"Then what kind of weapons do you think our soldiers use? Fists? Let me tell you, our army has planes in the air, tanks on land, aircraft carriers on the sea, and the most powerful weapon is laser weapons. Can you withstand bullets or cannonballs? What about lasers? You're the childish one." Qi Tai said.
007 mumbled," What laser? Our planet has long been eliminated. We have microwave beam weapons, infrasonic guns, particle beam guns, death rays, and so on. We can easily destroy an asteroid. What a pity."”
007 didn't say anything and took it from him."It's a pity that they're all ruined. You don't have any now, do you?”
007 was speechless.
Six Fingers said," No matter what, I still have to thank you for not getting angry today. That kid punched me, and it really hurt. Can you predict the future and be honest?"”
007 said,"Don't you humans have a saying? The secrets of heaven must not be revealed." Oh right, that pretty girl asked you to treat her to a meal today. If you don't answer, you'll miss the opportunity. She's beautiful, gentle, and well-educated. It's hard to find such a wife.”
Qi Tai could not answer. This big cockroach had actually started to interfere with his marriage. He had fainted before he could even say anything.
However, Qi Tai really put the matter of treating Wang Feiyu to a meal on his agenda. He thought that he would ask her out on Sunday. He had money in his pocket and he could afford it.
At night, Six Fingers didn't expect 007 to be so obsessed with computers. He had a Legend Rising Sun series laptop to meet the needs of students, office workers in small and medium-sized enterprises, and other customers. After moving into the rented apartment, there was an internet cable.
007 was self-taught when it came to such products. Their planet had long eliminated such things. 007 said to Qi Tai disdainfully,"Master has to deal with this kind of trash every day. It's as slow as a snail. The picture is bad, and the functions are too weak.”
Qi Tai was furious, but he couldn't say anything. He was a high-tech person, so he naturally didn't like electronic products from Earth. He said,""If you don't like it, don't play with it. Give it to me."
007 refused to give it to him. He replied,"No good is better than nothing. I'll just make do with it."”
Six-fingered regretted renting the house. He had given the cockroach unlimited freedom and allowed it to wander around the house. The huge reptile, especially the two long whiskers on its head, even reached out to his face in the middle of the night, scaring him.
007 was never a late game. In its words, it was too childish. What League of Legends, Counter Strike: Global Offensive, World of Warcraft, and others were all evaluated as worthless by it. What era was it now, and they still used humans to fight wars? Where did the mechanical warriors go? It was cruel.
Qi Tai asked him,"Do your planet use mechanical warriors? Then why are you still running?"”
007 replied," After a few wars, our planet has almost entered a primitive society. We might as well use our fists to fight against rocks. The Black Wing Spaceship is the only spaceship that has been preserved on the planet. Without it, I wouldn't have been able to come to Earth.”
Qi Tai nodded. The greatest scientist on Earth once said that the weapons used in the fourth world war would be sticks and stones. Because there were no more weapons between countries, they could only pick up stones from the ground and fight.
Qi Tai didn't believe it at first, but after listening to 007's words, he understood that the scientist's words weren't groundless.
007 liked to read the news, such as QQ, E-Net, Sohu, and even if he wasn't sure, he would ask Du Niang. His learning speed was extremely fast, and Qi Tai had already been left far behind by him. He had turned from a teacher into a kindergarten child.
Knowledge could enrich one's thoughts and make one smarter. Humans gained knowledge and through thinking, they could solve many problems that humans did not know before. No wonder Bacon said,""Knowledge is power, but what is more important is the ability to use knowledge.”
The giant cockroach accepted knowledge too quickly. Even Six Fingers could not stop it, nor did it want to stop it. No matter how much you learned, you would not dare to show yourself. No matter how powerful you were, you would not be able to defeat Earth's technology. So what if you were backward? It would not be difficult to catch you.
This was also the reason why 007 submitted to him.
The weekend was coming soon, and Six Fingers had yet to ask out the school belle, Wang Feiyu. He did not know how to start. Nowadays, the degree of open-mindedness of the university students was shocking. Even Wang Liang had several girlfriends. Although none of them were successful, he still had a lot of fun talking about love. Only Qi Tai was still single.
Qi Tai had a six-fingered girl who was afraid of him, which was not a reason. There were also girls who made eyes at him, but Qi Tai turned a blind eye and ignored them.
He was an orphan without a house or money. How could he fall in love? He had never even held a girl's hand. He was considered a scorpion in the Teacher's College.
007 said nothing. It's human nature. I won't look down on Master because of this.
Qi Tai was both angry and amused. He asked it,"How do you fall in love on your planet?"”
The cockroach replied," Our relationship is about mutual love and reliance on each other spiritually. Physical contact is very painful. Master, you won't understand even if I tell you."”
Qi Tai nodded. What kind of planet did the cockroaches live on? There was no fun at all. He really did not know how they endured it. It was so painful.
When school was about to end on Friday, Six-fingered was dawdling in the classroom. He didn't want to leave. He glanced at Wang Feiyu and looked for an opportunity to talk.
However, Zhang Qifeng always revolved around the school belle. Zhang Qifeng liked Wang Feiyu so much that he was going crazy. However, he was helpless. Wang Feiyu did not like him. She dealt with him and even deliberately avoided him.
Zhang Qifeng had specially dressed up today. The kid had spent all the money he earned in the underground boxing ring on his appearance. He had new clothes and shoes, and the braids on his head were gone. He had combed his hair into a shiny, shiny bun, and his chest was puffed out and his head held high. He had transformed from a crossdresser into a real man, a man.
It was common to publicly confess your love to girls in university, and girls liked it too. Think about it, if a guy held flowers and shouted "I love you" under his dormitory, regardless of whether she was willing or not, it meant that you had someone chasing you.
Teachers College would play out such a farce of courtship every once in a while. Love was free, and even the teachers could not do anything about it.
Zhang Qifeng was prepared to do so today. The kid had done a good job of keeping it a secret. Even the others didn't know that he was pregnant.
As soon as the bell rang, the students were ready to pack up and go home. Zhang Qifeng suddenly appeared at the door of the classroom with a bouquet of flowers in his hand. He calmly walked to the school belle, Wang Feiyu, and knelt on one knee."Wang Feiyu, I've liked you for a long time. Be my girlfriend and I'll treat you well.”
The whole class was stunned. They looked at Wang Feiyu silently to see how she would answer.
Wang Feiyu was also shocked, but she quickly calmed down. As expected of a rich second-generation heir, she had experienced a lot of things and would not panic. Instead, she smiled at Zhang Qifeng and said,"Zhang Qifeng, today isn't April Fool's Day, you can't joke around.”
Zhang Qifeng still insisted," I'm sincere. Feiyu Wang, I love you. In this life, I'm not going to marry anyone but you, and you're not going to marry anyone else but me."”
Wang Feiyu's face darkened as she replied," Zhang Qifeng, I don't have any feelings for you at all, let alone love you. I hope you can respect yourself. Otherwise, we won't even be classmates anymore."”
Wang Feiyu left without looking back, leaving Zhang Qifeng dumbfounded and in a dilemma. Cai Wenli walked over and pulled him out of the classroom. Zhang Qifeng was in tears.
No one would laugh at Zhang Qifeng for such a small interlude, because all the students knew that a " crossdresser " was a one-sided fanatic. How could the school belle agree to him? Unless the sun rose from the west. There were also people who admired Wang Feiyu who were gloating over the loss of another competitor.
Six-fingered Fetus was also listless. Zhang Qifeng had messed up a good thing, and asking Wang Feiyu out now was tantamount to adding fuel to the fire. He could only give up.
On the second day of rest, Six Fingers was studying at home while 007 was hugging the computer and not moving at all. Good heavens, the big cockroach had changed its personality and became quiet and motionless. Forget it, it would not disturb him from time to time.
In the afternoon, Qi Tai received a call. When he looked carefully, it was the school belle, Wang Feiyu. Wang Feiyu said,"Qi Tai, you still owe me a meal. Are you trying to renege on your debt?”
Qi Tai jumped up in joy. He was also thinking about the school belle asking him out for dinner. He quickly said,"Please, please, please. You decide the time and place.”
Wang Feiyu said," Alright then. Meet me at Yujiang Hotpot Restaurant at six o'clock tonight. See you there."”
"Good, good, good." Qi Tai said three good words in a row.
007 looked at him and said,"The beauty is here to ask you out. It's a good thing." Let's go to Yujiang Hotpot City. It's a good place. I'm in luck this time.”
Qi Tai said,"You can't show yourself. What good fortune do you have?"”
"It's good to smell it." 007 said.
Qi Tai could not say anything. The cockroach was really a foodie. There was no one else who would lower his status for delicious food.
Qi Tai was now scratching his head because he had to bring the cockroach with him wherever he went. It was also a third wheel when dating a goddess. If something really happened in the future, the cockroach would be the audience. Free porno. My grandmother, it was really embarrassing.
However, he couldn't really leave 007 alone at home. What if someone came? If he left, the cockroach would lose its carrier. He couldn't just pounce on him and expose himself.
Six Fingers was worried sick.
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