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"Aren't you…a crosstalk master?"

"No."

Yue Yunpeng said happily into the microphone.

Wu Shaobai rolled his eyes

. How about this, you…introduce yourself? Forgive me for being blind, but I've never heard of you having any other identity other than sweeping the floor and flushing the toilet backstage…How about this, since we're on stage, we'll follow the rules of crosstalk. Can we both introduce ourselves?”

"Introduce yourself? Alright. But you have to introduce me first."

"Why?"

"My status is too high, so I introduced myself before you. After the audience knows my identity, they won't remember your name at all. Baby, I'm giving in to you.

If it wasn't for you, who would call me baby? Why is it so awkward?”

Wu Shaobai said speechlessly.

Then

, she stood up straight. "Hello everyone, student Wu Shaobai, student under

…"

Suddenly, someone in the audience shouted.

"Huh?" The two people on the stage were stunned

.

Wu Shaobai looked at the big brother and said,

"Big brother, did you hear the match in Tianjin?"”

"Yes."

The audience responded.

Wu Shaobai quickly cupped his hands.

"Aiyo, thank you. Thank you for supporting us."”

Then, he looked at the confused audience and smiled

. Actually, it wasn't. I haven't finished introducing myself just now. I'm Wu Shaobai, and I'm a disciple of Yu Xi. You all know Teacher Yu Xi, right? That's my master. His surname is Yu, his name is Wei, and his surname is Donkey Whip

…"

"Hahahahahaha…"

The audience burst into laughter.

Yue Yunpeng might have really let go. After seeing the audience's reaction, he directly said into the microphone,

"Thank you, everyone."

With that, he bowed and walked backstage.

"Hey, hey, hey…Wait…Stop!”

Wu Shaobai quickly pulled him back.

He pulled the aggrieved child back to the microphone and asked,

"What's wrong?" Why are you leaving?”

"I'm not happy."

"…Yo? Teacher Yue, why are you unhappy?”

"Wu, don't worry about whether your master is a donkey's penis or Yu Xi's. I was giving you face by letting you say it first. You just need to say it briefly. But now, the audience is applauding for you and ignoring me…What is this? Alright, everyone, tonight's Deyun Club's performance ends here. See you next time. Thank you!”

Then, he bowed again and ran backstage…

Wu Shaobai quickly went to stop him.

"

Brother, you're awesome!" he whispered as he stopped them.

From the moment they introduced themselves to this point, they were all hacks.

He did not expect Yue Yunpeng to be in such good condition. Even if it was his first cooperation, he could still be so outstanding.

This kid…indeed, many people had misjudged him back then.

At this moment, although Yue Yunpeng heard his "awesome", it was immediately drowned out by the audience's deafening boos.

Obviously, everyone liked this kind of burden.

As soon as the two of them returned, the audience immediately jeered,

"Refunds!" Refund!"

"Refund?"

The two of them replied in unison. Then, Wu Shaobai pointed backstage.

"Sorry, big brother. The tickets are at the door. The refund is in afghana!"”

"Hahahaha ~"

The audience burst into laughter.

The few people standing backstage looked at each other…

Was this Little Yueyue's strength?

Was this Wu Shaobai's strength?

"

Teacher Yue, please introduce yourself. Let's drag this on and make a special show tonight.”

Seeing that it was about time, Wu Shaobai quickly prompted Yue Yunpeng to come alive.

Yue Yunpeng instantly understood.

Tonight, he was outdone by Wu Shaobai.

People were like that.

It might take him a lifetime to figure it out, but as long as he met an expert, he would be able to understand it with just a little bit.

Yue Yunpeng had practiced his basic skills backstage for a few years and was extremely solid.

What he lacked was a person who was exceptionally compatible with him to embellish him like a green leaf.

The so-called great roc rose with the wind in a day, soaring up ninety thousand miles.

After feeling the unprecedented cheers from the audience and letting go of the last trace of fear in his heart, he seemed to have changed a little.

Facing the microphone, he said,

"Hello, everyone. I am Yue Yunpeng, an artist who came from crosstalk but is better than crosstalk. Thank you!”

"Phew!"

The audience started to cheer.

Wu Shaobai revealed a dumbfounded look. He looked at Yue Yunpeng, who was standing by the microphone and constantly twisting his body. He seemed very shy but revealed a cheap look everywhere... After a while, he asked,

"What do you think you are?”

"I'm an artist! Baby."

"Hahahahaha ~"

Looking at his twisted appearance, Wu Shaobai asked speechlessly,

"What home?"

"Artists!"

"…Whoa, you have the demeanor of your master.”

"What do you mean?"

"According to my master, there will be two matches a day, seven days a week. Your master has already changed his identity from an artist to a martial artist and then to a scientist…The 360 lines are almost up. I thought he was shameless enough, but I didn't expect…you to be even more shameless than him.”

When they heard Wu Shaobai tease Guo Degang, the audience became even happier.

Yue Yunpeng was about to continue when the audience suddenly saw something and their cheers suddenly rose…

Wu Shaobai was also puzzled.

The two of them looked in the direction of the audience and looked at the backstage entrance...

Yu Xi was standing at the backstage entrance and giving Wu Shaobai a thumbs up, while Guo Degang was holding a fire extinguisher in his hand. If it wasn't for Yu Xi stopping him, he would have rushed over.

The two elders came to set up a stage for them. "Aren't you…a crosstalk master?"

"No."

Yue Yunpeng said happily into the microphone.

Wu Shaobai rolled his eyes

. How about this, you…introduce yourself? Forgive me for being blind, but I've never heard of you having any other identity other than sweeping the floor and flushing the toilet backstage…How about this, since we're on stage, we'll follow the rules of crosstalk. Can we both introduce ourselves?”

"Introduce yourself? Alright. But you have to introduce me first."

"Why?"

"My status is too high, so I introduced myself before you. After the audience knows my identity, they won't remember your name at all. Baby, I'm giving in to you.

If it wasn't for you, who would call me baby? Why is it so awkward?”

Wu Shaobai said speechlessly.

Then

, she stood up straight. "Hello everyone, student Wu Shaobai, student under

…"

Suddenly, someone in the audience shouted.

"Huh?" The two people on the stage were stunned

.

Wu Shaobai looked at the big brother and said,

"Big brother, did you hear the match in Tianjin?"”

"Yes."

The audience responded.

Wu Shaobai quickly cupped his hands.

"Aiyo, thank you. Thank you for supporting us."”

Then, he looked at the confused audience and smiled

. Actually, it wasn't. I haven't finished introducing myself just now. I'm Wu Shaobai, and I'm a disciple of Yu Xi. You all know Teacher Yu Xi, right? That's my master. His surname is Yu, his name is Wei, and his surname is Donkey Whip

…"

"Hahahahahaha…"

The audience burst into laughter.

Yue Yunpeng might have really let go. After seeing the audience's reaction, he directly said into the microphone,

"Thank you, everyone."

With that, he bowed and walked backstage.

"Hey, hey, hey…Wait…Stop!”

Wu Shaobai quickly pulled him back.

He pulled the aggrieved child back to the microphone and asked,

"What's wrong?" Why are you leaving?”

"I'm not happy."

"…Yo? Teacher Yue, why are you unhappy?”

"Wu, don't worry about whether your master is a donkey's penis or Yu Xi's. I was giving you face by letting you say it first. You just need to say it briefly. But now, the audience is applauding for you and ignoring me…What is this? Alright, everyone, tonight's Deyun Club's performance ends here. See you next time. Thank you!”

Then, he bowed again and ran backstage…

Wu Shaobai quickly went to stop him.

"

Brother, you're awesome!" he whispered as he stopped them.

From the moment they introduced themselves to this point, they were all hacks.

He did not expect Yue Yunpeng to be in such good condition. Even if it was his first cooperation, he could still be so outstanding.

This kid…indeed, many people had misjudged him back then.

At this moment, although Yue Yunpeng heard his "awesome", it was immediately drowned out by the audience's deafening boos.

Obviously, everyone liked this kind of burden.

As soon as the two of them returned, the audience immediately jeered,

"Refunds!" Refund!"

"Refund?"

The two of them replied in unison. Then, Wu Shaobai pointed backstage.

"Sorry, big brother. The tickets are at the door. The refund is in afghana!"”

"Hahahaha ~"

The audience burst into laughter.

The few people standing backstage looked at each other…

Was this Little Yueyue's strength?

Was this Wu Shaobai's strength?

"

Teacher Yue, please introduce yourself. Let's drag this on and make a special show tonight.”

Seeing that it was about time, Wu Shaobai quickly prompted Yue Yunpeng to come alive.

Yue Yunpeng instantly understood.

Tonight, he was outdone by Wu Shaobai.

People were like that.

It might take him a lifetime to figure it out, but as long as he met an expert, he would be able to understand it with just a little bit.

Yue Yunpeng had practiced his basic skills backstage for a few years and was extremely solid.

What he lacked was a person who was exceptionally compatible with him to embellish him like a green leaf.

The so-called great roc rose with the wind in a day, soaring up ninety thousand miles.

After feeling the unprecedented cheers from the audience and letting go of the last trace of fear in his heart, he seemed to have changed a little.

Facing the microphone, he said,

"Hello, everyone. I am Yue Yunpeng, an artist who came from crosstalk but is better than crosstalk. Thank you!”

"Phew!"

The audience started to cheer.

Wu Shaobai revealed a dumbfounded look. He looked at Yue Yunpeng, who was standing by the microphone and constantly twisting his body. He seemed very shy but revealed a cheap look everywhere... After a while, he asked,

"What do you think you are?”

"I'm an artist! Baby."

"Hahahahaha ~"

Looking at his twisted appearance, Wu Shaobai asked speechlessly,

"What home?"

"Artists!"

"…Whoa, you have the demeanor of your master.”

"What do you mean?"

"According to my master, there will be two matches a day, seven days a week. Your master has already changed his identity from an artist to a martial artist and then to a scientist…The 360 lines are almost up. I thought he was shameless enough, but I didn't expect…you to be even more shameless than him.”

When they heard Wu Shaobai tease Guo Degang, the audience became even happier.

Yue Yunpeng was about to continue when the audience suddenly saw something and their cheers suddenly rose…

Wu Shaobai was also puzzled.

The two of them looked in the direction of the audience and looked at the backstage entrance...

Yu Xi was standing at the backstage entrance and giving Wu Shaobai a thumbs up, while Guo Degang was holding a fire extinguisher in his hand. If it wasn't for Yu Xi stopping him, he would have rushed over.

The two elders came to set up a stage for them. "Aren't you…a crosstalk master?"

"No."

Yue Yunpeng said happily into the microphone.

Wu Shaobai rolled his eyes

. How about this, you…introduce yourself? Forgive me for being blind, but I've never heard of you having any other identity other than sweeping the floor and flushing the toilet backstage…How about this, since we're on stage, we'll follow the rules of crosstalk. Can we both introduce ourselves?”

"Introduce yourself? Alright. But you have to introduce me first."

"Why?"

"My status is too high, so I introduced myself before you. After the audience knows my identity, they won't remember your name at all. Baby, I'm giving in to you.

If it wasn't for you, who would call me baby? Why is it so awkward?”

Wu Shaobai said speechlessly.

Then

, she stood up straight. "Hello everyone, student Wu Shaobai, student under

…"

Suddenly, someone in the audience shouted.

"Huh?" The two people on the stage were stunned

.

Wu Shaobai looked at the big brother and said,

"Big brother, did you hear the match in Tianjin?"”

"Yes."

The audience responded.

Wu Shaobai quickly cupped his hands.

"Aiyo, thank you. Thank you for supporting us."”

Then, he looked at the confused audience and smiled

. Actually, it wasn't. I haven't finished introducing myself just now. I'm Wu Shaobai, and I'm a disciple of Yu Xi. You all know Teacher Yu Xi, right? That's my master. His surname is Yu, his name is Wei, and his surname is Donkey Whip

…"

"Hahahahahaha…"

The audience burst into laughter.

Yue Yunpeng might have really let go. After seeing the audience's reaction, he directly said into the microphone,

"Thank you, everyone."

With that, he bowed and walked backstage.

"Hey, hey, hey…Wait…Stop!”

Wu Shaobai quickly pulled him back.

He pulled the aggrieved child back to the microphone and asked,

"What's wrong?" Why are you leaving?”

"I'm not happy."

"…Yo? Teacher Yue, why are you unhappy?”

"Wu, don't worry about whether your master is a donkey's penis or Yu Xi's. I was giving you face by letting you say it first. You just need to say it briefly. But now, the audience is applauding for you and ignoring me…What is this? Alright, everyone, tonight's Deyun Club's performance ends here. See you next time. Thank you!”

Then, he bowed again and ran backstage…

Wu Shaobai quickly went to stop him.

"

Brother, you're awesome!" he whispered as he stopped them.

From the moment they introduced themselves to this point, they were all hacks.

He did not expect Yue Yunpeng to be in such good condition. Even if it was his first cooperation, he could still be so outstanding.

This kid…indeed, many people had misjudged him back then.

At this moment, although Yue Yunpeng heard his "awesome", it was immediately drowned out by the audience's deafening boos.

Obviously, everyone liked this kind of burden.

As soon as the two of them returned, the audience immediately jeered,

"Refunds!" Refund!"

"Refund?"

The two of them replied in unison. Then, Wu Shaobai pointed backstage.

"Sorry, big brother. The tickets are at the door. The refund is in afghana!"”

"Hahahaha ~"

The audience burst into laughter.

The few people standing backstage looked at each other…

Was this Little Yueyue's strength?

Was this Wu Shaobai's strength?

"

Teacher Yue, please introduce yourself. Let's drag this on and make a special show tonight.”

Seeing that it was about time, Wu Shaobai quickly prompted Yue Yunpeng to come alive.

Yue Yunpeng instantly understood.

Tonight, he was outdone by Wu Shaobai.

People were like that.

It might take him a lifetime to figure it out, but as long as he met an expert, he would be able to understand it with just a little bit.

Yue Yunpeng had practiced his basic skills backstage for a few years and was extremely solid.

What he lacked was a person who was exceptionally compatible with him to embellish him like a green leaf.

The so-called great roc rose with the wind in a day, soaring up ninety thousand miles.

After feeling the unprecedented cheers from the audience and letting go of the last trace of fear in his heart, he seemed to have changed a little.

Facing the microphone, he said,

"Hello, everyone. I am Yue Yunpeng, an artist who came from crosstalk but is better than crosstalk. Thank you!”

"Phew!"

The audience started to cheer.

Wu Shaobai revealed a dumbfounded look. He looked at Yue Yunpeng, who was standing by the microphone and constantly twisting his body. He seemed very shy but revealed a cheap look everywhere... After a while, he asked,

"What do you think you are?”

"I'm an artist! Baby."

"Hahahahaha ~"

Looking at his twisted appearance, Wu Shaobai asked speechlessly,

"What home?"

"Artists!"

"…Whoa, you have the demeanor of your master.”

"What do you mean?"

"According to my master, there will be two matches a day, seven days a week. Your master has already changed his identity from an artist to a martial artist and then to a scientist…The 360 lines are almost up. I thought he was shameless enough, but I didn't expect…you to be even more shameless than him.”

When they heard Wu Shaobai tease Guo Degang, the audience became even happier.

Yue Yunpeng was about to continue when the audience suddenly saw something and their cheers suddenly rose…

Wu Shaobai was also puzzled.

The two of them looked in the direction of the audience and looked at the backstage entrance...

Yu Xi was standing at the backstage entrance and giving Wu Shaobai a thumbs up, while Guo Degang was holding a fire extinguisher in his hand. If it wasn't for Yu Xi stopping him, he would have rushed over.

The two elders came to set up a stage for them. "Aren't you…a crosstalk master?"

"No."

Yue Yunpeng said happily into the microphone.

Wu Shaobai rolled his eyes

. How about this, you…introduce yourself? Forgive me for being blind, but I've never heard of you having any other identity other than sweeping the floor and flushing the toilet backstage…How about this, since we're on stage, we'll follow the rules of crosstalk. Can we both introduce ourselves?”

"Introduce yourself? Alright. But you have to introduce me first."

"Why?"

"My status is too high, so I introduced myself before you. After the audience knows my identity, they won't remember your name at all. Baby, I'm giving in to you.

If it wasn't for you, who would call me baby? Why is it so awkward?”

Wu Shaobai said speechlessly.

Then

, she stood up straight. "Hello everyone, student Wu Shaobai, student under

…"

Suddenly, someone in the audience shouted.

"Huh?" The two people on the stage were stunned

.

Wu Shaobai looked at the big brother and said,

"Big brother, did you hear the match in Tianjin?"”

"Yes."

The audience responded.

Wu Shaobai quickly cupped his hands.

"Aiyo, thank you. Thank you for supporting us."”

Then, he looked at the confused audience and smiled

. Actually, it wasn't. I haven't finished introducing myself just now. I'm Wu Shaobai, and I'm a disciple of Yu Xi. You all know Teacher Yu Xi, right? That's my master. His surname is Yu, his name is Wei, and his surname is Donkey Whip

…"

"Hahahahahaha…"

The audience burst into laughter.

Yue Yunpeng might have really let go. After seeing the audience's reaction, he directly said into the microphone,

"Thank you, everyone."

With that, he bowed and walked backstage.

"Hey, hey, hey…Wait…Stop!”

Wu Shaobai quickly pulled him back.

He pulled the aggrieved child back to the microphone and asked,

"What's wrong?" Why are you leaving?”

"I'm not happy."

"…Yo? Teacher Yue, why are you unhappy?”

"Wu, don't worry about whether your master is a donkey's penis or Yu Xi's. I was giving you face by letting you say it first. You just need to say it briefly. But now, the audience is applauding for you and ignoring me…What is this? Alright, everyone, tonight's Deyun Club's performance ends here. See you next time. Thank you!”

Then, he bowed again and ran backstage…

Wu Shaobai quickly went to stop him.

"

Brother, you're awesome!" he whispered as he stopped them.

From the moment they introduced themselves to this point, they were all hacks.

He did not expect Yue Yunpeng to be in such good condition. Even if it was his first cooperation, he could still be so outstanding.

This kid…indeed, many people had misjudged him back then.

At this moment, although Yue Yunpeng heard his "awesome", it was immediately drowned out by the audience's deafening boos.

Obviously, everyone liked this kind of burden.

As soon as the two of them returned, the audience immediately jeered,

"Refunds!" Refund!"

"Refund?"

The two of them replied in unison. Then, Wu Shaobai pointed backstage.

"Sorry, big brother. The tickets are at the door. The refund is in afghana!"”

"Hahahaha ~"

The audience burst into laughter.

The few people standing backstage looked at each other…

Was this Little Yueyue's strength?

Was this Wu Shaobai's strength?

"

Teacher Yue, please introduce yourself. Let's drag this on and make a special show tonight.”

Seeing that it was about time, Wu Shaobai quickly prompted Yue Yunpeng to come alive.

Yue Yunpeng instantly understood.

Tonight, he was outdone by Wu Shaobai.

People were like that.

It might take him a lifetime to figure it out, but as long as he met an expert, he would be able to understand it with just a little bit.

Yue Yunpeng had practiced his basic skills backstage for a few years and was extremely solid.

What he lacked was a person who was exceptionally compatible with him to embellish him like a green leaf.

The so-called great roc rose with the wind in a day, soaring up ninety thousand miles.

After feeling the unprecedented cheers from the audience and letting go of the last trace of fear in his heart, he seemed to have changed a little.

Facing the microphone, he said,

"Hello, everyone. I am Yue Yunpeng, an artist who came from crosstalk but is better than crosstalk. Thank you!”

"Phew!"

The audience started to cheer.

Wu Shaobai revealed a dumbfounded look. He looked at Yue Yunpeng, who was standing by the microphone and constantly twisting his body. He seemed very shy but revealed a cheap look everywhere... After a while, he asked,

"What do you think you are?”

"I'm an artist! Baby."

"Hahahahaha ~"

Looking at his twisted appearance, Wu Shaobai asked speechlessly,

"What home?"

"Artists!"

"…Whoa, you have the demeanor of your master.”

"What do you mean?"

"According to my master, there will be two matches a day, seven days a week. Your master has already changed his identity from an artist to a martial artist and then to a scientist…The 360 lines are almost up. I thought he was shameless enough, but I didn't expect…you to be even more shameless than him.”

When they heard Wu Shaobai tease Guo Degang, the audience became even happier.

Yue Yunpeng was about to continue when the audience suddenly saw something and their cheers suddenly rose…

Wu Shaobai was also puzzled.

The two of them looked in the direction of the audience and looked at the backstage entrance...

Yu Xi was standing at the backstage entrance and giving Wu Shaobai a thumbs up, while Guo Degang was holding a fire extinguisher in his hand. If it wasn't for Yu Xi stopping him, he would have rushed over.

The two elders came to set up a stage for them.

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