There was no baggage here.
However, the audience still applauded.
As the saying went, once an expert made a move, one would know if there was anything.
Xia Chen gave a simple opening.
It could be said that the audience was a little stunned.
No matter how he looked at it, he did not look like someone who had never performed on stage before and had no stage experience.
On the stage, Yu Qian looked embarrassed."I'm not rich enough to be praised by you.”
Xia Chen: " You may not know this, but my uncle, Teacher Yu, graduated from Shanghai University."”
Haha, the audience burst into laughter again.
"Normal University…" Grandpa Yu quickly reached out and pulled him back." Remember, Shanghai doesn't have a university."”
Xia Chen apologized again." I'm really sorry. I don't know much about this."”
"You can't talk nonsense even if you don't understand."”
Xia Chen: " I suffered because I didn't study enough. Now I've come to my senses. I have to study hard. Otherwise, I won't be able to keep up with this knowledge and perform crosstalk."”
"Recently, I've already begun to study all kinds of books. It can be said that I've already reached the point where I can't put a book in my hand.”
Yu Qian: " Yes, it's good to read more books. What books do you read?"”
Xia Chen counted on his fingers.""Detective Ke Nan, One Piece. Aiyo, this is so exciting!”
Yu Qian looked at him in annoyance." Watch another set of Dragon Ball and then watch another set of Saint Seiya. Do you know that these are the Four Great Classics?"”
" Hahaha..." The audience applauded.
Xia Chen looked confused.”
Yu Qian: " What is it? Can't you read some proper books?!"”
"I read serious books too." Xia Chen continued,"I also read the Idiom dictionary."
Yu Qian nodded." That's not bad. Idioms are the essence of Chinese culture."”
"Yes, I was the representative of the idiom class when I was young."”
"That's called the Chinese class representative." Yu Qian quickly stopped him.”
Xia Chen: " I've learned many idioms before. What's a teacher for a day, a father for life, carving a boat for a sword, thousands of troops, thousands of horses galloping…"
"Ah, you know quite a lot."”
"And this one…Yugong Yushan. I like Yugong Mountain Shifter the most."”
"Oh, you like the spirit here."”
" This is a kind of spirit. He inspires me..." Xia Chen looked at Yu Qian,""Have you heard of this story?"
"Who doesn't know this story?"”
"There's a foolish old man, not a fisherman."”
"Hey, why are you saying this?"”
" There's a foolish old man who's digging the mountain for nothing…" Xia Chen stretched out his hands and dug in front of him."He dug and dug…"
Yu Qian stretched out his hand and pulled him back." Wait a minute, this foolish old man. Is he a pangolin?"”
"What's the pangolin's business?"”
Yu Qian: "The foolish old man moved the mountains, he has to take the weapons!"”
Xia Chen said,[Anyway, it's just digging mountains. Later, an old man advised him," Stop digging, you can't finish digging. These two mountains, Wangwu and Taihang.”
"Yes."
Xia Chen said," The foolish old man said it's fine. If I can't finish digging, my son will dig. If my son can't finish digging, my grandson will dig. If my grandson can't finish digging, my great-grandson will dig. If my descendants continue digging, they will eventually finish digging."”
"This person is persistent!"
Xia Chen said," The spirit of the foolish old man touched the Jade Emperor. He sent a bunch of fairies down. Good heavens, all of them are as beautiful as flowers!"”
Yu Qian looked puzzled.”
"To give birth to his son and dig mountains!"”
"Hahaha!" Everyone in and out of the venue burst into laughter.
"Hey!" Yu Qian quickly pulled him back." Don't talk nonsense if you don't know. The one sent by the Jade Emperor is called the Golden Strongman. The one who helped him move the mountain is not a fairy!"”
"That's why I say that our master is very knowledgeable. You still know more.”Xia Chen praised Yu Qian and continued,""Yes, yes, yes. He sent a Golden Strongman to help this foolish old man move the two mountains of Wangwu and Taihang.”
"Yes."
Xia Chen said,[Good heavens, once the mountain is moved away, the Wi-Fi signal will be full immediately.]”
Yu Qian was speechless.”
The audience was laughing like crazy.
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter."
"Laugh until your head hurts. Both of you will hurt."
" 666, this joke is too f * cking 6!"
"So the foolish old man moved the mountain for the Wi-Fi signal. Hahahaha, this guy is too funny.”
"Hahaha…I also want to find a mountain to move and wait for the Jade Emperor to send a fairy to give birth to my child.”
"F * ck, he can't stop laughing. Did he really write this joke in ten minutes?”
"It's not just the joke. Didn't you notice that Xia Chen's performance was also very funny?”
"Yeah, partnering with the crosstalk queen, his aura doesn't lose out at all.”
"I love you, I love you, I really love you. No, let me laugh for a while longer.”
……
Do the big shots still have flower evaluation tickets?
Give me some!
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