"Aaaah, Auntie, I'm willing, I'm willing!”
"Bah, I was the first to come to the Abbey Dean's live broadcast room.”
"Jimei, what era are we in now?”
"Stop arguing. I'm already pregnant with the Abbey Dean's child!”
"This couple is really too good.”
……
Chu Tian couldn't help but smile bitterly when he saw the commotion in the live broadcast room.
"Aunt, don't worry. I have my own business.”Chu Tian consoled her.
"Oh right, I almost forgot to ask! Brother Tian 'er, I know exactly what the temple looks like.”
"Where did you get this money? You're my nephew, so I won't lie. I'm telling you, you can't take a single cent from money that came from an illegal source!”
The old village chief suddenly remembered something serious and said with a serious expression.
"Uncle, don't worry. I earned this money myself.”
Chu Tian explained to the old village chief for a long time after he finished speaking. Only then did the old village chief believe him.
At this moment, a cackle attracted Chu Tian's attention.
Chu Tian looked back. On the dirt road not far away, a big rooster with bright fur, valiant and spirited, was glaring at a big white goose that weighed at least ten to twenty pounds.
"Uncle, your goose is still here? Many years? I remember that every time I came to the village when I was young, he would chase me through half the village.”Chu Tian looked at the goose in surprise.
"Hehehe, more than ten years. It's our family now. It has feelings.”The old village chief said with a smile.
"Oh my god, you're too good at bragging, aren't you? Can the goose live for more than ten years?"
"It's not scary to be uncultured, but it's embarrassing to be out there. A goose can live for thirty years at most."
"I don't think so? Was the goose that good at living? I'm also from the countryside. Why haven't I heard of a goose that can live so long?”
"Pigs can't live for more than three years. If you stew a goose in an iron pot every day, it's already not bad if the goose can live for three days.”
"Hahaha, this is too real."
……
"Awesome, Uncle." Chu Tian gave the old village chief a thumbs up.
"Old man, why are you still sitting there?”The old lady glared at the old village chief.
"Why are you rushing? That coquettish rooster was too arrogant. He had bitten so many chicks in the village to death.”
"If I don't teach it a lesson today, it won't even know who its big brother is in this village.”The old village chief glared and said angrily.
"Battle Chicken vs Overlord Goose, 1:2. I'm definitely out of the bag!”
"I want to buy the Overlord Goose for 10 million Happy Beans. The Battle Chicken is too bad.”
"I'm buying a battle chicken. A battle chicken has wings that can fly into the sky. It can attack and retreat, and it can defend.”
"I just want to know if this rooster can lay eggs!”
"Rooster laying eggs, rooster laying eggs, the fighting rooster among rooster, oh yeah!”
"I choose the rooster because I like to eat rooster soup.”
"This reason is sufficient."
"F * ck, that's enough. You've turned a noob pecking at each other into a sword duel on Mount Hua.”
"Young people, don't you know martial arts?"
"Why fight? Wasn't the stewed chicken with potatoes and the stewed goose in an iron pot fragrant?”
……
Chu Tian also looked at the two aggressive poultry with relish.
This was how the village was like. Dog fights and chicken fights could attract the attention of many people. After all, these were the few entertainment activities in the village.
The rooster and goose stared at each other as they swam around.
"Alright, let's take a look at the two experts on the stage. This Great Swordsman Goose has dominated the Great Bluestone for 20 years and has fought countless battles without losing a single one.”
"People in the martial world call him the number one goose in the world!”
"Although this Swordsman Chicken is a rising star in the pugilistic world, he has won every battle.”
"It is cold and merciless by nature, and its opponents are either dead or injured. People in the martial arts world say that there is a red dot on the green mountain."
"The strength of the two contestants can be said to be evenly matched.”
"They are all wandering around, trying their best to find each other's weakness!”
"When experts fight, they pay attention to defeating the enemy in one move. Therefore, Hero Chicken and Hero Goose are very cautious. Neither of them is willing to easily reveal their flaws.”
"The atmosphere on the field is quite tense. Is it because Master Goose has more experience in fighting enemies? The killer chicken's iron beak is still more ferocious. Let's wait and see.”Chu Tian began to explain in all seriousness.
"Goose, goose, goose, the Abbey Dean is too naughty.”
"There's an inner taste."
"It suddenly feels like a big movie.”
"Report, there's a fight between poultry here!”
"Brother Chicken, you can do it! Brother Chicken, you can do it!"
"Rooster, rooster, fight first. Kill the white goose and unify the mountains and rivers!
"Goose, goose, goose, bend your neck and sing to the sky. White hair floating green water, red palm stirring clear waves.”
"Hahaha, what the hell is this?"
……
"Brother Tian 'er, what are you doing? What are you mumbling about?"
The old village chief stared at Chu Tian in confusion and asked.
"It's a live broadcast, Uncle. Didn't I tell you just now? I'm doing a live broadcast now." Chu Tian explained.
"Oh, I don't understand you young people. You can earn money just by talking these days.”The old village chief shook his head with a blank expression.
"Uncle Village Chief is too cute, isn't he?"
"Who's the live-streamer? Why are you messing with him, Abbey Dean?"
"It's me, it's me. I'm livestreaming."
"Abbey Dean, I'm broadcasting. I'm waiting for you.”
"I think I got on the wrong bus. This is definitely not our kindergarten's school bus.”
……
On the other side, the big white goose and the rooster were still probing.
Suddenly, the rooster flapped its wings and rose from the ground. Its sharp beak went straight for the goose's left eye.
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