"Huff huff…I can finally watch this guy perform. You have no idea how curious I am about the joke he wrote in ten minutes.”Yang Mi tilted her head and said to Di Li who was sitting beside her. To be able to say such words, it was obvious that they had watched the previous program of the Fighting Laughter Society.
Dilly said," It's the same for everyone. Didn't you notice that the audience's applause is even more enthusiastic than when we first appeared? We've been debuting for so long and have many diehard fans. Today is her first day debuting.”
Yang Mi: " This is indeed a magical guy. He was unknown before and no one knew him. This show debuted in the center position and was called the silly son of a landlord by his fans.”
"Not long after the show started, he has amazing culinary skills and is also very talented. Not long ago, he created four jokes in half an hour, which made the audience remember him completely. Now is the time to really test his jokes.”
"Hehe, what the audience is looking forward to isn't just the joke segments he's creating, but also whether he really knows how to do crosstalk?" Or rather, could he perform crosstalk well? In any case, I feel that if he was really good at crosstalk, he wouldn't have stayed behind the scenes for so many years without going on stage.”
"Besides, he cooks so well, and his jokes are so well written. All of these require time to practice, so how would he have the time to practice the basics of crosstalk? So I'm really worried for him now.”
Boss Yang looked at Dilly with an evil smile,"Who are you to him? What does it have to do with you whether he speaks well or not? Do you need to worry for him?"
"Tell me honestly, did you see that he's handsome and his cooking is delicious? Have you become his fangirl like those fangirls on the bullet screen?”
"I say, Comrade Boss, can you speak properly?”Dilly rolled her eyes at Yang Mi,"Do you feel uncomfortable if you don't arrange a scandal for me for three days?”
"Alright, shut up. The performance is about to begin.”Xia Chen and Yu Qian were already in place on the stage, and Yang Mi quickly ended the topic.
Dilly also shut her mouth and started to read it seriously.
On the stage.
After Xia Chen and Yu Qian went on stage to bow, he reached out to adjust the height of the microphone and said his first line,""Hello everyone, my name is Xia Chen, a newcomer in the crosstalk world.”
"Everyone is familiar with the person beside me, so I don't need to introduce him.”He asked the audience in a serious tone,"I don't think anyone knows me, right?"”
At this moment, Yu Qian added,""He's the silly son of a landlord. Who doesn't know him?”
" Hahaha…" The audience burst into laughter.
The first bag was considered to have been smashed.
"Sigh, I don't know which wicked guy gave me this identity.”Xia Chen smiled bitterly." Here, I want to clarify with everyone. I'm a real poor loser. I'm really not the silly son of a landlord."”
"Is that so?"
Xia Chen said,[I think my friends might have confused me with another person in our German Sports Association. Because we do have a silly son of a landlord.]”
"Oh?" Is there really one?"
Xia Chen: " Think about it, everyone. In the German Sports Association, who drives a sports car worth millions to work every day? Who was it? All day long, he would shout at the top of his lungs, I'm not stupid!"
"Isn't it a perfect fit for all the symptoms of the landlord's silly son?”
Hahaha…
The audience burst into laughter once again, and thunderous applause erupted.
"Hahaha…Old Qin is sitting at home, but the pot is falling from the sky!”
"My heart aches for Old Qin for a minute."
"6666, there's really nothing wrong with this blame. I'm begging Old Qin for his psychological trauma.”
"Speaking of which, this handsome Xia Chen is really something!”
"He said it when he should say it and paused when he should pause. He was neither in a hurry nor slow. His expressions and movements were just right. Is this really his first time performing crosstalk?”
"At least this opening was very successful. The two burdens amused everyone.”
"Hehe, he used everyone's hot comments that called him the silly son of a landlord to mock himself. Then, he hit the bull from across the mountain and pushed the blame on Qin Xiao. He came out with a perfect opening. I have to say that this guy is really amazing.”
"I just don't know if he can be stable until the end. I'm looking forward to his next performance.”
“ 1 1。”
……
On the stage.
Master Yu was the queen of crosstalk.
His control of the rhythm was very powerful.
After Xia Chen's bag was thrown out, he did not reply immediately.
After the audience's laughter slowly died down, he continued,""Child, this is immoral. As the saying goes, don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you!”
Xia Chen looked like he didn't understand at all. He looked at Yu Qian with a dumbfounded expression."Sir, what did you say?"
Yu Qian: "I said don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you.”
"What do you mean?" Xia Chen continued to be confused.”
Yu Qian: " You haven't studied? This is an idiom. It means that if you don't like the title of 'silly son of the landlord' then you shouldn't have imposed it on Qin Xiaoxian. It's immoral to do so."”
Xia Chen looked embarrassed." I'm sorry, everyone. I joined the German Sports Association when I was young. I'm not well-educated."”
He pointed at Yu Qian." He can't be compared to my grandpa. He is very knowledgeable. He can be called…"
At this point, Xia Chen said the four words that pointed to the problem,""Five carts of knowledge."
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