Under the expectations of the audience, under the gazes of the fans and fans in the live broadcast room, Lin Yunsheng and Yue Yunpeng went on stage.
Lin Yunsheng was wearing a light green coat today, and Yue Yunpeng was wearing the same color as Lin Yunsheng.
Lin Yunsheng looked very energetic in this robe. He slowly walked up the stage with a faint smile on his face.
Yue Yunpeng was a step behind Lin Yunsheng, and he quickly stood at the square table.
The two of them went on stage and bowed.
The crowd cheered.
" Thank you for your warm applause," Lin Yunsheng said." Today, we two brothers will perform a crosstalk for everyone." I'll go on stage and give a simple self-introduction. My name is Lin Yunsheng, a crosstalk actor from Deyun Society.”
Applause sounded from the audience.
After thanking him, Lin Yunsheng introduced Yue Yunpeng,""Everyone knows this big-faced little white fatty beside me. He's Yue Yunpeng.”
When they heard Lin Yunsheng call Yue Yunpeng a 'big-faced little white fat', the crowd burst into laughter.
Yue Yunpeng glared at Lin Yunsheng,"What are you talking about? Why do you call me Little White Fatty?"”
"This is to make it easier to distinguish.”
"Easy to differentiate? Distinguish what?" Yue Yunpeng was puzzled.
Lin Yunsheng smiled and pointed at the area below the stage where Old Guo was. Lin Yunsheng blinked and said,""There's a little black fatty sitting down there. The two of you happen to be black and white.”
Puchi.
When the audience saw Lin Yunsheng using Old Guo and Yue Yunpeng to kill them, they all laughed out loud.
It was really appropriate to look at it this way. It was really a little black fatty and a little white fatty.
The audience laughed.
"Lin Yunsheng!" Yue Yunpeng's expression changed and he said angrily,"It's fine if you say that about me, but how can you say that about Master?" Although master is indeed short, fat, and tanned, although what you said does make sense, hehe, I also agree…"
Yue Yunpeng's expression changed very quickly. When he spoke, he looked angry, but in the blink of an eye, it turned into his signature cute and shameless expression.
Puff.
The audience laughed again.
Lin Yunsheng and Yue Yunpeng were really bold. They were too familiar with tricking Old Guo.
Old Guo sat below the stage and pointed at the two of them. He was angry and amused.
The crosstalk between the two of them was very natural.
"I'm just joking. Everyone knows Yue Yunpeng."”
"You've praised me, so I'm a little famous.”Yue Yunpeng revealed his signature wicked smile again.
The crowd gasped.
Lin Yunsheng said," Speaking of Yue Yunpeng's biggest characteristic, it's what I said in the last episode. Yue Yunpeng has a big pancake face. When I see his face, I feel especially full from eating. I even feel a little nauseous.”
The audience chuckled.
Yue Yunpeng pointed at Lin Yunsheng angrily and said,""Don't say that my face is like a flatbread!"
Lin Yunsheng rolled his eyes and said,"Then your face is as big as a sac!"”
Puff.
The audience couldn't help but laugh again. Yue Yunpeng's face really looked a little like the new zombie specialty, Nang!
Yue Yunpeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry.”
Lin Yunsheng said," We're just telling the truth. In fact, Yue Yunpeng has always been very troubled. If there's a flaw in him, it's just that his face is a little big."”
"Yes, my classmates used this to make fun of me when I was in school.”Yue Yunpeng added.
" Yes," Lin Yunsheng nodded." When Yue Yunpeng was in primary school, his classmates often teased him about his face…"
"Wait a minute, why are you going to elementary school?”Yue Yunpeng stopped Lin Yunsheng.
Lin Yunsheng waved his hand." Nonsense! Did you go to junior high school?"! You only graduated from primary school. Don't you know that?”
" Alright, I didn't ask…" Yue Yunpeng choked.
Lin Yunsheng sighed heavily." Ah, no wonder we are Deyun Society Culture Co., Ltd. This culture is really limited!"”
Puff.
The audience burst into laughter again.
Yue Yunpeng really did have a primary school education. Those who were familiar with him knew that.
Deyun Society Culture Co., Ltd. This was too showy!
"Hahaha, Yueyue is so pitiful. His academic qualifications have been exposed again.”
"Deyun Society Culture Co., Ltd. This is a good joke. Interesting!”
"Lin Yunsheng and Yue Yue's combination makes me laugh, these two people are too funny, what kind of god combination is this!”
The live audience burst into laughter, and the bullet comments in the live broadcast room also flooded the screen.
" It's Yue Yunpeng," Lin Yunsheng continued." When he was in elementary school, his classmates always bullied him. At that time, they were all brats and liked to tease each other.”
"Yes."
Lin Yunsheng pointed at Little Yueyue's big face and said,""At that time, his classmates made fun of Yue Yunpeng and said," Xiao Yue, why is your face so big, like your butt?”
The audience burst into laughter.
He had just said that Yue Yunpeng's face was like a sac, but now it had turned into a butt. Yue Yunpeng was really getting more and more miserable.
"Whoa, so my face has been this big since I was young?" Yue Yunpeng said.”
" Yeah," Lin Yunsheng said." Yue Yunpeng was so sad when he heard that. He ran out of school crying." As he cried and walked, he suddenly realized that there was a well in front of him. At this moment, Yue Yunpeng was still very depressed. Could it be that my face really looks like a butt?”
"I'm too sad."”
" He found a well in front of him," Lin Yunsheng said with a smile." Yue Yunpeng was lying at the well's mouth. He wanted to see his reflection in the water and see if his face looked like a butt."”
Yue Yunpeng covered his mouth and said sadly,"You don't even need to look at it. It's accurate!"
Seeing Yue Yunpeng self-deprecating, the audience burst into laughter again.
Lin Yunsheng said," Yue Yunpeng looked into the well and found that there was no water in it. This is a work well. There are also a few workers wearing safety helmets working in the well."”
Yue Yunpeng suddenly understood." So it's a work well. There's no water."”
Lin Yunsheng nodded with a smile and continued,""At this moment, a construction worker at the bottom of the well looked up and happened to see your face. He said something that made you very sad.”
"Oh?" What did the construction workers say?"
Lin Yunsheng blinked and said,"The construction worker was shocked when he saw your face. He was so angry that he cursed." Move your ass away from me! If you dare to shit in the well, you're dead!”
Puff.
The audience instantly understood what Lin Yunsheng meant and burst into laughter.
The crowd burst into laughter.
The bullet comments in the live broadcast room also flew up, and the audience in the live broadcast room were all overjoyed.
Lin Yunsheng was too evil!
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It was too bleak.。。
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