Inexplicable Perseverance Towards spanking!
" This book was like a treasure to me. It opened the door to a new world for me. I learned a lot of things, and it even stimulated my desire to perfect my life. Then, I immediately bought 'Mrs. Dale's advice to girls,''Mrs. Dale teaches you to be an elegant woman'…' Little Women','Annie Diary',' Men Thing','Lover'…and 'What to Do When a Girl Is Pregnant'.'100 Things to Pay Attention to When Giving Childbirth',' 800 Questions on Postnatal Care and Postnatal Recovery'…"
"After reading all of these books, I feel unprecedentedly fulfilled, and I can finally be a perfect…man!”Liu Rui smiled as he finished speaking.
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Everyone's faces were filled with question marks. Are you sure you're reading a book that a man should read? Don't think that we're easy to fool just because we're not well-educated! A man studying how to be an elegant woman every day, giving birth and post-natal care, one look and you're definitely an LSP!
Of course, everyone also guessed that this might have something to do with Liu Rui's mental state. In short, he would not do anything that a decent person would do, but he would do anything that a decent person would do!
" Liu Rui, you..." Suddenly, Little Dough's weak voice sounded, but it only said three words before it stopped abruptly.
"What's wrong, Little Dough?" Liu Rui asked. Do you want to ask me about Postnatal Care for Sows?”
"..." Little Dough's mouth twitched. Who asked you that? Eh, wait, I suspect you're calling me a sow.
"It's nothing." Little Dough said," You should call Dean Li Tieniu tonight. I suspect that you're very sick."”
"Indeed." Liu Rui took a deep breath and said," I've always felt that my extraordinary handsomeness is a disease, so I'm going to have a good talk with Dean Tie Niu tonight."”
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Human language?
After the game ended, the two fans could only leave. After all, they were in a four-row, so they couldn't join them. To be precise, they had already formed an illegal team. If Blue Hole had gone crazy, they would have been banned.
The female fans of the mature voice naturally did not want to be separated from Liu Rui. They even tried to increase Liu Rui's prestige, but they were interrupted by all kinds of inexplicable words from Little Dough, causing them to fail.
The second game soon began.
This time, Da Sima said confidently,""After waiting for so long, I, Han Jin Lun, finally have the chance to fight again. This time, I want to show you what a real gun is…eh? Why is there someone here who landed before me…Aiyo, he has a frying pan! Oh no, oh no! Hurry up and run!"
Da Sima landed on the ground and ran away.
However, that person also saw him and chased after him relentlessly.
Soon, Da Sima's miserable cry could be heard.
"It's over! I was slapped to death by him!"
Da Sima looked at the gray screen with a face full of despair. He had once again completed the achievement of not firing a single shot and falling to the ground into a box.
Liu Rui and the other two noticed Da Sima's situation.
He glanced at it.
“……”
"Old Ma, you're too much!" he said, unable to hold back his laughter.”
Da Sima pursed his lips." It's not that I'm too greedy. It's just that many young people nowadays are too rash. This guy hit me with a frying pan the moment he came up. He didn't even give me a chance to speak before killing me.”
Da Sima felt that it was a pity. He thought that if he could tell the other party that he was Da Sima, and the other party happened to be his fan, he might be able to exchange for a chance of survival. Unfortunately, before he could say it, it was gone.
"Emmm, we understand. Old Ma, you should continue to watch us play this round.”The few of them laughed.
"..." Da Sima, although he didn't want to, he could only continue to be the commander of the spring water." Sure, but you'd better kill a few fewer. I hope you can kill 0 and win the chicken dinner."”
After all, Da Sima didn't want to lose too much in the Red Envelope Game.
"Beastmen will never be slaves! And we will definitely become kings! Charge!"
On the second mic, a young man who had discovered a 98K suddenly shouted excitedly.
pdd:“……”
His pig face trembled.
"Ya 'er! What are you doing?"
"I'm sorry, I was too excited." "Because I can't hold back the fanaticism in my heart anymore," Liu Rui said.”
"You? And you want to kill in all directions?" Little Dough had a suspicious look on his face as he recalled all the things he had done with Liu Rui."Don't tell me you can't wait to be beaten into a box.”
"Impossible!" Liu Rui shook his head." Little Dough, my current spear technique has already evolved to a level that you can't reach. In the future, you can call me 'Yu Zhixing.'”
Little Dough was speechless.
"Why don't I believe it?"
Little Dough had seen Liu Rui's marksmanship before. If it was about strokes, she was willing to call him the strongest. However, when it came to fighting, it was not just a little bit that stung her eyes.
"Then just wait and see." Liu Rui smiled mysteriously and did not explain further.
Ten minutes later.
After the three of them finished searching for equipment, they took a car together to carry out a strategic shift.
Tutututu ~
At this moment, on a tall mountain in the distance, a few people suddenly fired at them.
However, because they were far away, they did not hit them, but they were still disturbed.
If they ignored them and walked normally, they could still avoid this wave of firepower. However, Liu Rui suddenly said,
"Teacher Piao, stop the car!"
"Allow me, Wisdom Star, to kill this scum on the opposite mountain!”
"…" Pdd's mouth twitched. He looked around and said uncertainly,""We're almost 500 meters away from the mountain. Can you hit them?”
In fact, even if they had a scope, they might not be able to hit the target from such a long distance. At most, they might just scare each other. Usually, in PUBG, some people liked to shoot a sniper rifle from a very long distance. They would poke their head out, scope in, fire a shot, then immediately squat down to take a peek, and then get up to poke their head out again…A series of actions that seemed as if they were real. Those who did not know better would think that they were experts.
In fact, it was also possible that the other party just wanted to fire a few shots to try his luck. He also felt that it was a waste not to fire more machine guns since he had finally gotten his hands on a sniper rifle. After all, if he suddenly died and got a delivery, it would be too depressing.
As long as he had a good time, even if he died, he could still justify it in his heart.
Pdd always felt that Liu Rui had the same mentality, but since the other party said so, he still parked the car behind a bunker and said,"Try it. It's best if you hit it. If you don't, we have to retreat! He couldn't stay here for too long. Once he was surrounded, it would be dangerous.”
"Don't worry, Teacher Piao. If you dare to kill the enemy within 500 meters!”Liu Rui vowed.
pdd:“???”
What the hell?
An ass explosion?
At this moment, he still didn't quite understand what Liu Rui meant.
Bang!
The crisp sound of a 98K rang out.
A green light appeared on the mountain peak in the distance.
Seeing this, Pdd's eyes narrowed." He…hit it?”
"Yes."
Liu Rui nodded." I accurately hit the enemy's anus with my superb marksmanship! Now, his anus was really blooming.”
pdd:“……”
Young man, good spear technique!
Bang!
Another shot from a 98K, and it was still the same person.
It was still glowing with a green light.
Pdd was surprised." He hit it again?”
"Yes, it accurately hit his anus again!”Liu Rui nodded.
“……”
Pdd's pig face trembled.
You slapped her butt again?
Ya 'er!
You can accurately hit his butt! Why couldn't she just hit his head?
How persistent are you when it comes to spanking?
Pdd really wanted to complain!
Bang!
In the next second.
The third shot was fired.
This time, he received a kill notification!
pdd:“……”
Little Dough was speechless.
Da Sima was speechless.
"They killed him just like that?"
"Yes, I did." Liu Rui said lightly.
"Then can you tell us where you fought this time?”
"Butt."
Little Dough was speechless.
pdd:“……”
Da Sima was speechless.
Good fellow!
As expected, he had an inexplicable obsession with spanking.
This was really a death by an ass explosion.
At the top of the mountain.
The man who was knocked down shouted,"Someone, help me!"”
"What's wrong with you? He was defeated by those people at the foot of the mountain?" His teammate asked curiously.
"That's right." The person who was knocked down said angrily,"I don't know if that b * stard did it on purpose or by coincidence, but he always hit my butt. I was shot in the butt three times by him and died.”
When his teammates heard this, they all choked.
Good fellow!
This way of dying!
Show!
They held back their laughter." Don't worry, we'll pull you up right away.”
Someone put out a cigarette and was about to pull him away.
But at the foot of the mountain, Liu Rui saw the white smoke rising from afar and immediately became unhappy.
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