The audience was extremely happy as they listened carefully to Lin Yunsheng's crosstalk.
Zhou Jiuliang quickly stopped Lin Yunsheng and said,""Stop talking. Let's get down to business. How's Master's head?”
Lin Yunsheng clapped his hands. After that beauty rejected our master, he became 10 centimeters shorter.”
Zhou Jiuliang was overjoyed." That's great! My master's height problem can be cured!"”
Lin Yunsheng nodded." But think about it. My master is now more than three meters tall. He's only ten centimeters shorter. It's far from enough."”
"That's true. Master is still too high.”Zhou Jiuliang said.
The audience chuckled as they looked at Lin Yunsheng and then at Old Guo.
Old Guo actually complained that he was too tall one day. It was really interesting.
The audience listened with great interest. With the previous information, they listened very seriously, afraid that they would miss out on the key information.
Lin Yunsheng raised his hand and gestured," Yes, my master is still too tall. What should I do?" My master thought for a moment and had an idea. The next day, he went to look for the beauty again. He imitated the previous day and asked the beauty, Beauty, will you marry me?”
"Oh, Master went again!"
Lin Yunsheng nodded repeatedly,"Yes, this time the beauty looked at my master coldly again and replied with one word," No. As a result, my master's height decreased by another ten centimeters.”
" This Miaojiang shaman is really effective," Zhou Jiuliang said happily." He can reduce his height by ten centimeters just by saying 'no'!"”
Lin Yunsheng smiled." That's right. This 'beauty' also has a personality. She doesn't say anything, but every time she says no, my master loses ten centimeters in height."”
"My master began to plan. In that case, he might as well go and talk to this beauty every day.”
"My master is also going all out for height!" Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.”
"I can't help it. After all, it's too inconvenient to be more than three meters tall!”
"That's true."
" That's why my master went to look for that beauty every day," Lin Yunsheng said with a smirk." He did the same thing, waiting for the beauty to say the word 'no', and his height would decrease by ten centimeters.”
"After more than ten days, my master's height has decreased to 1.9 meters.”
Zhou Jiuliang's eyebrows danced in delight as he exclaimed,""Whoa, 1.9 meters tall is not bad. You can be considered a big guy!”
Lin Yunsheng said," Yes, my master is also very satisfied. However, he still feels that he is a little too tall. His ideal height is 1.8 meters. It's not too tall, but it still looks good."”
"Yes, 1.8 meters is quite good.”Zhou Jiuliang agreed.
Lin Yunsheng blinked and said," My master calculated that he was only ten centimeters away from the perfect height in his heart. As long as he said the word 'no' to that beauty, he would be 1.8 meters tall."”
"Yes, the word 'no' will reduce your weight by ten centimeters.”Zhou Jiuliang said.
Lin Yunsheng chuckled." So, my master felt that he was about to achieve his wish. He was so happy. He found the beauty with ease and asked her in a good mood," Beauty, will you marry me?”
"What did that beauty say?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.”
Lin Yunsheng's face was filled with grief and indignation. His expression was on point, and he said sadly and angrily,"That beauty has been harassed by my master every day these past few days. In fact, she has long been complaining. This time, she was completely embarrassed and pointed at my master angrily. Do you really like hearing me say no that much? Then I'll answer you-no, no…"
Lin Yunsheng said a series of 'no'.
Zhou Jiuliang couldn't help but laugh.
"Pfft."
Even Zhou Jiuliang was like this. The audience below the stage immediately reacted and burst into laughter. This time, the laughter was extremely intense, and the applause was even more enthusiastic!
The audience burst into laughter.
Lin Yunsheng was waiting for Old Guo!
The audience was hit on the funny spot and couldn't straighten their backs.
The bullet comments reached their craziest point at this moment, and they could not stop at all.
"Puhahaha, no wonder Old Guo is so short. So this is the reason.”
"Isn't it just ten centimeters? It's hard for Lin Yunsheng to say so many noes in one breath. Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter.”
"My heart aches for my Tao 'er. Thank you for providing the materials for the crosstalk!”
"Lin Yunsheng is too evil, I love him, I love him!”
Lin Yunsheng's package was very clever. Whether it was the foreshadowing or the design of the package, plus Lin Yunsheng's expression of grief and indignation, it was all on point.
It hit the funny spot!
Zhou Jiuliang quickly stopped smiling. He stole a glance at Old Guo and said,""Whoa, how many times has this beauty said no?”
"Not many, only 20 or 30," Lin Yunsheng said with an evil smile.”
Zhou Jiuliang held back his laughter and pretended to be surprised.""One 'no' shortened his height by ten centimeters. With so many 'nos', wouldn't my master's height become a negative number?”
Lin Yunsheng waved his hand.”
"Hahaha."
The audience burst into laughter again.
The small theater was completely warmed up, turning into a sea of joy.
Lin Yunsheng's crosstalk was too good!
Lin Yunsheng coughed and said," So, everyone, now you know why my master is so short. Please don't discriminate against him. He has his own difficulties…"
The audience applauded and laughed, secretly looking at Old Guo's expression.
Old Guo's face darkened as he pointed at Lin Yunsheng, as if saying,'Just you wait, brat.'
Lin Yunsheng, on the other hand, shrunk his shoulders and looked terrified.
When the audience saw the interaction between the master and disciple, they clapped and laughed, finding it very interesting.
The production team.
When Director Yan Ming saw the interaction between the audience and the stage and listened to Lin Yunsheng's crosstalk, even he couldn't help but applaud.
Lin Yunsheng's crosstalk was even better than he had imagined!
He didn't expect Lin Yunsheng to perform so well after eight years. He was really Old Guo's disciple!
"As expected of the well-known child prodigy of crosstalk and opera back then. As expected of the child prodigy who was able to appear on the Spring Festival Gala at the age of eight!”Yan Ming was very excited. This way, the excitement of the program 'Deyun Laughter Club' was guaranteed!
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