Opening a Forum and Giving a Speech, A Deal That Would Make a Sure Loss!
"Beep, beep, dang ~"
Another bell rang.
There was a sudden commotion at the side door. A group of people were holding Buddhist staffs or kasayas.
The monk in the lead was carefully holding a golden basin filled with water.
He carefully placed it in front of a middle-aged monk who was as fat as Brother Yi.
The others stood respectfully beside him.
The audience also watched the monks quietly as they performed the Buddha Bathing Ceremony.
The fat monk who was leading everyone to chant in front of the Buddha was called Yanyin. He was the abbot of the Bitter Zen Temple.
After the small monk had prepared everything, Yanyin carefully washed his hands in front of the Buddha statue.
Then, under the service of the novice monk, he put on the cloud brocade kasaya.
He held a nine-tin Buddhist staff in his right hand, a purple-gold alms bowl in his left hand, and an agate Buddhist prayer bead around his neck.
It was a Buddhist light that shone brightly.
"Beep, beep, dang ~"
After the bell rang, the fat monk finally finished changing.
"Amitabha, thank you all for coming to the Bitter Zen Temple and watching the Buddha Bathing Ceremony. In order to thank everyone for your support of our temple, This Penniless Monk will open an altar here to give a lecture and solve the doubts of all living beings!”
"Pa pa pa"
As soon as the fat monk finished speaking, a burst of applause suddenly sounded in the hall.
Everyone in the hall looked in the direction of the voice with a dumbfounded expression.
Looking at the strange gazes from all around him, Shen Fei's entire body instantly froze.
"Aha! Shouldn't you clap at a time like this?"
As if in response to Shen Fei's words, hundreds of devotees at the scene chanted in unison,"Amitabha ~"
"Um."
Hearing this Buddhist proclamation, Shen Fei rubbed his small hands that had nowhere to place them.
She could feel his awkwardness through the screen.
"Oh my god, this is too f * cking embarrassing."
"Is Shen Fei's intelligence suppressed by the Buddhas in the hall? He doesn't usually look so silly!"
"Hahaha, do you have to be so unconventional? What should I do? I have a feeling that today's Buddha Bathing Ceremony might not be peaceful! Dog Head!"
"What? No matter how monstrous Shen Fei is, would he dare to act like a demon in front of Buddha? You probably haven't seen that palm technique that descended from the sky!”
"Is Shen Fei walking into a trap? Doubt "
In the Heavenly Treasure Hall, after the Buddhist proclamation, two beautiful women in the crowd had suspicious expressions.
"Sister Qing, why did that voice sound so much like that beast?”
"I think so too, but there's no reason for him to come here. It shouldn't be him! Perhaps we haven't crossed this hurdle in our hearts yet. It seems that we have to stay in the Bitter Zen Temple for a few more days!”
The two of them were Little Yu and Song Qing, who had been thrown off their horses by Shen Fei.
Just like Brother Yi, after the two of them were treated inhumanely by Shen Fei, they both chose to come to the Bitter Zen Temple, an internet celebrity, to cultivate in seclusion for a period of time.
She did not expect the greedy Brother Yi to lure Shen Fei over.
He didn't pay much attention to this small episode.
After receiving everyone's response, the fat monk sat down on an oversized futon.
"The long night is peaceful and beneficial. The three realms are not peaceful. It's like a house of fire. I saw Bodhisattva again. He was brave and advanced. He entered the deep mountains and thought about Buddhism. Amitabha Buddha, Zhi Chen ~"
The fat monk chanted a few Buddhist verses and summoned a monk.
"Everyone, today's Buddha Bathing Ceremony, Senior Brother Abbot has opened a forum to give a lecture. It's really a blessing for the Buddhist Sect. All living beings are suffering. If there's any unclear clue or hurdle that you can't overcome, you can ask Senior Brother Abbot. After that, everyone can give incense to dispel disasters and clarify Buddhist principles!”
"Giving incense?"
Upon hearing the monk's words, Shen Fei's gaze landed on the ten huge Merit Boxes in the main hall.
“0.0! Whoa, I, Tina, have such a huge merit box? Who would dare to say that there is no zero-cost transaction that will definitely earn you no losses? I, Shen Fei, will be the first to disagree!”
.......
She did not know what Shen Fei was thinking.
After a simple explanation of the process, Zhi Chen began to host the lecture.
"Everyone, please seize this opportunity. Is there any benefactor who wants to ask a question?”
"Me, me, me!"
As soon as the monk finished speaking, everyone raised their hands.
Zhi Chen seemed to have randomly chosen a middle-aged man in the front row.
"Patron, please!"
"Master Abbot, how do you understand people nowadays?”
"Amitabha ~"
Hearing the man's words, the fat monk chanted a Buddhist proclamation.
Then, without thinking, he replied," People nowadays are becoming more and more perfunctory. They don't express their thoughts. Their conversations have become empty, but their silence seems to be communication!”
"Oh my, brilliant!"
After the fat monk finished speaking, the audience immediately nodded.
Shen Fei also looked sideways. He was surprised that the fat monk in front of him could say such words.
"Thank you, Abbot!"
The middle-aged man received the answer and thanked the fat monk before returning to his original position.
"Next!"
"Me, me, me!"
"Patron, please step forward!"
A young woman in the front row successfully won the bid.
"Master Fang Chang, what do you think of love?”
"Ask the monk about love? It's a show!"
The fat monk did not avoid answering as everyone expected. Instead, he said,""Lust is emptiness, emptiness is lust, and the mortal world is also Buddha. This Penniless Monk thinks that love is sweet dew for two people and sour vinegar for three people.”
“0.0! Oh my god!"
Hearing this answer, Shen Fei was stunned.
Why didn't you become a Buddha with such enlightenment?
Not only Shen Fei, but the audience was also shocked when they heard the abbot's words.
Respect rose in his heart.
However, Shen Fei quickly regained his senses.
Monk Zhi Chen had basically chosen the audience members in the front row. The questions he asked were all rather profound, but they didn't relate to his own examples.
The abbot's answers were always just right, and the key was that he did not think twice.
This was obviously a pre-prepared trick!
After understanding this point, Shen Fei was a little unhappy.
Who was he acting for? Are you playing with so many people?
This was intolerable!
Shen Fei could not take it anymore.
"Female benefactor, please step forward!"
Under Zhi Chen's guidance, a voluptuous woman appeared in everyone's sight.
"Hello, master abbot. I've been very depressed recently. I realized that men are not good things! Ah, of course, that doesn't include you!"
"It's fine. Don't hesitate to tell me what you've encountered.”
"I went to get a haircut two days ago. The hairdresser asked me where to cut my hair, and I said I cut my chin.”
"And then?"
"Then, then, that damned hairdresser asked me which layer of my chin to cut!!”
0.0！
Dun, dun, dun…
Hearing the woman's somewhat frantic words, the fat monk Yanyin glanced at Zhi Chen without leaving a trace.
The latter immediately started sweating profusely.
Obviously, this person didn't play by the rules.
The audience held back their laughter.
Especially men.
The first thing he said was that men were all bad things. Clearly, everyone was offended.
"Abbot, what do you think I should do?”
"Uh, female benefactor, why don't you try to lose weight?”
"I've tried, but dieting is too hard, exercise is too tiring, and lipo extraction is too expensive.”
"This…"
Hearing this, the fat monk was a little troubled.
At the crucial moment, Shen Fei's voice suddenly rang out.
"Why don't you try? Grow a beard?"
0.0！
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