Sometimes I'm smarter!
"Haha, let me tell you a joke. I'm going to lead Sunset Glow's team until the day the sun sets!”
"The host is still so coquettish!"
The fans laughed.
"Liu Rui, you shouldn't learn Old Ma's snakeskin style. We should be honest with each other!"”
Pdd subconsciously felt that Liu Rui was imitating Da Sima's snakeskin style.
He didn't want to see the other party grow into a second snake-skinned commander. Of course, he was referring to the style. The other party was already very much like a pitchfork worm. If there was a bit of skin in the pitchfork worm, then there was simply no solution.
"Honest?" Liu Rui muttered. Then, everyone heard the sound of him pulling his zipper. Everyone was suspicious. What was this guy doing?
Could it be that it started in public?
"Alright, Teacher Piao, I've already taken off my shirt. I'm honest enough now, right?”
Liu Rui's words made everyone's scalp tingle.
pdd：“……”
Da Sima was speechless.
Little Dough was speechless.
The fans were speechless.
His face darkened.
Is this how you understand honesty?
"Brother, you're putting me in a difficult position.”
Pdd said with a smirk. He couldn't just take off his clothes like Liu Rui in the live broadcast room. That would scare the audience.
" Teacher Piao, don't tell me that you think it's not enough? You want pants too…"
"Stop!"
Before Liu Rui could finish his words, he was stopped by Pdd. Do you think this is a bathhouse? After taking off the top and bottom, cold sweat broke out on his forehead. He said embarrassedly,"That's enough. I can feel your sincerity. I'm very happy to have a talent like you join Sunset Glow's team.”
"Are you really happy? But Teacher Piao, why do I feel that your words sound a little forced?”
"Is there? No, no, not at all.”
Pdd squeezed out a smile." Look, I'm laughing happily…Hahaha
Listening to the demonic laughter of Pdd, Liu Rui seemed to fall into deep thought. After a while, he slowly said,"This laughter reminds me of the last time I went to the hospital. A proctologist patient made this sound when he was undergoing an anus…This is such a nostalgic feeling.”
…
Pdd's smile gradually stiffened.
However, he still asked calmly,
"Did you go for an sausage too?"
"No, I haven't." Liu Rui shook his head." I went to the Digestive Medicine Department, but it's also a problem with the intestines. Constipated! At that time, the doctor advised me to buy some bananas to help with digestion.”
"This is indeed true. Banana is really helpful for constipation.”
Pdd nodded in agreement." But I've been a little constipated recently.”
Then he shouted,"Brother Pig, get me a banana."”
Brother Pig was a tool for Pdd Villa. He could also be understood as his underling. After Brother Pig heard this, he quickly brought over a yellow banana.
Pdd took it, tore open the skin, and chewed it in big mouthfuls. After he ate about half of it, Liu Rui continued unhurriedly,"But when I went home to buy bananas, many days passed, and my constipation didn't improve at all. So I went to the hospital to consult the doctor. Only then did I know that bananas were meant to be eaten!”
…
Pdd's movements suddenly turned to stone. If you don't want to eat it, what are you going to do with it?
Pdd suddenly realized something, and the banana he was chewing suddenly changed its taste. Then, he quietly put down the half banana in his hand.
He spat out the thing in his mouth and squeezed out an unnatural smile, but he was extremely shocked in his heart! Tell me, what did you do with it?
Little Dough, Da Sima, and the fans all had strange expressions on their faces when they heard this.
"Actually, I'm a very smart person. It's just that I occasionally get smarter.”Liu Rui praised himself and said slowly,"Back then, when I was in high school, there was a school belle in our school who was also my senior. She was very beautiful.
She was sweet and lovely, and her figure was perfect. One day, I was having lunch in the cafeteria, and she sat in front of me.”
"Senior told me that her meal card is out of money and asked me if I could treat her to a meal? As a warm-hearted junior, of course, I was duty-bound. I treated her to a 'luxurious' spicy hotpot that cost 13 yuan. She was very grateful to me. During the meal, Senior Sister kept talking and laughing with me. She even asked me if I had a partner? The day after she found out that I was single, I received a letter from her inviting me to go out for the weekend.”
" The weekend is coming soon. The sun was shining brightly that day. I changed into new clothes and dressed up exquisitely and handsomely. Under the envious gazes of my roommates, I held my head high and walked briskly to find Senior Sister. Senior Sister led me to a park near the school to play. We spent a happy time together until the sun set in the west and bright red burning clouds appeared in the distance.”
"Senior Sister was deeply attracted. She stared into the distance and said softly," The scenery is so beautiful. If only time could stop at this moment forever! What do you think? Junior.' I didn't understand what she meant at that time, so I just nodded stiffly.'Yes.' The senior then asked,"Junior, do you have any wishes that you want to fulfill?'，I thought about it seriously and said,'I hope for world peace!'
"…" The senior forced a smile and said,"Junior, you're really ambitious." Let's go. It's time to go back. If we don't go back now, the school gate will be closed.'
" Senior, wait a moment…I have a question to ask you.'I interrupted her.
The senior was a little surprised, but her expression was more happy. She said,'Junior, if you have anything you want to ask me, I can tell you, including the person I like!'。
I nodded and said,'Senior, I actually just want to know when you're going to pay me back for the spicy hotpot I treated you to the other day. It's 13 yuan in total.'
After I said this, Senior Sister's expression became visibly ugly. But the next day, she returned my money. She returned me 15 yuan and an extra two yuan. I was extremely happy at that time. He thought to himself that he was indeed a smart boy. When his senior was at her happiest, she would be able to repay him more. But for some reason, after that, she no longer bothered with me. Many years later, I recalled this incident and finally understood the problem…"
Liu Rui narrated for a long time, and everyone was stunned. Especially when they heard the scene of him suddenly asking for money from his senior when the sun was setting and the scenery was beautiful, their expressions were even more interesting. Liu Rui coughed lightly and said," I've said too much at once. My throat is a little dry. Allow me to drink some water first. Then, I'll tell you why."”
He gulped down the water. Da Sima recovered from his shock and asked,""Liu Rui, I want to know if you are still in contact with your senior?”
"No, we haven't contacted each other.”"However, today, I finally understand her good intentions at that time."”
"Ya 'er, yo!" Pdd couldn't help but sigh." Liu Rui, you understood too late. You missed everything!"”
Little Dough bit her teeth and thought," He missed it! Otherwise, what should I do?
Liu Rui continued," Later on, I felt that Senior Sister's words under the sunset really had a deeper meaning. She said that she hoped that time would forever stop at that moment and savor it carefully…Indeed, if time forever stopped at that moment, she would never have to pay me back!”
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[PS: The data hasn't changed for a long time. I'm really panicking. I'm begging for all kinds of things!]
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