"The moment he opened his mouth, he said he was an old scumbag. Hahaha, damn it! I'm dying of laughter."
"F * ck, why does it sound so reasonable?”
"I'm eating, can you not make me spit?”
"What if there's really something going on? It's funny!"
"Little brother, there's something wrong with you."
Su Chen's answer caused the audience in the live broadcast room to explode with laughter. This fresh and refined reason was really unexpected.
The female host, Xiao Jia, was shocked and shocked. The masked man's answer almost made her laugh out loud. The other staff members could not help but laugh out loud.
Forcing herself to hold back the laughter in her heart, she continued asking,
"What if I find out that you're holding hands with another girl?”
Su Chen glanced at her and said without hesitation,""That's my sister!"
"I know your sister!"
"She's the niece of the next-door neighbor of the daughter of her best friend's third aunt's second aunt's cousin! In short, they were related by blood.”
He spoke without even taking a breath. His lung capacity was shockingly large.
The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned by Su Chen's answer. The bullet comments flooded the screen, and the popularity slowly rose.
"Exquisite! Hahaha!"
" Forceful relationship? I'm impressed."
"Let me think it through. This relationship is a little too complicated! The neighbors were all out. Wait, could it be Old Wang?”
" What the f * ck, Old Wang."
The female host, Little Jia, was also excited when she saw the photographer waving three fingers at her excitedly.
With 30,000 online viewers, not only did his popularity rise back up, but he also gained a lot of new viewers. At this rate, it was not impossible for him to break through 40,000.
The topic of this episode was rather sensitive to begin with. Who in the world hadn't encountered a few scumbags who played with people's feelings? Not only did they hurt people's feelings, but they also usually left a huge psychological trauma in the injured person's heart. It would take a long time for them to recover.
Many people walking around the pedestrian street were very curious. They stopped and surrounded him. More and more people gathered to watch.
The female host, Little Jia, also started to ask tricky questions.
"Then why is she rubbing against you?”
"She has epilepsy."
"Then why did you hug her back?"
"That move is called grappling."
"You kissed her?"
" Strangle!"
Su Chen, who was getting better, answered smoothly. Every answer was beyond everyone's expectations. The laughter contained in it made the crowd laugh.
" This young man, f * ck, this answer, f * ck, I'm so happy, f * ck!"
Every time an old man in the crowd heard Su Chen's answer, he would say something sweet, which made the surrounding crowd laugh even more wantonly.
The live broadcast room was not any better. The audience watching the live broadcast laughed happily behind the screen.
"This logic, this way of thinking, is this brother trying to make me laugh to death and inherit my flowers?”
"Hahaha, you're too principled. What do you mean by f * cking clean?”
"Damn it, be careful. It makes sense. Is your logic so smooth?”
"Good fellow, I'm going to say good fellow.”
"If I don't poke the needle, I'll be crippled. If my girlfriend finds out in the future, I'll just answer like this. There's no blind spot at all!”
"Brother in front, wake up. You don't have a girlfriend.”
The female host, Xiao Jia, was also defeated by Su Chen's answer and could not help but laugh.
It couldn't be helped. These answers were really funny. After all, a professionally trained host like her usually wouldn't laugh unless she couldn't help it.
She looked at the cameraman, who was laughing so hard that his entire body was trembling as if he had been electrocuted. The meaning in her eyes made the cameraman, who had been her partner for a long time, react.
After taking a look at his online viewers, his eyes widened. He turned to look at her in a daze and gestured a number in disbelief.
Seven?
Seventy thousand?
The female host, Little Jia, was stunned. Her expression was no longer calm.
Their new show had a lot of fans, but most of them were fans accumulated from previous live broadcasts. In fact, the new fans of this show were at most 50,000.
It had been accumulated over several episodes, and the peak number of online viewers for each episode was only a little over 40,000. That was because of the popularity of the news.
However, this episode's interview had exceeded its previous record in less than 20 minutes. The number of viewers had almost doubled. It was simply a miracle.
She couldn't help but look gratefully at the masked man in front of her. It was precisely because he made this episode more interesting that the number of fans increased so quickly.
However, Su Chen frowned slightly. The progress bar of the mission had stopped at 80%. He was still 20% away from completing the mission.
As expected, it was difficult to change the opinions of everyone!
It seemed like he had to make a big deal out of it.
The female host, Little Jia, finally stopped laughing and cleared her throat.
"One last question. What if I find out that you're cheating on me?”
The spectators and viewers in the live broadcast room all looked at the man wearing a mask with anticipation, wondering what shocking words he would say.
One had to know that the difficulty of this question was several levels higher than the previous ones. It could be said to be the most fatal ultimate question.
Without hesitation, Su Chen replied,
"Baby, I've always loved you alone. I only love others occasionally when they're like you.”
"But that's not her!"
Someone in the crowd pointed out the loophole in Su Chen's words.
"Yes! But that's not me!"
The female host, Xiao Jia, nodded and quickly continued. She was also looking forward to how he would continue answering.
"Hey, that's not right. You said that you were very busy, so I asked other women to accompany me and not disturb you. You said that you were free, so I rejected all other women from accompanying you.”
Su Chen spread out his hands and said casually.
As soon as he finished speaking, the entire place fell silent!
Shocked! This logic was simply unparalleled.
Then, a burst of laughter came from the pedestrian street, causing the other pedestrians to be surprised.
"Good fellow, time assassin, Little Pig Luo calls himself an expert.”
"It's really the f * cking wonderful frog seed that ate the prettiest horn and entered the Mickey Mouse Wonder House.”
"Although I know it's a twisted logic, why do I feel that what he said makes sense?”
The number of viewers in the live broadcast room had also reached an astonishing 90,000. This was something that the female host, Little Jia, and the others did not expect. They had thought that 70,000 was the limit, but who knew that it had actually exceeded 90,000.
If it continued to rise, it would exceed the 100,000 mark! It was simply a new milestone for their team.
On Su Chen's side, the system showed that the progress bar of the mission had reached 98%. He was only 2% away from completing the mission.
At this moment,
"Brother, are you a scumbag?”
One of the onlookers shouted at Su Chen.
"Scumbag?"
Su Chen raised his eyebrows. He did not want to accept this title. His tone became extremely experienced.
"I'm not a scumbag. I'm just a broken heart that's broken into many pieces. Each piece has fallen in love with a different person."
The audience in the live broadcast room was so impressed that they prostrated themselves on the ground and offered their knees one after another.
"Scumbag, shameless."
"All scumbags, follow me to pay my respects to the ancestor!”
"Shut up, all of you. Even the founder is far from worthy of this realm. We should respectfully call him the Sea King!”
" Everyone, rise. Greetings, Sea King!"
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