"Hahahaha, my god, Uncle Village Chief really didn't disappoint me!”
"What do you mean? Why can't I understand it?"
"The Abbey Dean is broadcasting live. Uncle thinks he's crazy and keeps talking to himself, hahaha.”
"Goose, goose, goose, laugh until it hurts, both sides hurt!”
"We're finished! I'm in class, and the whole class is staring at me.”
……
Chu Tian looked at the old village chief in confusion, then at Uncle Laobai.
Only then did he remember that he was streaming with the system on and did not take his phone. He looked like a mentally ill person who was talking to himself.
"No, Uncle, did you see this? I'm using this phone to livestream, and I'm wearing earphones.”
"A live broadcast means that many people can see and hear me on their phones?”Chu Tian explained, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
Uncle Old White was shocked. He pointed at the phone and asked,""A live broadcast is just like the news, right?”
"Yes." Chu Tian nodded.
"Your audience can see me too?”Uncle Old White asked tentatively.
Chu Tian nodded." Yes, I can see it."”
Uncle Old White immediately sat up straight, scratched his hair, and tidied his clothes.
"Cough cough, about that, Brother Tian 'er, why didn't you say so earlier? I should at least change my clothes before coming.”
" That Tian 'er's audience…"
Before Uncle Old White could finish, the old village chief elbowed him hard in the waist and whispered,""Call me by your name!"
Uncle Old White was stunned for a moment before he realized what was going on. He quickly corrected himself and said,"Yes, well, Chu Tian's audience, hello.”
"I am, I am. My name is Bai Ansheng. I'm Chu Tian's, Chu Tian's neighbor. Uh, hehe."
"Hahaha, Uncle White is so cute, Dad!”
"I'm dying of laughter. Uncle White's Mandarin is so funny!”
"Did all the creatures in the Abbey Dean's place drink cupid?”
"Goose, goose, goose. Damn, I don't dare to look anymore. I've been laughing for half an hour, and my stomach hurts!”
……
The old village chief glared at Lao Bai and said angrily,"Dog meat can't be served at the main table. Every word you say is useless!”
After saying that, the old village chief tidied his clothes, sat up straight, and stared at his phone with a serious expression.
"Ahem, um, Comrade Chu Tian's audience, hello.”
"Well, I'm the village chief of Reliance Village, and also Comrade Chu Tian's uncle.”
" Well, Comrade Chu Tian is a good comrade. He's especially enthusiastic about the villagers. He often helps the villagers see the doctor, harvest rice, and do farm work. We all like him very much.”
"Well, I hope everyone can support Comrade Chu Tian.”
"That, that, that, I'm done.”
"Hahaha, these two uncles, what good does it do for you to laugh me to death?”
"Uncle Village Chief's official tone from the seventies is too standard.”
"That…that…comrades!”
"So the Abbey Dean is called Chu Tian? This name is so nice, I love it!”
"Anyway, as long as it's the Abbey Dean, you'll love it. Even the Abbey Dean's poop smells good.”
"I'm willing. I like it. Come and hit me!”
"That's right, upstairs, you rat tail juice!”
……
The words and actions of Uncle Old White and the old village chief made Chu Tian laugh uncontrollably.
"Uncle Old White, Uncle Zheng, the audience members asked me to say hello to you.”
"Uncle Zheng, I'll leave the matter of the bluestone slab to you. This was 10,000 yuan. It should be enough to buy stones, right?”
"I'll go to Uncle Ma's nephew's brick factory later to take a look at the white porcelain wall tiles and glazed tiles.”
After Chu Tian finished speaking, he took out ten thousand yuan from the house and handed it to the old village chief.
"No need, no need. How can stones need so much money?" The old village chief hurriedly said.”
"Including the rental fee, it should be more than 2,000. How about this, I'll take 3,000 yuan. I'll give you more when the time comes.”
Chu Tian hurriedly pushed the old village chief's hand away.""Uncle Zheng, let me finish."
"Repairing the Taoist temple is a big deal for me. It just so happens that I've earned some money recently. I want to have some fun."
"With the remaining money, you can buy a fat pig and some chickens. Tomorrow, I'll hold a banquet and gather everyone in our village to have a good time.”
"Uncle Zheng, I'll make it clear in advance. I don't want free chickens. I have to sell them at market price!”
"After you buy it, I have to check the account.”
Chu Tian's words stunned the old village chief.
"Child, you're good at everything, but you're too kind!”The old village chief said with a sour nose.
" Uncle, what are you talking about?" Chu Tian hurriedly comforted him." If you hadn't protected me all these years, I would have suffered a lot."”
"Alright, uncle, I have to hurry to the brick factory. After deciding on the wall tiles and glazed tiles, I still have things to do.”
After the old village chief and Lao Bai left, Chu Tian pushed out the somewhat shabby electric tricycle and sped toward the address the old village chief had given him.
"Hahaha, the Abbey Dean's car is so cool! It must be a lot of money, right?"
"That's right. It's a three-wheeled sports car. All-terrain, high horsepower, and most importantly, they could get in touch with nature.”
"Riding on my beloved little motorcycle, it will never get stuck in traffic.”
"It doesn't matter if the car is expensive or not. The most important thing is that I like the person in the car.”
"Host, didn't you earn money? Go buy a car? Your car is cool, but it's a little cold.”
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