After cupping his fists, Wu Shaobai moved closer to the microphone.
"Crosstalk. It was originally an abandoned business. It was performed in places like Tianjin and Yanjing Skybridge. Of course, there were also performances in teahouses. Teahouses are a culture that has spread very widely in Beijing and Tianjin. You can see people from all walks of life here, but everyone doesn't enter the teahouse just to listen to crosstalk.
To put it bluntly, he was here to socialize.
Old men from the east and west gathered around the table. They chatted about family matters, exchanged cups, squeezed a few peanuts, and brought a bowl of jasmine tea. They first talked about family trivialities and teased the birds. When the conversation was almost over, the bird's voice was hoarse and there was nothing else to talk about. He turned his attention to the crosstalk on the stage, listened to a few segments, and laughed.
This was the rule.
Therefore, although the opening was not difficult, it was not easy either. My mission is to let you finish all the things you have on hand during this period of time, such as getting tickets to enter the venue, apologizing to the person who stepped on people's feet when you were looking for a seat, expelling a few hooligans who were staring at the mothers who were feeding their babies and listening to crosstalk
…"
"
My task is to wait for you to finish these trivial tasks and then wait for the actors to bring you a few hours of joy." However, before that, according to the rules, he still had to introduce himself.”
As he spoke, Wu Shaobai suddenly cupped his fists once again.
"Student Wu Shaobai, my teacher is Yu Wei. I am a kindergarten student in the crosstalk world. I would like to say hello to all of you." Hello, Tianjin's three old men and four young men, kindergarten Wu Shaobai!”
"Good!"
The big brother who had just called seemed to be a regular customer (someone who often listened to crosstalk). He was not vague when he cheered. After Wu Shaobai introduced himself, he took the lead and shouted.
Then, the scene fell silent, followed by polite applause that represented the culture of Tianjin people listening to crosstalk.
This was the most enthusiastic applause since the start of the show.
Backstage, Guo Degang let out a huge sigh of relief.
"Phew…Brother, this opening is not too bad. This child isn't nervous and can finish the job smoothly. There shouldn't be a problem."”
Yu Xi nodded
.
"
Actually, after I introduce myself, you will have a question. Tianjin is the home of crosstalk, and there are at least a thousand or eight hundred experts in your ears. After hearing so many introductions, they are all juniors of the crosstalk world, primary school students of the crosstalk world.……”
Actually, this was the difficulty of stand-up comedy.
Generally speaking, if it was a stand-up crosstalk, when the sidekick heard Wu Shaobai's words, he would at least say,
"Oh?"
Or,
"Why? Tell me,"he
said as he walked down the stairs.
However, Wu Shaobai had to do it himself, so he could only do it himself
. My master is a donkey whip
…"
Everyone was stunned…
Wu Shaobai was also stunned for a moment, then he instinctively covered his mouth.
"... Hahaha..."
Only then did everyone react... Yu Xi... Donkey whip... Good heavens, the homonym baggage.
"Don't, don't, don't laugh. I'm begging you all. If my master hears this, then I'm done for.”
"Hahahaha ~"
The audience burst into laughter.
Yu Xi, who was backstage, nodded
.
"Good sound!"
Guo Degang said.
Then, their shoulders collapsed.
He was finally not as nervous anymore.
On the stage.
Wu Shaobai suddenly opened his mouth.
"Cough cough, ah ah, oh oh, come on, Wu Shaobai, your master is hard of hearing, so he might not be able to hear you…"
"Hahahahaha ~"
"Crackle clack clack
clack
The scene instantly became heated.
Wu Shaobai was stunned, and then his voice was full of helplessness
. When my master comes up later, I'm afraid he'll be a donkey…Cough cough, let me make this clear first. I have the final right to explain this question. When my master wants to use the electric baton to beat me, I won't admit that I said the word donkey whip!”
"Hahahahaha…
Donkey whip!"
Someone shouted.
"Look!" Wu Shaobai pointed
. He's not talking about me."
"Hahahahaha ~"
The people below the stage laughed, and Wu Shaobai waved his sleeves, indicating that he should stop shouting.
An extremely outstanding cheat (live performance) appeared.
Then, he continued to bring the audience to life
. Yes! Yu Xi!"
The audience couldn't help but smile when they saw him forcefully holding back his mouth.
"When my master and my grandpa Guo De first went on stage, they would definitely say," Hello everyone, we are primary school students of the crosstalk world…Think about it, one is my master, and the other is my grandpa. According to seniority, I am the junior. So, what can I do when two middle-aged men in their thirties or forties shamelessly say that they are primary school students? I can only say that I'm in kindergarten. Hello everyone, I am the boss of Nanshan Elderly Home and Beishan Nurseries, Wu Shaobai!”
"Hahahaha ~ Good! Good!"
The audience cheered.
Wu Shaobai said,
"Today, I want to talk to you about dialect from the perspective of a kindergarten child." The dialect of all parts of the country, the dialect of our Tianjin, please support me. Listen to my nagging, don't coax me to step down, I thank you.”
This was…it
had become a living thing.
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