The new netizens could not help but complain.
They really didn't understand. What was there to see in a horse stance?
Moreover, the livestream was clearly about inheriting the zoo, but there was a horse stance. Wasn't this f * cking fooling people?
"Are you new here? You'll understand if you continue to watch."
"The director has been standing in the horse stance for half an hour. You call this boring?”
There were even enthusiastic netizens who wrote a long string of words in the comments section to explain.
In this way, the netizens who came in later could understand the cause and effect.
Old Cao's eyes turned red.
F * ck, look at the director's fans. They were giving tips to fight for the rankings and even giving special explanations. Moreover, the atmosphere in the bullet comments was so good that it was as if they were a family.
Then, he looked at his fans in the live broadcast room. They were all laughing at him all day long.
No, she couldn't think about it anymore. Her tears were about to fall.
"Big Yellow is back."
Lu Xuan suddenly spoke, and the lens followed his gaze as he looked into the distance.
He saw Rhubarb dragging a large bag of meat on the ground with its mouth. It seemed to be struggling as it walked over.
The drone flew over and everyone saw it clearly.
With such clarity, everyone was instantly stunned.
“Wdnmd! What kind of monster is Big Yellow!"
"It understood the map drawn by the director?”
"You said that you're not allowed to become a spirit after the country is built!!!”
"It's not an exaggeration to say that if it were me, I definitely wouldn't be able to find the director's house just by looking at the map.”
"This meat must be sixty to seventy catties, right?”
"Definitely more than that. The 60 pounds of meat yesterday is much less than this. This is at least 80 to 90 pounds.”
"Big Yellow, forever God!"
"It's true. I'm not as good as a dog. I suddenly feel like crying.”
Rhubarb was back. It really understood the map that Lu Xuan had drawn and successfully found the meat.
The most terrifying thing was that the big bag of meat in its mouth was bigger than its body.
It looked like he was holding a calf in his mouth, which was quite impactful.
Although so much meat was placed on the ground and dragged, the journey was a full one to two kilometers.
Even an adult would be exhausted, let alone a dog like Rhubarb.
As a result, the netizens felt despair.
What a f * cking series of people being inferior to dogs.
"Phew."
Lu Xuan exhaled slowly, then stood up and ended the horse stance.
He glanced at the live broadcast room and asked,"How long have I been standing?"
Old Cao: 37 minutes! Director, forever god!
"Director, when can I be as outstanding as you?”
"Teach me the horse stance, the kind that can last thirty minutes!”
Lu Xuan laughed and said,"Thirty minutes? Isn't it fine as long as you have legs?"
"As long as you have legs…I…unfollow you!”
"The director's words are really annoying. I really want to hit you, but I can't beat you. The more I think about it, the angrier I get!”
"It's really infuriating. Listen, is this human language?”
[Jun Tianzui] tipped 10 rockets and left a message: This is to buy dog food for Rhubarb. Director, you're really a beast. Thirty minutes, and you call this having legs? The average person in the live broadcast room was disabled!
Lu Xuan smiled and did not continue to provoke them.
He walked up and picked up the bag.
This bag was a product of the system. It was sturdy enough to not break even after being dragged on the ground for so long.
"There are 100 catties of meat here. I thought that Rhubarb would take at least an hour to get it here. I didn't expect it to be so fast.”
He lifted a hundred pounds of meat as easily as lifting a few pounds of ribs.
"This is a hundred catties?"
"D * mn, Big Yellow is super divine!”
"The godly one is the director, okay? He lifted a hundred pounds with one hand, and the key point is that his body didn't even lean to the side!”
"@ Fitness Old Cao, can you do it?”
[Fitness Old Cao]:…It shouldn't be a problem if it's just for a few seconds.
He was already regretting showing up. Now, if the director showed his strength, he would immediately be whipped to death.
"Let's go up the mountain."
"Grandpa said that there are many poisonous snakes and wild beasts in the mountains. Actually, I often went up the mountains when I was young, so I'm not afraid of these things at all.”
"However, if it's normal for people to enter the mountains, there are still dangers. Today, I'll teach everyone a way to avoid poisonous snakes and wild beasts.”
He twisted his ankle and said indifferently.
The netizens were all looking forward to it, and they wanted to know what Lu Xuan had in mind.
"This method is very simple.”
"As long as you run fast enough, poisonous snakes and wild beasts won't be able to catch up to you!”
"Even if the poisonous snake is right in front of you, if you are fast enough, even if you brush past the poisonous snake, the poisonous snake might not be able to react in time.”
"Enough nonsense. I'm going to start running.”
With that, Lu Xuan turned around and kicked the handle of the chopper with the tip of his foot.
The chopper was immediately kicked away. Lu Xuan casually grabbed it and accurately grabbed the handle.
His movements were smooth and pleasing to the eye. It was quite cool.
Then, with a knife in one hand and meat in the other, he ran quickly towards the zoo on the mountain.
His body was as light as a swallow, and his legs were as fast as the wind, as if he was flying close to the grass.
"Damn it…Director, is that meat really a hundred pounds?”
"Didn't you say that the mountain road is difficult to walk slowly? You actually f * cking ran!”
"You can still walk as fast as flying while carrying a hundred pounds of meat. Director, did you grow up eating legs?”
"What a good way to avoid poisonous snakes and wild beasts. I can't help but give you a big thumbs up!”
"This method is really too much!”
"Director, be careful. There's a big tree in front!”
Lu Xuan ran extremely fast under the camera, but the image was very clear. The wind blew and the grass rustled.
As Lu Xuan was running too fast, coupled with the uneven mountain road, many obstacles were only discovered when he was right in front of them.
Lu Xuan had just stepped over a depression in the ground when a big tree appeared in front of him without any warning. It was less than five meters away.
With Lu Xuan's speed, if he were to hit her, he would probably knock her unconscious.
Just as the netizens were feeling nervous, Lu Xuan suddenly stomped on the ground and jumped up. He stomped on the tree trunk a few times, and his body rose four to five meters into the air.
While he was in mid-air, he stuck the chopper into his waist and grabbed the branch with his free right hand. His body swayed in mid-air and drew a circle. He used this inertia to land five meters away.
After landing, he continued to run without any buffer.
This series of actions seemed to have been rehearsed countless times.
His smooth movements were extremely pleasing to the eye.
"Mom, come and see, someone can fly!”
"When my girlfriend saw me kneeling down, I broke her leg and knelt down with her. What should I do if she wants to break up with me?”
"The director's show has made my scalp tingle!”
"Director, I'll be your number one bootlicker from now on!”
"The parkour god left the live broadcast room while cursing.”
"Actually, this operation is not difficult, but the director is still carrying a hundred pounds of meat. Regarding this, I just want to say that you are not human! Yes, I'm scolding you. If you have the ability, hit me along the internet!”
The netizens were completely conquered. They prostrated themselves in admiration.
"Wudang's Yunzong is really not bad.”
Lu Xuan arrived at the zoo very quickly and was quite satisfied with his lightness skill.
Moreover, he was only testing his skills and did not go all out.
If he used it at full power, it would be even more dazzling.
"I'm very curious now. Director, what did you do before you inherited the zoo?”
"Don't ask. If you ask, you're a Shaolin layman disciple!”
"He's probably a martial arts enthusiast. His physical fitness is really outstanding.”
Everyone could not help but be curious about Lu Xuan. This man was really too showy.
She was so bold that she dared to beat up a lion. The key was that she was really beaten up by him!
They knew how to tame beasts. Be it lions, golden eagles, or Big Yellow, they were more obedient than maids under his command.
Pushing open the big iron gate, Lu Xuan walked into the zoo, followed by Rhubarb.
It looked around curiously, and Lu Xuan said,""This is the zoo. We have to come here every day in the future.”
"Woof woof!"
Rhubarb nodded and followed Lu Xuan silently.
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