"One white sugar, one filling, and two dumplings. Hahaha!”
"This is the martial arts of making dumplings, right?"
"I'm so happy ~"
"What a rich expression!"
"Why didn't Old Guo ask him to come out earlier?”
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Zhao Yunsheng: " Six feet for the spear, five feet for the staff. The great spear was 1.8 feet long. One inch long, one inch strong; One inch small, one inch clever. The big spear is the mother of all soldiers, and the flower spear is the thief of all soldiers. A single knife is the courage of a hundred soldiers, and a big knife is the commander of a hundred soldiers. There are four words on the handguard hook."
"Which four words?" Ruan Yunping asked.
Zhao Yunsheng said,"Cross, block, block!" I have a set of Six Directions Spear Technique."
"Why is it called the Six Harmonies Spear?"”
Zhao Yunsheng replied,"Three internal and three external."”
Ruan Yunping asked,"What's this 'Inner Triad' for?"”
"Heart, Qi, and guts."
"What about the external three?" Ruan Yunping asked.
"Hands, feet, eyes." There's praise as proof."
"Like what?"
Zhao Yunsheng: " One stab for the eyebrows, two points for the heart. Three stabs for the navel, four for the yin. Five stabs for the knees, six for the feet. Seven stabs for the shoulders and left and right." After stabbing the spear, the breath did not grow out, and the face did not change color. "Oh!" everyone cheered. Alright!"
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Zhao Yunsheng sat down and said,"This is called 'hugging the moon in my arms'." He stood up straight, looking down at his nose, nose, mouth, and heart. The ear is facing the shoulder, and the heart is calm and calm. He took a step back and half a step forward. Make a bow."
"What are you doing?" Ruan Yunping asked.
"This is called etiquette."
"There's etiquette?" Ruan Yunping asked.
Zhao Yunsheng: " Before you learn any skills, you should learn etiquette. It's not surprising that we have many etiquette here.”
Zhao Yunsheng: " Do you see? This is a knife, this is the handle, and this is the handguard. He looked at the blade in front, the back of the blade, the tip of the blade, and the silk tassel. He crossed his saber with his right hand and used the [Night Battle Eight Directional Hidden Saber Style]!”
"What are you doing?" Ruan Yunping asked.
"This is called a stance." The style of holding a stance depended entirely on the stance. Without the stance, it was not considered a stance.”
"That's right."
Zhao Yunsheng: " You just say that you don't practice your mouth, and you just practice your stupid mouth. Let's talk and practice, use medicine, and use martial arts…"
"Hey!" Who bought the Great Strength Pill? There's a portion for you, there's a portion for you…If you buy it, you'll definitely like it. Don't be angry after buying it. It was specially used to treat waist pain, leg pain, arm pain, upper arm pain, limb cramps, and numbness. Cows were blocking, horses were stepping, donkeys were kicking, and carts were running over them. The old man coughed and the old lady gasped. Treat the two of you, alright…stop me a little!”
"Interesting, interesting."”
"What's the point?"”
"What are we doing here?"”
"Aren't you selling Strength Pills?"”
"No, I'm practicing my sword here."”
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Zhao Yunsheng and Ruan Yunping were getting more and more excited. The two of them were completely in the zone.
The five old gentlemen below the stage were overjoyed.
All of them were beaming with joy.
"Really?"
"Those old gentlemen are actually laughing!”
"Oh my god!"
"Little Brother San said it very naturally!"
"Well said. What's so strange about smiling?”
"The old gentlemen are here to support the third brother, right?”
The audience in the live broadcast room and those behind the scenes were all shocked.
Most people were attracted by Zhao Yunsheng's crosstalk.
Crosstalk was an art of language.
It didn't matter if he said it well.
It was best to attract the audience.
Zhao Yunsheng and Ruan Yunping continued onstage.
Zhao Yunsheng: " Go out of Qihua Gate, pass Dongyue Temple, walk through Jiuting Palace, Shibayu, and Baliqiao to Tongzhou. Entering the west gate and exiting the east gate, he arrived at the Lihe River, the Waihe River, Sanhe County under Yanjing, Jizhou, and Xifeng Pass. My brother is staying at the hotel."
"It's time to rest," said Ruan Yunping.
"I said,'Not now. The first bodyguard left overnight." The escort carriage had traveled forty to fifty miles, and there was a sand bridge in front of it. The escort carriage crossed the sand bridge, and in front of it was a dense pine forest.”An arrow rang out, and a gong sounded. It turned out that there were bandits in front of them.
"It's over if there's a thief."”
"When my brother heard that there was a thief in front of him, he wanted to go up to him." I said,"Brother, if you have something to do, I will do my best. Why use a knife to kill a chicken?"””
Ruan Yunping replied,"Yes."
"I'm going to die."”
"Sigh…Wrong!" I'll catch the thief and die!"
"One of us has to die anyway, right?" Sigh! Pull my cow over."
Ruan Yunping: " Wrong again. The one who went into battle was riding a horse!”
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Zhao Yunsheng: " The shot missed, and the thief grabbed the spearhead. "Hand it over! Give it to me!" He has one hand, I have two."
"Yeah."
"What?" Give it to you?"
"No!" Ruan Yunping said.
"I don't want it."
"You don't want it anymore?" Ruan Yunping asked. Why don't you want it?"
Zhao Yunsheng: ”
"Alright!" Ruan Yunping replied.
Zhao Yunsheng: " My calf can jump. It can jump for forty. Where can it chase me?"”
"Exactly."
Zhao Yunsheng: "I said," Little calf, jump!"””
Zhao Yunsheng was unlucky.
"What's wrong?" Ruan Yunping asked.
Zhao Yunsheng: " Not only did he stop jumping, he kept pushing back." Moo! Moo!"
"It's over now."”
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