"Shao Bai."
"Hey, go ahead, sir."
Wu Shaobai quickly lowered his head.
This was the rule. When an elder lectured, one had to lower their stature to listen.
Guo Degang pointed into the microphone and pointed at the audience below the stage.
"All the young and old men in the family heard what your master said just now. He said that you were high-pitched, and others were rewarded with food by their ancestors. They ate it bite by bite. When it's your turn, the founder will use a shovel to stuff it into your mouth.”
"Good heavens, then my master's teeth are probably not strong enough.”
"Go!"
Yu Xi waved his hand
.”
"Hahahaha ~"
The audience started laughing again. Guo Degang continued,
"Can Call Xiao Fan come?"”
"The gauche of 'Silang Visits His Mother', right?”
"
Sure, no problem." Wu Shaobai nodded. However
…" What do you mean?"
"Sir, your pitch is a little low. I'm afraid you won't be able to sing it.”
"Oh?"
Guo Degang was shocked.
"Do you want to die?!"
"Hi."
Yu Xi waved his hand at the side, while Wu Shaobai shook his head
. Crosstalk, four courses, deception, deception
…"
Yu Xi quickly covered Wu Shaobai's mouth.
The audience burst into laughter.
"Aiya, child, how can you tell the truth!!”
As soon as Guo Degang said this, Yu Xi quickly let go of Wu Shaobai and wanted to stop him.
"You two are doing this on purpose, right?”
"Should be?"
Wu Shao Bai asked.
"Eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling!"
Guo Degang said.
"Go! Can the two of you read less biology books?”
Yu Xi was speechless.
When the audience heard the two of them teasing him, they laughed so hard that they were about to suffocate. The cheers below the stage grew louder and louder.
No one expected that this old man could turn the stage over himself.
He was laughing so hard that it was almost over.
"Sir, which one is right? My master told me that it was cheating…"
No, no, no, no!
Yu Wei still wanted to stop him, but Guo Degang said,
"Listen to me. Eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling are definitely not wrong."”
"Guo, do you want to die?”
After stopping them here and there, he finally said,
"Remember! Learn to tease and sing! You're talking nonsense. Come home with me to work!”
"How much work did I do?"
Wu Shaobai was speechless.
"Drinking tea, lighting cigarettes, cooking, helping Master repair bicycles, helping Master's wife nurse children, which one of these have I not done!"？”
"Whoa ~~" The rest
was speechless.
"It seems that your master's wife doesn't even feed the child at home?"”
Listening to the two of them talking, Guo Degang said,
"Tsk, everyone, look at how strict the old Yu family is." This was passed down from Yu Xi's father, Old Master Wang!”
He dug out the story about Yu Xi's father.
Yu Xi was also helpless. He couldn't stop her.
"I can see that you two are sincere…No, are we still singing?"”
"Of course I have to sing."
Wu Shaobai saw that it was about time, so he smiled and nodded
.”
"Sigh, that's more like it."
"How about this, Sir?"
"Please speak."
"The four subjects are about learning to tease and sing. As for learning to sing, we crosstalk actors are expected to learn to imitate whatever we learn, right?”
"That's not bad."
"Although I don't dare to compare to Mr. Kuizhi, I think I'm not bad either. Sir, your pitch is too high, my voice…I can't sing too low. You give me a high cavity, I directly follow you to build a ladder, so come, let's live together, also invite the fellow countrymen of Tianjin to taste, how about it?”
Seeing that Wu Shaobai had taken the initiative to come to life, Guo Degang didn't hesitate.
After all, this was an encore, and they couldn't talk about it for 20 to 30 minutes.
So he nodded.
"Then my tone is very high
…"
Wu Shaobai undid the mandarin duck buckle on the top.
"Today, I'll show you how the founder feeds me."”
He rolled up his sleeves and heard a loud and clear voice from the other side.
"Seeing the princess steal the token arrow, I can't help but feel happy. Standing in the palace…"
"Good!"
Wu Shaobai gave the microphone a thumbs up.
"Go!"
"
You want to die?!" Guo Degang pushed him.
"Your voice is really loud. Can't I even say hello to you?”
"What should I call you? Just sing it!"
"Sing…oh, yes, yes, come, come…you, Sir System, do it again.”
"Your grandpa!"
"Why are you cursing!"
"Nonsense! Is there anyone who can break words like you?!"
"Hehehe..." Yu
Wei laughed.
"Tsk, in the end, a disciple dotes on his master. This is revenge for me."”
"Hahahahaha ~"
The audience burst into laughter.
Then…
"When I saw the princess stealing the token arrow, I couldn't help but feel happy. I stood at the palace's gate.”
The high-pitched voice sounded again.
But this time, Wu Shaobai didn't interrupt. He just followed the tone that was obviously two to three degrees higher than the normal Beijing opera accent. He took a deep breath into the microphone and said,
"Call me Xiao ~" His
voice was mellow and loud. His breath started from his dantian, and resonated with his abdomen, chest, throat, and finally his head. In the anticipation of everyone, he let out a clear and loud voice,
"Fan!!!"
Like the first cry of a young phoenix, the clean high pitch was even clearer than Yu Kuizhi's real voice. It gave everyone the enjoyment of a pitch that was not ear-piercing at all!
"Good!"
The applause was thunderous.
Zhu Feng was reborn!
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