"He's different from that thing." Zhang Jiuling continued.
"It's all crosstalk. What's the difference?!"”
Zhang Jiuling: " Anyway, we've already talked things out today. I'm not afraid of offending people. You standing here is unnecessary."”
Qin Xiaoxian: " You're wrong. We're using the right person today. Between flattery and teasing, we can't be missing one. How can you say that I'm redundant?"”
Zhang Jiuling looked at him disdainfully.""Tsk, come on, you're not even missing one. You really know how to flatter yourself!”
"What did I say wrong?"”
Zhang Jiuling: " Just you? You're just a sidekick. To put it nicely, you're just a meme. To put it bluntly, you're just a crosstalk performer on the stage."”
Qin Xiaoxian: " The sidekick is standing on the stage and listening to crosstalk. Are you being sarcastic?!"”
Zhang Jiuling looked at Grandpa Yu with a desire to live."Of course, there are also outstanding ones among the sidekicks. For example, Uncle Yu. He's really amazing, but you're really not good enough. You're not qualified to stand with me.”
"Why am I not qualified?"”
Zhang Jiuling replied," Your basic skills are too poor. Your intelligence is too low. Your level of education is also not good.”
"We've been brothers for so many years?" Qin Xiao was anxious. How dare you insult me in front of so many people?”
Zhang Jiuling ignored him and looked at the audience.""Friends, it's really not that I've trampled on him. This fellow, Qin Xiaoxian, is a fool. You don't know this, but I've brought him to the hospital for a check-up and did an X-ray. His brain nucleus is the size of a pine nut and it's full of bean dregs!”
Haha!
……
The two of them exchanged a few words.
In less than ten minutes, the performance ended.
Haha, the audience was already laughing.
"Haha, listening to crosstalk on the platform. Haha, let me laugh for a while more.”
"I've heard a few versions of this joke, but I've never seen it this funny.”
"Although Qin Xiaoxian might be a little nervous and some of them are a little unnatural, because the lines are good, overall, it's still very good.”
"So in the end, it's all thanks to my Xia Chen!”
"In short, the level of this joke written by Xia Chen in seven minutes is also very high."
"Xia Chen is awesome! Xia Chen is mighty!"
"Hahaha, even Xia Chen's anti-fans will find it difficult to find his black spots.”
"We don't deny that Xia Chen has contributed, but our Old Qin has also worked very hard!”
"Yes, yes, yes. Not only is Old Qin working hard, but Jiu Ling is also doing well. It's indeed not bad to be able to perform like this during such a short preparation time. He really didn't disappoint everyone.”
"6666, I really love this show. I can't stop laughing!”
……
Whether it was the audience who came to watch the show today or the audience who watched the show live outside the venue.
They felt that it was worth it.
Behind them, the biscuits, Meng Hetang, and the others went up the stage one after another.
Although their performance might not be comparable to the first combination of Xia Chen and Yu Qian, they were not as good as Xia Chen.
However, because Xia Chen's every joke was extremely powerful, the actors 'performances were also maintained at an extremely high level.
From the beginning to the end, the jokes were very dense.
It could be said that he was laughing from the beginning to the end, not giving the audience any chance to catch their breath.
Naturally, the viewership ratings of the Deyun Fighting Laughter Society program also rose steadily.
On the stage, Little Yueyue and Zhou Jiuliang were the finale. They were still putting in their best effort to perform, and without a word, they started to sing his song.
The audience was still laughing and clapping.
Yan Min, Old Guo, and Yu Qian, the three big shots, sat below the stage and watched this scene.
He could not hide the joy on his face.
"Idol, give me an autograph!"
Xia Chen, who was in a good mood, was leisurely enjoying the performance of Little Yueyue and the others on the stage when he suddenly felt someone pat his shoulder.
Then, a fragrant wind blew over.
He turned around and saw Dilly sitting not far away from him.
She did not know when it had run over and stood beside her.
Xia Chen looked at her in confusion. Are you talking about me?"
"Yes." Dilly nodded.
"When did I become your idol?”
"It probably started when I heard your crosstalk just now, right?”
"But, if I'm not mistaken, you're the superstar Fatty Di, right? Aren't you the idol?"
"Hehe, who said that idols can't have idols?”
“……”
"So, I'm an idol, and you're an idol's idol. That makes you a super idol. Can you give me an autograph?”
"This…I haven't practiced before. I'm not like you guys, who sign autographs for fans every day.”
"Don't worry, you'll soon be living the life of giving autographs to your fans every day. You're very popular now. Your godly performance of writing four crosstalk segments in half an hour has already become a hot topic.”
Dilly took out her phone and looked at it." Oh my god, it was still in the 40s just now. It's only been half an hour, and it's already in the top 10."”
Dilly handed the phone to Xia Chen.
Xia Chen glanced at her. What the girl said was true.
It seemed that his reputation value would rise again.
Dilly looked at Xia Chen impatiently."You should practice your signature. Start with me. I don't mind if your signature looks a little ugly.”
"You really want me to sign it?"
"Of course!"
"Where?"
"Sign on my sleeve. Here, hehe, it seems that your first time is going to be mine.”
“……”
Ten seconds later.
Dilly stared blankly at the two words on her white sleeve.
"You liar." Dilly looked at Xia Chen speechlessly.""You call this never practicing signing?”
……
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