"Alright, child. Since you're praising me so much, I'll give you a ride. Tell me, what do you want to sing?"
"I want to sing Doujinshi."
"Oh?"
Guo Degang was surprised. He then looked at the audience and saw that many of them had doubts on their faces. Some of the older audience members seemed to have recalled something. After their faces were filled with doubts and memories, he took the initiative to say,
"There might be a lot of younger viewers who haven't heard of Doujinshi, but the older ones have definitely heard of a person called Gao Fengshan. He was also the late leader of the high-class kuai ban. And this joke was also the joke of a high-class family. But why was everyone so unfamiliar with this joke? The reason was simple. A thousand words could be summed up in one sentence, which was difficult to sing.”
He took out the allegro from his coat pocket and said,
"Why is it difficult to sing? This was because this joke segment had very high requirements for the actor's comprehensive performance ability and physical strength. There weren't many crosstalk actors who could perform it now. In the past ten years, it could be considered to have been passed down. Even if someone said it, they would choose a shorter version, only mentioning 20 to 30 medicine names. The audience would barely be able to hear the story. They might not know the whole story, but the original version of the story was very playful. It told the story of a " woodpecker " meeting a bunch of Chinese medicinal herbs. Everyone knows about Chinese medicinal herbs. Donkey penis…"
"Hey, why am I here too…Uh…"
The audience was stunned for a moment before they all reacted.
Aren't you asking for a scolding?
They all burst into laughter.
Guo Degang waved his hand.
"Don't embellish yourself."
"Me?"
"Hahaha, let's get back to the topic. The names of Chinese medicinal herbs were difficult to remember. What was the second reason? Why wasn't this song easy to sing? The reason was simple. All the medicinal properties of these herbs were compatible in Doujinshi Hall. In order to rhyme, some bamboo-board books would deliberately add some empty words or find some seemingly useless words to add in. But Doujinshi was different. For example, you all know what a bezoar is, right? You know what a dog treasure is, right? From the perspective of modern Western medicine, these two were actually the products of organ diseases of cows and dogs, but they could be used as medicine. In Doujintang, Bezoar had to sing with Doggy Treasure. Why? This was because Mr. Gao had specially checked the information when he created this bamboo book. Shao Bai, what was that information?”
"Uh…"
Wu Shaobai was suddenly thrown over and was a little slow, but he reacted quickly and said with a smile,
"The two medicinal herbs, ox, yellow and dog, have the same medicinal properties. In the third chapter of the Ming branch Daoist's Biography of the Calm Ghost, there is a poem praising it: "There are only five types of Life Ending Pills, and they are all gathered in one place. Water ginseng into fine powder, a bucket of large beads with half.”，It was said that these two herbs were used to make a medicinal pill called the "Death Pill", but that was just a lie. To be honest, the cow yellow dog treasure was actually a stone. The dog treasure smells slightly fishy and tastes slightly bitter…"
Before he could finish speaking, the audience suddenly heard a few children below the stage shouting in unison in varying voices,
"Chewing it has a powder texture but no sand. Its nature is sweet, salty and mild. Its main functions are to treat adverse qi, open stagnation and detoxify. It is used for choking and nausea, carbuncle and sore.”
Wu Shaobai's eyes lit up, and everyone's hearts went blank…
"Aiyo, not bad. Have you memorized the books that Grandpa gave you? Then let me ask you, this bezoar…"
"Xing Liang. It can be used to relieve fever, detoxify, and calm the nerves. It is used to treat high fever, coma, madness, convulsion and other symptoms. External use to treat sore throat, aphthae, carbuncle, and poison!”
The children followed Wu Shaobai's words and started reciting. The sound was crisp and catchy, attracting the attention of the audience.
Wu Shaobai smiled even more happily,
"Haha, good. Then how do I use it?”
"When the two are combined, the bezoar will be the monarch and the dog treasure will be the subject. When combined into medicine, it can regulate heat and smooth qi. Brother, how do you want to use it…"
"Alright, alright."
Hearing Wu Shaojun's crisp words, Wu Shaobai waved his hand."
"Everyone, the children at home have embarrassed themselves.”
The audience was speechless, but the applause was extraordinarily enthusiastic.
"Everyone, take a look. Listening to crosstalk can increase your knowledge, right?”
As Guo Degang spoke, the audience…
Actually, he was also a little confused.
Although everyone had a vague idea of what a cow yellow dog treasure was, after hearing Wu Shao Bai's introduction, although…they didn't really understand, it did sound very powerful. But what was even rarer was that these children who called Wu Shaobai brother also knew how to recite it, and they all recited it in unison, not missing a single word…
What kind of inheritance did this family have?
On the other hand, the Wu family's children…it was the most basic requirement for them to be familiar with medical books, but this was the first time they had shown their faces in front of hundreds of people.
As a parent, he also felt proud.
Especially Old Master Wu, his face was filled with the gratification of his grandson's success.
Then, with everyone's surprise, Guo Degang said,
"So, everyone, if you really want to praise Doujinshi, you won't be able to finish it in a few hours. Let's cut the chatter and start singing ~"
"Ding, dong, ding, dong…"
Accompanied by the sound of the bamboo board, Wu Shaobai's qi sank into his dantian. Under his master's encouraging gaze, he opened his mouth and spoke,
"Doujin Hall! He originally opened an old medicine shop, but that mister is like a free king…"
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