal Kang.
The policemen's lips twitched, and they wanted to cover their faces.
They silently glanced at the baseball bats on the ground and did not expose these people.
No matter what the purpose of the gathering was, as long as they could get along harmoniously in the end, it was fine.
If these people didn't fight, they wouldn't have anything to do with it.
at this time
"Don't go!"
"Stop right there!"
A few people blocked the police car.
Suddenly, someone opened the police car door and stuffed the unopened instant noodles into it.
By the time the police officers reacted, all thirty of them had run away.
The police officers were stunned.
"Is this the legendary relationship between the police and the people?”
At this moment, they hugged their instant noodles and didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
This was the strangest " netizen sparring " event they had ever seen.
The police officers edited this into a video and sent it directly to the police station's public account.
The video started from the online fight and ended when the brothers fled in all directions.
Other than the faces that were mosaicked, everything else was exceptionally clear.
The public account instantly went viral.
"These people in the video are definitely pretending. They're just trying to get some instant noodles.”
"This is the f * cking large-scale Fragrance Arena? Where was the fight? What a bunch of dogs!"
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This incident immediately became a classic joke of the year.
Many netizens called this a large-scale dinner appointment as the Internet Water Army versus A.
After the netizens laughed, they became curious about Kang Shuaifu.
"What kind of instant noodles could produce such a powerful reversal?”
Some netizens specially went to the supermarket and bought Kang Shuai Fu to try.
This taste.
Instantly, he felt as if the world had been overturned.
There was actually such a delicious instant noodles in the world?!
At this time, those who had tasted the taste of Marshal Kang would immediately change camps and stand in the ranks of supporters.
You're telling me that there's something wrong with Master Kang?
Let's go, lane!
I must teach you until you kneel in front of Kang Shuai Fu and call him daddy.
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At this moment, another video was trending.
According to a parent, there was a primary school student who had a bowl of instant noodles, an egg, and a packet of milk for breakfast.
Following that, the reporters interviewed the school principal.
The principal had a serious expression on his face as he said to the camera,
"This Kang Shuai Fu Instant Noodles can regulate diet and balance nutrition.”
"My students all love to eat this instant noodles.”
"Now, I'm putting some money into it every month. I hope that the children in the school can eat better.”
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When they saw this video, the Internet exploded.
This was the first time they had heard of eating instant noodles to balance nutrition.
Forget about eating instant noodles, the official subsidy of ten yuan per meal was not enough to spend?
You still have the cheek to say that you're paying for it?
It's already good enough that I didn't say that you're corrupt!
The internet immediately began to denounce the former principal.
No matter what the reason was, what they saw was that the principal had changed the school's nutritious meals to instant noodles.
"F * ck, if someone gives my child instant noodles, I'll definitely report it to the official department and make him spend the rest of his life in prison.”
"We must investigate it thoroughly! Let's see how much money this useless principal has embezzled!”
"F * ck, Kang Shuai Fu's nutrition is balanced? I've heard that instant noodles cause cancer! Where did the nutrition balance come from?"
"Investigate! Check the instant noodles as well to see if they were colluding!”
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Furious citizens and parents immediately surrounded the school.
What kind of good teacher could such a dog principal produce?
He had to make the principal step down and get rid of him forever!
Principal Zhou Wendong felt that he had a clear conscience. When he saw this, he stood at the school gate.
"I know you're angry, but the handsome Kang is not what you think he is. You can't treat all instant noodles the same way.”
"If you are angry because of this, I can reflect on myself and apologize.”
Zhou Wendong's back was straight.
He could reflect on himself, but he was not wrong.
The students 'parents grabbed the school's iron gate and stared at Zhou Wendong.
If the door wasn't there, they would definitely rush in and tear Zhou Wendong apart.
The angry parents pointed at Zhou Wendong from afar.
"You old dog, if you have the ability, get out here. I'll skin you alive!”
"You're just giving your child instant noodles? That was called balanced nutrition? Aren't you f * cking harming people? Hurry up and die of intestinal cancer. Don't harm my child!”
As the parent spoke, he directly threw the water bottle in his hand at the principal inside.
The water bottle was slightly off course and hit Zhou Wendong's feet, shattering the glass into pieces.
at this time
Suddenly, a few primary school students rushed out of the classroom and blocked the principal.
"Don't bully Principal Zhou!"
These children's actions were like opening a floodgate, and the students in the classroom rushed out one after another.
They used their small bodies to block Zhou Wendong.
He glared at the malicious people outside.
At this moment, these people were all bad people. They were all unreasonable people who wanted to hurt Principal Zhou.
The children's eyes were red. They were anxious and at a loss.
He could only block Zhou Wendong in vain.
The crowd outside suddenly fell silent, as if they had been strangled.
They looked at this scene in disbelief.
They didn't expect that the first person to resist them wasn't the sinful Zhou Wendong.
It was these usually naughty and childish children.
At this moment, a primary school student said seriously to the crowd,"
"Uncle, Aunty, you have to believe Principal Zhou. Handsome Fu Kang is really delicious.”
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