A bosom friend, this was really a f * cking bosom friend!
Everyone thought that the emperor was only below one person and above ten thousand people.
Who would have thought of the emperor's difficulties!
As expected, Lin Feng was still that Lin Feng after all.
He had seen through everything.
But...
If you can see through it so clearly, how can I ask you to work for me?
"Is there nothing in the Imperial Court that can attract you? Is there no position that you want?”
When Li Shiming asked this question, he felt so humble!
Damn it, shouldn't this kid be the one begging me to be an official?
Why does it feel like I'm begging him now?
"A position that you especially want? I'm not familiar with the official positions of the Great Tang! Hey, Old Li, do you know of a position where you basically don't have to work at any time and no one dares to mess with you?”
Lin Feng's requests were always so simple and unadorned.
When Li Shi Min heard his request, his mouth twitched.
"Hehe, I do know of a few positions like this! I'm afraid you can't do it!"
"Oh! There really was such a beautiful job! Tell me quickly, I'll choose for you!"
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Can't you hear the sarcasm in my words?
"The first is to become the pen-wielding eunuch by His Majesty's side! This..."
"Stop, forget about this. I'm not blessed to enjoy it…"
Li Shi Min had just finished speaking when Lin Feng directly interrupted him.
Your sister, you can even say that I'm a pen-wielding eunuch! Why aren't you going? You might be the next Wei Zhongxian.
"Isn't this your own request? Usually, no one would dare to provoke you if there was nothing to do! This pen-wielding eunuch fits your requirements very well!”
Li Shi Min stared at Lin Feng's speechless expression and felt extremely pleased.
There weren't many times when he could make this guy unhappy!
This expression made people feel comfortable all over!
"Hehe, do you have any more? If you do, say it. If you don't, then get it!”
"Hehe, there's one more person who's basically fine! Are you interested?"
"Tell me."
"Fuma."
"Hey! Your idea is not bad! Find a powerful wife and live off her! Amazing, this is not bad!"
"Not bad, right?"
"You beast! The oldest of His Majesty's daughters is only twelve or thirteen years old! You can even think of this. You're still standing there with a smug 'not bad' look on your face…"
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Puff...
Lin Feng's words caused Li Shi Min, who was drinking, to spit out a mouthful of wine.
Other than him, the other person was Fang Xuanling, who had been eavesdropping in the corner.
This fellow almost choked on his own saliva.
At this moment, cold sweat was dripping down his forehead.
If His Majesty recognized me at this time…
After eavesdropping on such a shocking conversation, will I be beheaded tomorrow because my left foot stepped into the hall first!
F * ck, my heart can't take it!
"Brat, I'm talking to you very seriously. Although His Majesty's princess is still young, she can be reserved! You just turned eighteen, right? It's not much different. Just treat it as raising it a few years in advance!”
Li Shimin was getting more and more excited.
He suddenly felt that if this kid really became his son-in-law, it might not be a bad thing.
Take the imperial examination for example.
If everyone knew that Lin Feng had pointed out the flaws of the imperial examinations, they would be able to do so.
Li Shi Min was sure that he would not be able to see the sun the next morning.
Don't doubt the authenticity of these words.
Even if he became an official in the court.
It was also very likely that a thief would accidentally be discovered stealing something and accidentally kill an official of the imperial court.
Or perhaps there were some other incidents of bandits or attacks by arrogant bandits.
In those big families, there was no family without death warriors.
Li Shimin had used this imperial examination to remove many of the forces that the aristocratic families had placed in the Imperial Court.
Many of them were even planted by Li Yuan when he was still in power.
That would be a huge loss.
"Hehe, I'll take care of it for a few years…I can't even afford to raise myself now!”
Lin Feng unhappily rolled his eyes at Li Shiming. He didn't want to continue talking nonsense with him.
He stood up and walked to the counter. He took out two paper bags and threw them to Li Shiming.
"This is the new tea that I just made these two days. Take one bag back to sister-in-law and the other bag to Old Du. I don't want him to keep thinking about it."
"What about mine?"
Li Shiming looked at the tea bag in his hand.
Did he become an errand boy?
F * ck, using the emperor to run errands, did you have to be so heaven-defying!
"Didn't I give you yours last time?”
"Is that enough? At the very least, you have to give me another two catties!”
"Hehe…No, I want to drink the rest myself."
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Fang Xuanling listened to their conversation.
He suddenly felt that the half bag of tea leaves in his house was so precious!
This was something that even the emperor couldn't get!
How could this not be precious?
It was a pity that she had given half a pack to Du Ruhui.
If he had known earlier, he would have just run over here and squatted.
What a waste, what a waste!
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