At the same time, on the headlines.
"Managing editor! Moving Mountains and Reclamation Group wanted to build elevators on Mount Qomolangma, and Li Qi personally invested 500 billion. We're going to repair the elevator for Mount Everest!"
"What?!"
Boom! The entire Headline News Headquarters exploded.
At this moment, thousands of employees took off their earphones and stood up from their desks. He stared at an intelligence officer in horror.
What the hell?
Repair the elevator for Mount Everest?
Was this f * cking something a human would do?
The four major online jokes were about installing an elevator on Mount Everest. Set up inner and outer tires for the train. He installed turn signals on the plane. Put a cover on the Pacific Ocean.
And among them, repairing the elevator for Mount Qomolangma was ranked first. Was this f * cking human?
"It's true, it's absolutely true," the intelligence officer shouted. He was really going to build an elevator for Mount Qomolangma, and he had received approval from the state. Moreover, he had to advance 500 billion yuan to repair the ten elevators. The total length of the construction was 130,000 meters. Their plan was to make the world elevator the new symbol of Earth.”
Hiss--
The editor-in-chief of the headline news gasped and quickly turned on his phone to confirm the authenticity of the news.
A moment later, the managing editor put down his phone and shouted,"
"Book a ticket to Shigatse City immediately. Hurry, hurry!”
"Not good, editor-in-chief. All the tickets to Shigatse City have been sold out!”
"Chartered plane!"
"Chief Editor, bad news. The news from the airline company said that five minutes ago, all the routes were basically contracted. All the media in the country and even the world are currently rushing to the foot of Mount Everest. Because the Mountain Moving and Sea Reclamation Group said that it would be built within a month, many people rushed to Mount Everest. They had to wait for a month!”
"Fuck!"
The editor-in-chief cursed and shouted,"Book a plane to another place and then take a bus to Shigatse."”
"Yes, sir!"
"Let's go!"
“……”
Immediately, everyone in the headlines left the building and rushed to Shigatse City.
At the same time.
The entire country exploded!
On Weibo, the top trending topic:
#Move mountains and fill the sea to build elevators for Mount Everest.
The second hot search post: #Doubts are rising all over the country, thinking that moving mountains and filling the sea is just grandstanding.
The third trending topic was: #What right does a construction company that hasn't gone abroad have to say such arrogant things?
The first three were all about this matter.
The trending news that followed was almost all related to moving mountains and filling the sea. Almost all of them were related to Mount Everest.
The netizens were in an uproar.
It was as if a drop of water had been dropped into a pot of hot oil. Not only did the hot oil boil.
Even the pot exploded!
"F * ck, f * ck, f * ck!"
"The joke has come true!"
"F * ck, moving mountains and filling the sea is really imaginative!”
"Even if you beat me to death, I would never have thought that one day, I would actually have the chance to climb Mount Qomolangma!”
"My 85-year-old grandfather said that in a month, he will also go to the summit of Mount Qomolangma.”
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! It really lived up to the words 'moving mountains and filling the sea'. Fake news? Repair the elevator for Mount Everest? Are you sure this isn't a joke?"
"It's true, it's absolutely true. F * ck, according to the rumors. Li Qi had already begun to mobilize his troops. The main force was about to rush to the foot of Mount Everest. They wanted to complete the greatest miracle project in human history within a month.”
"Pfft…I spat out a mouthful of blood. What the hell is the origin of moving mountains and filling the sea? The magic event wasn't that they wanted to build an elevator for Mount Everest, but that the country actually approved it. Could it be that the country is confident?"
“……”
Internet Explosion 1
At this moment, in a villa in Beijing.
A celebrity surnamed Wang smiled at his assistant."Is it time? Why wasn't the news media here yet? Yesterday, at my concert, my leather pants were photographed with a bulge because of farting…Today, the headlines should be stable, right?”
"Mr. Wang, you're really a genius in management," the assistant praised. To be able to come up with such a brilliant idea, which celebrity could be as bold as you to grab the headlines? I think we have to be careful about the bulging of the leather pants.”
As he spoke, the assistant screamed,"Wow, as expected." The matter of your leather pants bulging has already reached four million. This is even more than the rumors of your divorce…"
Celebrity Wang smiled bitterly and sighed inwardly. Top headline, this is my lifelong dream…
There were countless times when I thought that I would definitely be the first in the headlines. However, countless times, there were countless new news articles that suppressed me and forcefully suppressed me. Sigh, this time, it was finally settled.
But why hadn't the news media arrived yet?
P.S. Brothers, speak with conscience. There were really too few flowers…Could he ask for a wave of flowers to assist him? Give me some motivation!
If the flowers broke 2,000 today, it would be 20 chapters today!!! Twenty chapters!
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