Tang: Blood Identification, Deceiving Li Er at the Beginning
23 Treat the Empress to Durian

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After walking for a while, Li Xiu 'er suddenly thought of the Spring and Autumn Brush and the white jade drawing board.

He had been so busy with his honeymoon with the beauty Zheng Guanyin that he had almost forgotten about the cheat.

"Wait a minute! I'll perform an acrobatic performance first!" Li Xiu Er chuckled and gently put Li Lizhi down.

Holding the white jade drawing board in one hand and the Spring and Autumn brush in the other, Li Xiu 'er drew the fox sister, a peerless beauty.

After she finished drawing, Li Xiu 'er felt her head shaking and her mind was in a mess. She felt extremely uncomfortable and painful.

After a while, the movement and pain disappeared. Sister Fox did not descend in person.

A warning window popped up in the system. Master, your spiritual power is currently extremely weak. High-level people and objects cannot become reality, and it will damage the nerve center of your brain. He hoped that Master would do what he could and work steadily. Don't let your imagination run wild. Once your head is damaged, you will become a vegetable.

Li Xiu 'er was discouraged.

"Brother Xiu-Er, what's wrong?" Li Lizhi reached out her hand and pulled his sleeve."What are you holding in your hand?”

"It's a pen and a drawing board! I'll let you play with it later!" Li Xiu 'er smiled.

Damn it, if she couldn't even draw a modern beauty, let alone a B-2 stealth bomber and an aircraft carrier.

"Then what should I draw? Some small weapons?" Li Xiu 'er thought about it and drew a slingshot.

With a flash of light, an exquisite rubber slingshot appeared on Li Xiu 'er's arm.

The system popped up another explanation window. Congratulations to Master for successfully turning a slingshot into reality! Drawing ability 99! Every time Master successfully drew a person and an object, there would be one less in the other dimensions. This is the law of conservation of matter and antimatter in the dimension. Master, please understand!

A flock of sparrows flew past in the low sky.

Li Xiu 'er held the slingshot, stuffed a small stone in it, and pulled the rubber band to the maximum.

Bang!

The small rock shot out and instantly hit an unlucky sparrow. It fell like an arrow from a bow and was already dead.

"Hahaha! This young master's slingshot skills have not regressed! Congratulations!" Li Xiu 'er grinned.

"Wow! Xiu-Er, what kind of toy is this? It could actually shoot down sparrows. It was too fun! Let me play with it!" Li Lizhi was overjoyed. She looked at Li Xiu-Er pitifully.

" Take it!" Li Xiu-Er handed the slingshot to Li Lizhi.

Li Lizhi took it and started fighting with Little Rock by the roadside.

It had to be said that this usually elegant and quiet little girl had become lively and active after following Li Xiu Er. She had learned to be "bad"!

It's all because of Li Xiu 'er!

In ancient times, there were no erasers, and the ancients did not have slingshots. They only had sticks and bows, which were the same principle and material as bows and crossbows.

The Bang Bang Bow was only suitable for adults to play with. Children could not pull it at all!

But a rubber bow could!

Although the rubber bow was much less powerful, it was easy and fun for children to play with it. It also had a certain degree of destructive power and was easily addictive!

Seeing Li Lizhi happily playing with the rubber bow, Li Xiuer couldn't help but smile.

Thinking about how she was about to face Zhangsun Wugou, she was worried that she would blame her for not sending Li Lizhi back to the palace last night. Li Xiu 'er wanted to draw another gift for her to calm her anger.

After thinking about it for a while, Li Xiu 'er suddenly felt that drawing a durian was not bad!

Li Xiu 'er held her breath and drew a large yellow durian on the white jade drawing board.

Her head shook, and a big durian appeared in her arms.

It weighed about ten pounds!

"Not bad, not bad! It was very substantial! It's enough for several people to eat!" Laughing, Li Xiu 'er was very proud.

After Li Lizhi continued to play with the slingshot and drew a few turtles, Li Xiuer took her to the palace with the durian in her arms.

Li Lizhi used the Spring and Autumn Brush to draw on the white jade drawing board. It was just for entertainment and would not produce any effect.

"Lizhi, what you saw just now is a secret between us. You can't tell anyone, understand? If you spout nonsense, I won't play with you in the future!" Li Xiu 'er said.

Li Lizhi quickly nodded like a chick pecking at rice.""Don't worry, Xiu-Er. I won't say anything! Even if it's Imperial Father and Imperial Mother, I will not tell them! This is a secret between the two of us!”

"En! My good sister is so obedient!" Li Xiu 'er nodded and kissed her on the cheek.

After another hour, Li Xiu 'er and Li Lizhi arrived at the palace and went straight into the harem.

Walking into the Dew Hall of Weiyang Palace, Li Xiu 'er and Li Lizhi saw Zhangsun Wugou sitting on the main seat, drinking tea while watching them.

It was even more lively than yesterday. There were even more princesses here. Li Xianglan, Li Yu, Li Yuzhu, Li Jingya, and the other princesses from yesterday were naturally not absent.

Seeing so many princesses, Li Xiu 'er's face twitched.

How many wives did Li Er have?

He had just become the emperor, and there were already so many princesses.

In a few more years, what would happen?

The reproductive ability of the Li family's children was indeed impressive!

The Li family, which had nearly 200 million people in the modern world, probably originated from the Li Tang royal family!

As for those who later changed their surnames, it was not a small number!

This was extremely terrifying!

"Greetings, Empress (Mother)!" Li Xiu 'er and Li Lizhi bowed to Zhangsun Wugou.

Zhangsun Wugou waved at Li Lizhi, who obediently ran over and threw herself into her warm embrace.

Li Xiu 'er also wanted to jump into Zhangsun Wugou's arms and let her hold him gently, but she knew that it was impossible.

If he really did that, he would die on that day.

Zhangsun Wugou looked at Li Xiu 'er with his beautiful eyes and said,""Xiu-Er, why didn't you send Lizhi back last night? Don't you know how worried BenGong is about her?”

Before Li Xiu 'er could answer, Li Lizhi tugged on Zhangsun Wugou's collar and said coquettishly,""Mother, it was your daughter who strongly requested to spend the night in the Heluo King's mansion! My daughter slept with Sister Wan Fen last night. We're a pair of very good sisters. We have a lot in common and played together for a long time!”

"Humph!" Zhangsun Wugou glanced at Li Xiu 'er and didn't comment on Li Lizhi's words.

After a moment, she said,"Alright, get up!"”

"Thank you, Empress!" Li Xiu 'er stood up slowly.

"Empress, I want to give you a big gift!"That's it!" Li Xiu 'er said as she lifted the big durian in her arms.

"What is this? It doesn't look like a watermelon!" Zhangsun Wugou frowned.

"This is called durian. Although it has a strange taste after being cooked, it tastes very sweet. It's thousands of times more delicious than stinky tofu!”Li Xiu 'er said with a smile.

Li Xianglan walked over and sized up the durian."Really? This is the first time we've seen something like this!”

Durians were only introduced to China during Zheng He's voyage to the West. It was still 800 years ago!

"It's absolutely delicious! I guarantee it! Empress, let me cook it before bringing it up for you to taste!”Li Xiu 'er patted her chest.

Hearing Li Xiu 'er's words, Zhangsun Wugou's interest was piqued.

"Good! But if it doesn't taste good, BenGong will punish you to run five rounds around the inner palace!”Zhangsun Wugou smiled.

"Understood!"

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