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9 Money is a bastard

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Six-fingered Fetus was about to curse out loud. The damned canteen had to improve the food today, and it was only for one day. After the inspection team left, it would definitely be restored to its original state.

However, 007 had to meet him today. How was he going to explain it to him in the future? Qi Tai's head was going to explode.

Soon, it was his turn. He had to be frugal. He couldn't afford red braised pork, let alone fried fish. He only needed vegetables, shredded radish, and a clear soup with rice to fill his stomach. He picked up the lunch box and found a table to sit down at. 007 said,"Master, don't you like to eat braised pork and fried fish?”

Qi Tai almost scolded it. Red braised pork and fried fish? Is that something I can eat? I'm poor, and the money for the meal was collected by the villagers. How much of this money is there? I can't even repay it in my lifetime. He dared to eat and drink as he pleased, spending money as he pleased.

Could he tell this to the big cockroach? Would it understand?

"Master, are you short of money?" 007 asked again.

Alright, this big cockroach knows everything. I wonder how its head grew. It learns things so quickly. It seems that 007 still has many skills that he hasn't shown. I have to be careful. Qi Tai replied,"Yes, I just don't have money. What can you do?"”

007 sighed and said," Back on my planet, I was often short of money, so I went to kill and rob. Whoever was more capable would have money to spend. If not, I would starve." Your country is particular about the rule of law. Killing and robbing won't work. Master, don't you have any other ways to earn money?”

Qi Tai was stumped.

Earning money? I'm a student who hasn't graduated yet. How can I earn money?

Qi Tai felt vexed. He didn't eat well and had no appetite. After throwing away the remaining food, he left the canteen and walked towards the dormitory. As he walked, he said to 007,"That 007, I'm a pauper and can't provide you with delicacies. If you regret leaving now, it's not too late.”

007 was silent for a while before replying,""Master, I've already decided on you. I don't want to change it to anyone else. As for money, I have the ability to make you rich as soon as possible. The problem is that you have to find a way to make money quickly. You can fully utilize my specialty without exposing me. What do you think?"

" Nothing much," Qi Tai said." You can't rob a bank, right?"”

007 said,"There will always be a way. It depends on whether you work hard or not. I'll wait for your answer."”

Qi Tai still wanted to talk to it, but 007 simply kept quiet.

Fine, the cockroach was angry. That was true. No one could stand the sight of delicacies that filled the window but could not be eaten.

Qi Tai even vowed to bring it out to eat, drink, and have fun. If it couldn't even do such a simple thing, it would be embarrassing for the people of Earth. Qi Tai returned to the dormitory unhappily and saw his roommates practicing boxing in the room. They were having a good time.

Qi Tai's best friend's surname was Cai, Cai Wenli. His name was gentle, but his body was thick and strong. It was said that his father was a martial artist and was once the runner-up of the mountain city's martial arts mixed martial arts. As the saying goes, an old man is a hero, and his son is a good man. Cai Wenli's boxing skills were not bad and he had a tendency to violence. Everyone in the academy avoided him.

Cai Wenli had a fat head and big ears. There was a tuft of black chest hair on his chest. He was fat and strong, and his fists were the size of a cattail leaf fan. When he swung them, they would create a gust of wind. Ordinary people would not be able to withstand a punch from him.

Cai Wenli could fight, and Qi Tai could play basketball. Logically speaking, fighting and playing basketball had nothing to do with each other. Cai Wenli was very active, and since he couldn't find a target to fight with, he often went to the field with Qi Tai to play basketball to vent his excess energy, so the two of them had a very good relationship.

There were four people living in the dormitory of the Teachers 'College. Other than him and Cai Wenli, there were two other hotheads. One was surnamed Wang Liang, and the other was surnamed Zhang Qifeng. There was a meaning behind the name his father gave him. It was from Yang Wanli's poem," The sky is clear and the sky is about to dawn. The strange peaks in front of my eyes are always visible. But one of the peaks suddenly grew, and only then did I know that it was a real mountain. He hoped that his son would be as successful as Zhenshan, which showed how much effort he had put in.

Zhang Qifeng was indeed a weirdo. Not only did he have a feminine appearance, but he also liked to keep his hair in a braid and liked to use orchid fingers. His classmates called him " transvestite " and " transvestite " behind his back.”

Zhang Qifeng was usually a sissy, but he never slacked off in a fight. He had great strength, and it was not a problem for him to fight two or three people alone.

Zhang Qifeng loved to fight with Cai Wenli, and neither of them was willing to submit to the other. Now, it was two against one. Cai Wenli waved his left and right, but he actually did not fall into a disadvantage, and the battle ended in a draw.

Seeing that Qi Tai had returned, the three of them immediately stopped. Cai Wenli asked,"Six Fingers, how was your catch today?”

In the dormitory, the three of them addressed Qi Tai as Six Fingers. They did not treat each other well, so Qi Tai would not really get angry.

In response to Cai Wenli's question, Qi Tai smiled bitterly. His experience today could be described as stunning. Could he tell them? Of course not. Besides, who would believe him if he told them? He would be chased out as a lunatic.

At night, he tossed and turned in bed, unable to fall asleep. He thought about the strange experience during the day and thought that he was dreaming. He pinched his thigh hard and realized that it was not a dream. It was really happening. The big cockroach was still sleeping in his body. The monster was sleeping soundly.

007, who was almost killed by lightning last night, was now sleeping soundly. This meant that he had completely trusted Qi Tai. Qi Tai was a little touched, but the most realistic problem was now in front of him. How was he going to feed this big cockroach?

What was money? Money was a bastard. Qi Tai had scolded him more than once. Now, he knew that money was only used when it was needed. Money was a bastard, but it was a very cute bastard. No wonder the world liked it.

Worried and worried, Qi Tai closed her eyes and opened them again. She opened her eyes and closed them again. She did not dare to get up, afraid that she would disturb her roommates.

On the second day, during the break, Cai Wenli went straight to the point and asked,"Six Fingers, what happened last night? You're a person who falls asleep immediately. You had insomnia last night. If there's anything, tell me. I'll help you make an idea.”

Six Fingers shook his head and said,"I'm worried. I have no money."”

Cai Wenli was a loyal person. He said,"How much do you lack? I'll give it to you."

Qi Tai smiled bitterly. Cai Wenli's family wasn't wealthy, so how much money could he have? The big cockroach was a bottomless pit. No amount of money was enough to spend. So he replied,"A drop of water won't solve my problem. Forget it."”

Cai Wenli smiled and said," Qi Tai, you're good at basketball. Unfortunately, you're not good at boxing. Why don't you go to the underground boxing ring? I guarantee you'll make a lot of money."”

Qi Tai did not listen. The underground boxing ring was not a place he could go to. Cai Wenli's father was a runner-up in mixed martial arts, so he had no connections in this area. He had also told Qi Tai about the underground boxing arena before. It was a private entertainment venue, and the entertainment was to fight and see blood to stimulate the nerves of the rich.

Six-fingered Fetus did not listen, but 007 did. For lunch, its master took it to the wild pond to catch fish. At the same time, he bought two sets of food for the Fetus. They were vegetables, vermicelli, tomatoes, and scrambled eggs. This was an exception. He did not dare to be so extravagant.

Who knew that 007 would eat such a simple meal with relish, not even leaving a single residue. Qi Tai looked at it and felt a little sour in his heart. What kind of life did the big cockroach live on their planet? It was chaotic, fighting, and life and death. Naturally, they would be hungry and full. With smoke rising everywhere, who would care about cooking delicious food?

Moreover, they didn't have anything to eat. Once the war started, it would be even more tragic. It would become a tragic world.

"Delicious, really delicious." Perhaps it was the first time he had eaten such a good meal, 007 smacked his lips, looking as if he had not had enough. Not full yet, he went to the wild pond to catch fish and ate a few more before he was full. He packed his lunch box and was about to go back when 007 stopped him and said,"Master, do you want to make a lot of money?"

Qi Tai felt a little strange. Who didn't want to earn money? But what did it have to do with a cockroach?"Why are you asking this? Do you have a way?”

007 looked at Qi Tai and said,"I heard from your roommate that boxing can earn money. You can try it."”

Six-fingered sneered and said,"You're trying to harm me. I'm going to the underground boxing ring to fight. I'm courting death." That's a place where people fight with their lives. Do you think money is so easy to earn?”

"If it was the old you, of course you wouldn't be able to. Don't you have me now?”007 returned.

Six Fingers was slightly stunned. The cockroach was extremely strong, and the impact of its punch was almost a ton. The boxing champion, Tyson, was only 450 kilograms. If it went up, it would definitely be wiped out. The problem was how it would go up. Wouldn't it become a lab rat?

Qi Tai shook his head.

007 said,"I know what you're worried about. You're afraid that I'll show up, right? This time, you can still beat them up without me showing up." Let's see if you dare."

When Six Fingers heard that there was a situation, he knew that this cockroach had other abilities, but he was unwilling to show them easily. He said,"Tell me about it. If it's possible, I'll do it. Whether it's dead or alive, I'm not afraid.”

007 said approvingly," That's more like a man. Whether he's dead or alive, he's hanging up. What's there to be afraid of?" I like this sentence."

Qi Tai glared at it. This was the first time he had been at a disadvantage in front of it. It was not a good sign.

007 said," Since I can enter your body and your bones, I can help you become stronger. Since you're borrowing my power, I don't have to show myself at all. How about this idea?"”

Qi Tai was stunned. He didn't expect 007 to have such a trick. Entering his bones to help him become stronger sounded good. However, he was borrowing strength to fight back, so he was suspected of cheating. However, on second thought, who cares? Who would know? Let's earn money first.

Six Fingers nodded in agreement. 007 was also happy and said,"Master, when you earn money, will you treat me to a big meal? The food on Earth is really too delicious.”

Fine, he wanted to eat before he even got the money. He was also a foodie. Qi Tai thought helplessly and naturally agreed that there was no problem.

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