"More than a dozen…Director, you're toxic!”
"I don't know why, but I'm actually looking forward to it.”
"Passing the Mountain Peak, Danger!"
Lu Xuan calmed Rhubarb down, kept his Jungler Blade at his waist, and took the opportunity to pull out the wooden stick.
Against this guy, wooden sticks were much better than knives.
"Hiss hiss~"Lu Xuan said," Let's mind our own business. You eat your rabbit, and I'll go my own way.
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He slowly moved forward. There was only one path here, and it was impossible to detour from the side.
And why did they have to take a detour?
This mountain's surname was Lu, not Guo.
He wouldn't really eat the mountain, but he had to make it fear him.
Otherwise, he would sneak into the zoo one day when he was not paying attention and give the animals in the zoo a bite.
Unless Lu Xuan happened to be there, there was nothing they could do.
Therefore, he had to intimidate them.
Big Yellow followed behind him. Old Jin stared at it with his sharp eyes. When enemies met, their eyes turned red.
Last time, he was almost ambushed by this guy.
It sized it up and finally confirmed that if it did it again, it could pierce through its eyes with one claw and lock its neck with another claw, making it unable to attack it.
The man and the snake slowly approached. The wooden stick in Lu Xuan's hand was pointed at the mountain, which still had a certain deterrent effect.
The distance between them was less than three meters.
This guy's IQ was much higher than Dumby's. He knew that the enemy was strong and he was weak, so he slowly turned his head and did not act rashly.
However, although it looked calm on the surface, it was actually panicking inside.
It was afraid that Lu Xuan would pull out a strip and it would die immediately.
"Grandson, call me grandpa!"
Just as he brushed past her, the parrot on his shoulder suddenly called out.
Guo Shanfeng's small eyes were confused. What was it saying?
Old Gold: It's scolding you.
"Hiss hiss hiss!" Guo Shanfeng was speechless.
However, even though it was unhappy, it still did not dare to act recklessly.
He could only watch helplessly as Lu Xuan and the others walked past him. He did not even dare to show any mercy, and he felt so stifled.
"Phew, I'm so anxious.”
"This parrot is really courting death. Luckily, Guo Shanfeng didn't understand. Otherwise, Guo Shanfeng would have had an extra meal today.”
"I've never seen a parrot so splattered. It's so f * cking splattered that I want to whip it.”
Lu Xuan also felt that this fellow had reached a new level.
Making enemies everywhere, the key was that he didn't know his place.
Let's not talk about the zoo, just Ling Shan, any wild beast can kill you. Where did you get the guts to jump like this?
"From now on, shut up.”
Lu Xuan warned with a dark face.
The parrot stood on one foot, lowered its head and nibbled on its claws, pretending not to hear anything.
Lu Xuan turned around to take another look after they had gone far away. Guo Shanfeng had disappeared... He had never thought of chasing him away. Ling Mountain was so big that it was impossible to chase away all the animals that had nothing to do with the zoo. Moreover, there was no need to chase them away.
He continued to walk into the mountains. According to the map of Ling Mountain left behind by his third uncle, there was a wild fruit forest in the mountains.
After walking for almost half an hour, a lush forest appeared in front of them.
"We're here."
Lu Xuan pointed at the forest ahead and said,""Look, that's the wild fruit forest over there."
Lu Xuan sped up and soon arrived at the forest.
As far as the eye could see, there were trees with fruits hanging from them.
"There are still many wild fruit trees in our Ling Mountain.”
He bent his knees and jumped, picking a fruit. He opened his palm and said,""This is a peach, a wild peach. It's very small and can't grow.”
Lu Xuan casually wiped the peach's fur on his clothes and took a bite. He smacked his lips and said,""It tastes good and crispy enough, but there are a lot of bug eyes.”
He picked the fruits as he walked."This is a cherry, this is a pipa, this is a jujube tree…"
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"Director, don't open a zoo anymore. Sell fruits. I'll be the first to support you.”
"This piece of land should be about one or two acres, right? Is there no one in your village who goes up the mountain to pick it?"
"If it was in our village, we wouldn't even leave you the peel for two days at most.”
In the blink of an eye, Lu Xuan had already plucked more than a dozen fruits. He sat down against the tree and held them in his arms as he ate.
After wiping it clean, he gave two to Rhubarb.
The parrot stopped stepping on Lu Xuan and flew to the cherry tree. It ate this and pecked that, sizzling and tasting.
Old Jin stepped on the branch and looked at it disdainfully, as if mocking it for not having seen the world and not having eaten real delicacies.
"There are many fruit trees in this place. In the past, only Third Uncle would come in and pick a little. Occasionally, he would pick too much and give some to the villagers.”
"The villagers wouldn't dare to come in and pick them," Lu Xuan said."Although the tiger garden is empty now, there are still many other wild animals.”
"Let's not talk about small animals like foxes and roe deers. It's not dangerous for humans to encounter them. Wolves, wild boars, it would be dangerous if they encountered these. And I heard from the villagers that there are bears on this mountain.”
"Bullshit, how can there be bears in this place?”
"Do you really think that bears are cabbages? Director, I find your words ridiculous.”
"It's not ridiculous, right? In the mountains of my hometown, when I was young, there were several times when bears ran into the village to steal food.”
"May I ask where brother's hometown is?”
"Chuan City."
"…Sorry to disturb you."
"You don't believe me?" Lu Xuan laughed. What was there to brag about? Bear was one of the most adaptable wild beasts. It had almost no natural enemies. After all, wild tigers were almost extinct. And even if there was a tiger in this area, it could only be Hua Nanhu. Does Hua Nanhu know? The smallest one was about the same weight and length as an adult bear, maybe even a little smaller. However, according to the experts, the wild Hua Nan tiger had already gone extinct, so the bear in the mountains was almost the new king of the forest.”
"The bear is so powerful? Can you beat the big cat?"
"I thought that the director didn't say that he had been beaten by a bear. It's a pity that he's blind at such a young age.”
"If you don't want the eyes, you can donate them. 10,000 yuan for a pair of corneas.”
After finishing the pile of fruits, Lu Xuan stood up, clapped his hands, and said,""Bear, lion, tiger, wild boar, I don't know which one of them is more powerful, nor am I interested in studying them. However, one thing I know is that if they meet me, I can kill an adult Kodiak bear with a punch.”
"…""…""There's nothing special about this comparison."
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Lu Xuan smiled, rubbed his hands, and said,""Let's cut the crap and get to work."
"Monkey Mountain needs to transplant at least ten fruit trees, and the Bird House needs to have three. Thirteen pills together, let's do it!"
He picked a peach tree with a diameter of 1.5 meters.
Wild fruit trees weren't big, and this 1.5-meter-tall one was already considered one of the best.
"Wait, Director, how do you plan to dig?”
"Where's your hoe? Where's your shovel? You didn't even prepare anything, so why did you dig it up?”
"Hurry up and get Rhubarb to go home and get a shovel. A day is very long, there's no hurry.”
"Why are you holding a shovel?" Lu Xuan raised an eyebrow."You need a shovel to pull up a tree?" Have you forgotten that I know kung fu?"
"Even if you know kung fu today, you still have to use a shovel to dig the tree!”
"What's the connection between kung fu and shovels?”
"I'm the only one who noticed. Did the director say uproot the tree?”
"F * ck, it really is! Pull…How the f * ck do I pull it out?"
Lu Xuan walked around the tree twice and said,""As the old saying goes, as long as you practice hard, you can grind an iron rod into a needle!”
"Whether it's internal energy or martial arts, I don't dare to say that I've reached the peak, but it's not an exaggeration to call me a grandmaster.”
He stood in front of the tree and shook his arm."Today, I will teach everyone how to pull out a tree without a shovel.”
"The first step is to loosen the soil beside the tree.”
"For this step, you have to use a martial art from the Azure Continent, the Kick!”
His eyes narrowed as he clenched his fists tightly and placed them on his waist. His body was as straight as a spear.
Then, he raised his right leg high into the air, as if he was doing a mid-air split.
He raised his right foot to the highest point and kicked it down like a giant hammer.
"Bang!"
A loud thud came from beneath Lu Xuan's feet.
In the close-up, the foot stomped down fiercely. One could almost hear the sound of the hurricane created by the foot rubbing against the trousers.
The moment his foot stepped on it, the soil beneath his feet was as fragile as a piece of glass. It immediately cracked open and spread out like a spider web.
"What the f * ck!"
"Doesn't it hurt? My feet hurt from watching it."
"The legendary Vajra Kick?”
"This kick can send me straight to Buddha.”
"Real Hardcore Digging Tree!"
"I was f * cking dumbfounded!”
The live broadcast room exploded.
This kick was too ruthless.
"Bang!"
Lu Xuan did not stop. He walked around the peach tree, walking and stepping on it.
After a round of stomping, he was still not done. He went around to another peach tree and continued to stomp.
Lu Xuan only stopped after he had trampled all the soil around the thirteen fruit trees for more than ten minutes.
The live broadcast room was extremely quiet for the past ten minutes.
"It's much easier to pull out when the soil is loose.”
Lu Xuan raised his foot and casually brushed the soil off his shoes. He looked at the soft soil that had been stepped on and nodded in satisfaction.
He walked up, bent down, and hugged the tree trunk. His legs moved slowly, looking for a suitable position to exert force.
The live broadcast room fell silent again.
Everyone watched nervously. Could he really pull it out?
"Big Yellow, dodge."
"Woof woof!"
Big Yellow retreated a distance while Old Jin hurriedly flew to another tree. The parrot stepped on a peach with one paw and lowered its head to take a bite from time to time.
In the next second.
"Rise!"
Lu Xuan let out a loud shout. He kicked his legs down and exerted force at the same time at his waist. As a force penetrated his back, he suddenly exerted force in his arms.
The sunblock suit was tightly attached to his arm, and the veins on it were completely exposed at this moment, protruding like dragons.
"Pa!"
The soft soil was pushed up, and Lu Xuan's body gradually stood up straight, like a bow with a full moon, slowly closing.
Thick treetops broke out of the ground!
"Rise!"
With another loud shout, under everyone's dumbfounded gazes, he forcefully pulled out the peach tree with a diameter of 1.5 meters.
"You scared me to death!"
The parrot on the crown of the tree was shocked. It was brought down by the fallen tree and fell into the branches. After a long time, it crawled out. Its body was covered in leaves, and its feathers were messy.
"F ** k me…I'm staring like a dog!”
"I know that the director is very strong, but you're too strong.”
"You really pulled out such a big tree? Can't you f * cking be a real human?”
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Purple Qi from the East: "I've seen quite a few live broadcasts, but this is the first time I've seen someone as ruthless as the director." In the past, he had always thought that those outdoor survival streamers overseas were ruthless enough. However, after watching the director, he realized that they were really child's play. They were on a completely different level.
Lu Xuan exhaled and said,""You might think it's incredible, but it's actually not that difficult. I have already loosened the soil around me. As long as you have some strength, you can pull it out.”
"Your words make me feel like a cripple.”
"As long as you have hands, right?"
"First step on the soil to loosen it, then pull it out. The useless knowledge has increased again.”
They could not bear to see Lu Xuan say something that was as difficult as ascending to the heavens in such a casual tone.
Too pretentious!
However, he had the ability to act pretentious. You couldn't even scold him if you wanted to.
If he couldn't spray, then he would add more.
There was no shame in teasing a dog.
It would be embarrassing if he didn't know how to lick it.
"Continue."
Lu Xuan did not rest and immediately began to pluck one.
Then, everyone saw that Lu Xuan took 40 minutes to pull out 13 fruit trees at an average speed of one fruit per three minutes.
The fruit trees were lying neatly on the ground.
The fruit trees that were pulled out left behind holes of varying depths.
Lu Xuan kicked the soil with his feet, and as he did so, he suddenly stopped. He stared at the hole under his feet and made a soft sound of surprise.
Then, he quickly squatted down, pulled out his jungler sword, and quickly dug the soil.
"Director, what are you doing?"
"Stop playing with the mud. Hurry up and take the tree back to plant it. Although you're strong, transplanting fruit trees really isn't how you transplant them. If you don't do it quickly, you won't be able to keep them alive even if you take them back.”
"I wanted to say that too…transplanting like this will kill you easily.”
Lu Xuan ignored him and continued digging.
"Wait…the director's expression isn't right.”
"Why is he so excited?"
"Don't tell me you found some treasure?”
Lu Xuan stopped moving. His face was stained with mud, but the mud could not hide his excitement.
"Director, what did you find?”
"Don't say anything. Hurry up and freeze!”
"Why is this drone so useless at a critical moment? Don't shoot the director, shoot the mud!”
Lu Xuan suddenly stopped talking and continued to dig in the pit, piquing everyone's curiosity. They could not wait to know what Lu Xuan had dug up.
"Ahem, it's nothing."
Lu Xuan finally spoke. The camera turned and aimed at the bottom of the pit.
"It's just a piece of wood."
He slapped away the soil on it, and it was indeed a piece of wood.
"D * mn, I thought it was some kind of treasure. What's there to be happy about, blockhead?”
"Just this? Just this? Just this?"
"Director, are you making fun of us?”
Carpenter Xiao Li: "Director, can you also remove the soil on the side? I can't see very clearly."
"Aiyo, isn't this Little Brother Li? You also watch the director's live broadcast?”
"There are really all kinds of people in the director's live broadcast room. Calligraphy players, tycoons, and now even Little Brother Li is here.”
Carpenter Xiao Li had been a carpenter for three generations. His family had two factories that made high-end wood furniture. He would usually livestream at Flying Fish and do some woodcarving and other crafts. He also had hundreds of thousands of fans.
Although it wasn't as big as Gu Pin's furniture, as a personal business, it could still earn tens of millions a year.
Lu Xuan knew that he could not hide it anymore when he saw the professionals, so he had no choice but to push aside the soil beside him.
Xiao Li took a deep breath.
Carpenter Xiao Li: "This…this looks like Nanmu!"
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