Below the stage.
At the guest seats.
"Hahaha…I can't take it anymore, Sister Mi, I'm dying of laughter.”Dilly laughed so hard that she couldn't breathe.
"Hahaha…this Xia Chen is really not simple.”Yang Mi was also smiling from ear to ear,"This trip of ours is really worth it."”
Dilly said," It's too funny. It's really too funny. Not only is the joke good, but that guy's various feigned stupidity and expressions are also very funny.”
Yang Mi: " Most importantly, don't forget that a crosstalk with such dense jokes was written in ten minutes and rehearsed in twenty minutes. That's what's so awesome about him.”
Di Li: " Yes, yes. Teacher Yu Qian is also good, but he has always been good. Xia Chen is really amazing."”
Yang Mi: " He's too awesome. Those guys who doubted him before have been completely slapped in the face."”
Dilly giggled." Sister Mi, not only is this guy good at crosstalk, but his image and temperament are also amazing. Do you want to consider inviting him to guest star in your next show?"”
Yang Mi: " Hehe, then forget it. Crosstalk and acting are two different things."”
"Since the show started, this guy has been giving people the feeling that he's omnipotent. What if he really knows how to act?"”
Yang Mi rolled his eyes at him." You're thinking too much. There's still a big problem that hasn't been solved for this movie. I can't sleep well because I'm so worried. You still have the time to worry about the next movie?"”
Dilly stopped joking."Is the theme song for our drama still not settled? Weren't you recruiting people online while asking the gods in the industry to help you create? Or is there no suitable one?"
Yang Mi sighed." I did receive some works, but I always feel that they are not satisfactory enough."”
Dilly: " Sigh, it's really annoying. Our drama is going to air in less than half a month.”
"Everything is ready except for the east wind!”Yang Mi shook his head." Forget it. It's annoying to talk about this. Just listen to the crosstalk."”
……
On the stage.
He looked at the enthusiastic reaction of the audience below.
Xia Chen and Yu Qian's condition was also getting better and better.
Yu Qian saw that Xia Chen even spoke in dialect and quickly stopped him.""Hey, hey, hey, where did this chicken protector come from?”
"Didn't you say that she is Emperor Yan's daughter?"”
"Ah!"
"Isn't Emperor Yan the chicken protector?" Xia Chen thought. The Flame Emperor Mausoleum is still protecting the chicken. We have to respect historical facts.”
Yu Qian couldn't help but smile bitterly,"You're ruining the beauty of the divine words, child."”
Xia Chen said,[In short, I understand your story. Maybe I just remember it a little.]”
Yu Qian: " Aiyo... you even say 'split'? You use these words very strangely!"”
"That's not important." Xia Chen continued," Although I can't remember this, I still remember the other stories!"”
"What else do you remember?"”
Xia Chen: " The Widow Chases the Sun is also in the Classic of Mountains and Seas. What story is this Widow Chasing the Sun telling? Let me tell you…"
Yu Qian once again reached out to stop him, looking at him like he was a fool,""Alright, I know this story."
"You know, right?" Xia Chen asked.
Yu Qian: " Wang Jinwei is a traitor. He was buried in the sea. His wife, Chen Bijun, is a widow?" She couldn't live anymore. She chased after him but couldn't get the country. She was a widow chasing after the sun.”
" Hahaha…" The audience burst into laughter again.
Xia Chen nodded again and again." That's why I said you're very knowledgeable. Look at his academic background."”
"What academic background do I have?" Yu Qian slapped him hard.
"Didn't you sort this out yourself?"”
"What am I tidying up?" Yu Qian earnestly advised,"How can there be such a thing as a widow chasing the sun? It's called Kuafu chasing the sun."”
Xia Chen nodded.”
"Ah, right."
"This Kuafu, chasing the sun and shouting as he chased…"
As he spoke, he once again said,"Niang Niang (nia,nia), the sun is running too fast.”
Yu Qian spat out blood again,"Why is there another chicken protector?"”
Xia Chen said matter-of-factly," He's a descendant of the Yellow Emperor. Why don't I change to Shanghai?"”
" Alright, alright, alright…" Yu Qian stopped him again,""You'd better change to a story that you've really seen before.”
" I've really seen it…" Xia Chen thought about it seriously.
Yu Qian added,"The one in One Piece is fine too."”
"Where are you going to drag the sea!" "My favorite story…" Xia Chen blurted out.
The audience laughed.
Yu Qian looked at him with a face full of despair,""You can take off your mind anywhere? As long as you strip at the beach?"
Xia Chen explained seriously," Why would I drag the Third Prince? Li Jing of Chentang Pass has three sons. The eldest son is a gold drag, the second son is a wood drag, and the third son is a drag."”
Yu Qian kept rolling his eyes." If you ask me, you might not remember clearly. The eldest is Jin Tuo, the second is Mu Tuo, and the third is Pi Tuo!"”
"Oh?" Is that so?"
"What are you?" Yu Qian raised his voice,"The eldest is called Jin Zha, the second is called Mu Zha, and the third is called Na Zha."”
Xia Chen was unconvinced and gestured with his fingers.""Isn't that where? In English, it was called where,where.”
Yu Qian pressed his hand down in a bad mood."I beg you not to speak English."
Hahaha…
The audience burst into laughter again.
……
Ah.
Ah.
Ah!
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