Three hundred miles away from the Yellow Wind Ridge, there was a village with only a few dozen families. Over a hundred villagers lived a peaceful life here, working at sunrise and resting at sunset.
In the farmland outside the village.
"Father, this manure stinks. I don't want to touch it!”A robust little boy looked at the wooden bucket filled with fertilizer in his father's hand with disdain.
"Silly child, we are farmers. We live by planting crops. The crops have just been planted. How can we not apply fertilizer?”The old farmer did not mind and said to the little boy kindly.
"Don't think that this job is dirty and tiring, but when the crops are ripe, I'll sell them in the city and have money to buy your favorite crispy candy!”
"Dad, can we let the crops mature without fertilising?”
"Of course not. Don't be naughty. Come and help me fertilise the soil!”
"Oh!" The little boy pouted and reluctantly picked up a wooden spoon. Just as he was about to start working, he saw a yellow wind whistling in the distance...
"Child, be careful!" The old farmer's expression changed. He quickly threw the little boy into the ridge and hugged him tightly.
"Crash!"
The strong wind whistled past, but it did not cause any harm to the father and son who were hiding in the ridge.
The old farmer stood up with lingering fear. He felt sticky all over his body and there seemed to be something in his hand. He couldn't help but raise his hand to take a look…
"Oh! Great, it's raining shit! There's no need to apply fertilizer!" The little boy's joyful voice was heard.""Dad, you lied to me. I just need to wait for the shit to fall from the sky.”
Old farmer: I @#￥ %…
"Eh? Father, you stink…"
A thousand miles away from the Yellow Wind Ridge, Bodhisattva Lingji hurried over from the Spirited Mountain on a cloud. When he saw the strong wind sweeping over, his expression changed.
"I didn't expect the Yellow-Furred Marten's divine ability to be so powerful!”He didn't dare to delay and immediately took out a pearl that emitted a green light.
It was the Air-frozen Bead!
The Air-frozen Bead slowly rose up. The violent wind within a five-kilometer radius of Bodhisattva Lingji was immediately frozen, and there were no more waves.
"Hmph, no matter how powerful the spell is, it's still countered by my Air-frozen Bead…"
"Crash!"
Due to inertia, the wind stopped, but the things mixed in the wind did not stop. Countless yellow liquids immediately drowned Bodhisattva Lingji, who was talking.
Pursing his lips, Bodhisattva Lingji's face turned green.
"Ugh! F * ck your grandpa! Yellow Wind Monster, are you crazy? Why is there sh * t in the wind!”
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Heavenly Court Southern Heavenly Gate
As the gate of the celestial heavens, there were many soldiers stationed there all year round. Not only were the four heavenly kings on duty day and night, even the clairvoyant and clairvoyant were often here to observe the movements of the lower realm.
"Not good, there's a demonic wind blowing towards the Heavenly Court!”The Clairvoyant suddenly said in panic.
"What?" "Could it be that the demons are going to wreak havoc in the Heavenly Palace again after 500 years?" the Heavenly King asked in shock.”
"Hurry up! Send someone to report to the Jade Emperor that the demons are attacking again!”Heavenly King Zengchen hurriedly ordered.
"It's too late!" The Virūpāk ? a Heavenly King looked at the yellow wind with a grave expression. He did not know how many demon armies had arrived."Everyone, get into formation! Even if he died today, he would not let the demons charge into the Southern Heavenly Gate!”
"Yes, sir!" The 30,000 celestial soldiers immediately lined up in front of the Southern Heavenly Gate, pointing their spears at the incoming yellow wind.
The Holy Wind of Three Tastes was already at the end of its flight when it reached here. It was stimulated by the protective array outside the Southern Heavenly Gate and immediately dissipated.
"What is it? Could it be a smokescreen?" When Polylore saw that the demonic wind had dissipated, he was stunned. Then, he saw what was mixed in the yellow wind and immediately widened his eyes in shock.
"Crash!" The 30,000 silver-armored Heavenly Soldiers all turned earthen yellow, emitting a foul stench.
"Bah!" The Nation Holding Heavenly King spat out a mouthful of yellow phlegm and looked around. He saw that the entire Southern Heavenly Gate had turned yellow, and the stench was overwhelming.
"Hurry up! Send someone to report to the Jade Emperor that there is a demon king in the lower realm who dares to splash shit on the Southern Heavenly Gate!”
On this day, the entire Earth Immortal Realm was in an uproar. The Yellow Wind Monster was suffering from diarrhea at the last moment and could not control the range of the Holy Wind of Three Tastes.
The Three Divine Wind, which lacked lethality, turned into an ordinary yellow wind and blew over half of the Earth Immortal Realm. Except for the North Province, which was too remote and survived, the remaining three provinces were affected.
From time to time, the wails of great divine arts practitioners who were cultivating in seclusion could be heard in the Earth Immortal Realm.
"F * ck, which shameless person poured a pile of shit in front of my cave abode?”
"F * ck, my Eternal Creation Pill just came out of the furnace and a splash of water fell from the sky. Should I eat it or not?”
"My pure and pure Thousand Mountains Snow Lotus!”
"I hereby announce that the Inter-Sect Tournament is officially…F * ck!”
"Who dares to attack this old man? Ugh!"
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