New Year's Eve, Recruit Company!
This was the happiest day for all the recruits!
Without the clattering and chattering of the squad leader, with clean clothes and clean faces, all the recruits sighed in their hearts.
"I'm living like a human today!
In Class Four, Guo Ting would occasionally glance at the door, looking extremely anxious!
Why hasn't the class monitor asked us to get our phones yet? The other classes are busy scrolling through WeChat and TikTok. We can only use it for half an hour. The class monitor doesn't have time to care about it!
That's right. I want to see if anyone likes the WeChat message I sent yesterday!
" Why are you guys so anxious? Even if Mount Tai collapses in front of you, you won't change your expression. Learn from me," Sun Cheng, who was leaning against the wall, took out a cigarette from somewhere and said unhurriedly,"
When he saw Guo Ting with a cigarette in Sun Cheng's hand, he quickly leaned over!
"I got it from there!"
"Last time, when I was cleaning the platoon leader's office, I took advantage of it!”
"This is stealing!"
"What are you stealing? It fell to the ground and I picked it up to put it back. I didn't know what happened, but it ended up in my pocket.”Sun Cheng said innocently,"
" Then do it quickly." After Guo Ting finished speaking, he took out a lighter from somewhere!
"Wait, go to Class One and call Luo Xiao. Let's do it together!”
"Yes, yes, he also gave us a few bites last time. He knows how to repay kindness. We can't forget him!”With that, he ran towards Class One!
"Remember to use the secret code!" Sun Cheng reminded.
In Class One's room.
Zhou Fang looked at Guo Ting.
"What is it?"
"First Squad Leader, Sun Cheng has something he can't suck out. He needs Luo Xiao's support!”
"How can Luo Xiao suck it out?" Zhou Fang asked curiously,
"Luo Xiao is strong."
"Luo Xiao, hurry up!"
"Alright, class monitor!"
It was a secret code. Whoever didn't go would be a fool!
Luo Xiao took a deep puff of the cigarette. When he was sure that the smoke had gone deep into his lungs, he said slowly,"
"At least you guys still have some conscience. It's not in vain that I've trained you N times!”
Guo Ting puffed out a mouthful of smoke and said,"
"This is what life is all about. Brothers, I say, there's only a beautiful woman in front of me now.”
"I say, the two of you hurry up. The sooner you finish smoking, the sooner you'll be safe. Don't get caught again!”Luo Xiao was very anxious!
" What class monitor? What platoon leader? I'll make it clear today. You still want to catch me for smoking? You can do it." Smoke emboldens people. This was Sun Cheng!
Xu Haoran, who had just passed by Class 4, felt a pungent smell. After taking a few more breaths, he turned around and pushed open the door of Class 4!
" Hello, platoon leader." All the recruits stood up and greeted him.
As Sun Cheng got up, he stuffed the remaining cigarette butt into his mouth!
"F * ck, you can still play like this? That cigarette butt is still burning?”This action stunned everyone!
"Did you smoke?" Xu Hao walked up to the three of them and said,
"Wu…wu, the three of them shook their heads!"
"So be it. Besides, this isn't normal. It doesn't matter if I smoke one on New Year's Eve!”After saying that, he sat down on the bed!
"Platoon leader, you've found your conscience!"
"Platoon leader, are you that good?" Luo Xiao and Sun Cheng said one after the other,"
Guo Ting was even more ruthless! He directly said,
"Platoon leader, what happened to you? Why don't you go see a doctor?”
"F * ck off, what the hell? Sit down!”After saying that, he took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket!
"One for each person. This is only for today!”
"Really, you're not lying to me!"
"It's up to you whether you want to smoke or not.”As soon as he finished speaking, half a pack of cigarettes was emptied!
When men started chatting, sometimes a sip of wine or a cigarette was enough. As they chatted, they started talking about women again!
"Platoon leader, this is really awesome. I admit defeat by flirting with two at the same time!”Sun Cheng gave him a thumbs up and said,"
"What the hell, flirting with two at the same time, what does that mean?”
"The instructor and Platoon Leader Li are fighting openly and secretly. The only thing missing is the Joust For A Spouse!”Guo Ting said directly,
"What the hell? I flirted with two of them. I don't want to provoke any of them. The bloody lesson of history has taught us that we should never mess with women!”
"Why, platoon leader!" The recruits were curious.
Look!
There were two most difficult things in the world: one was to put one's thoughts into someone else's head; The second was to put other people's money into his own pocket. If the former succeeds in calling me teacher, the latter succeeds in calling me boss, and if both succeed in calling me wife, I'll call you wife."
"Fighting with the teacher is because he doesn't want to learn anymore, fighting with the boss is because he doesn't want to live anymore, fighting with his wife is because he doesn't want to live anymore.”
"So, all of you must remember that you can't mess with women.
Qin Shihuang provoked Meng Jiangnu, and the newly built Great Wall collapsed in tears!
Cao Cao had provoked Xiao Qiao, and the Battle of Red Cliff had been burned to ashes!
Li Shi Min had offended Wu Mei Niang, and the empire had been taken away!
Xianfeng provoked Cixi, and the Qing Dynasty was destroyed!
Huang Shiren provoked the white-haired girl and was shot to death as a bully!
"What an awesome person. You can summarize it so incisively!
That was why it was the truth to not try to reason with women!”
The recruit was at a loss?
Xu Haoran looked at the recruits and pointed in the direction of the female soldiers 'platoon."
"A creature that bleeds for seven days in a month and doesn't die. Do you think you can beat her?”
"Hahahahaha…"
The loud laughter from Class 4 caused Wu Ruonan, who had just passed by, to step back again, placing her two ears against the gap in the door!
"Platoon Leader, you said that women shouldn't be provoked, but why should we provoke the instructor and Platoon Leader Li?
"I provoked them, and I paid attention to them. They were like plaster that I couldn't get rid of. Besides, does the platoon leader look like a man who lacks women? There was still a betrothal waiting at home!”
"That platoon leader likes the instructor!"
"The instructor has a bad temper.”Xu Haoran said,"
"Does that mean you like Platoon Leader Li?"
"Platoon Leader Li has a good temper and is pretty, but his figure is not as good as the instructor's!”It was difficult!
"F * ck, platoon leader, you don't want both, do you?”Sun Cheng said,"
"Let's see the one we've been engaged to since we were kids first!”Xu Haoran casually said,"
“呯!”
The door was kicked open, Wu Ruonan's face that looked like she was about to issue a bid at any moment scared the recruit so much that he did not even dare to breathe!
"Hello, instructor!"
"What's so good about it!" Wu Ruonan's face was frosty!
"Hello, sister-in-law!" Guo Ting directly said!
"Guo Ting, you go and help with the kitchen.”
" Hello, Sister-in-law." This time, her voice was really loud!
"All of you, get lost and help out in the kitchen!" Wu Ruonan shouted!
The recruits who had lingering fears after leaving the room heaved a long sigh of relief!
"Guo Ting, you're still the quick-witted one. Otherwise, we're dead!”Sun Cheng said,"
"I wonder what the platoon leader will do to us!" A soldier said,
Guo Ting looked at everyone and slowly said:
"Platoon leader, he's finished!"
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