"Shocking news! Erfen is married! Grandpa Green Knot!"
"Damn it! Sister Zhou is actually married?"
"What's going on? My Sister Zhou is gone?"
"Awesome, awesome!"
"F * ck, is today April Fool's Day?!”
“......”
Tiancang City.
In a residential area.
Zhou Xiaoya was dumbfounded as she scrolled through the comments on Weibo.
The time of this Weibo post was 16:31 points. The content was simple:
[No2Don't Call Zhou Xiaoya]:[Brothers, Sister Zhou is also married now!]”
"Picture, picture!"
It was so simple that there was only one sentence and two pictures of the marriage certificate!
It wasn't?
What was going on?
How the f * ck did I get married?
Was he still dreaming?
Thinking of this, Zhou Xiaoya nodded vigorously." Yes, yes, yes. I must still be sleeping!"”
He muttered to himself.
Zhou Xiaoya leaned backward.
He had to prepare everything until he woke up from his dream.
At this moment, his phone suddenly rang.
It was accompanied by a violent tremor!
Zhou Xiaoya was instantly jolted awake.
This wasn't a f * cking dream!
"Hey!"
Zhou Xiaoya gently pressed the answer button.
"Sister Zhou, you're awesome!"
"You pulled the certificate without saying a word!”
"Tell me honestly, where did you kidnap the handsome guy?”
As soon as the call was connected, the female host, Dai Xiaomei, who was on the same platform, bombarded him with a series of crazy comments.
Zhou Xiaoya was dumbfounded.
"That... Dumb little sister…If I say that I don't know this man…"
" Do you believe me?!"
she asked carefully.
Little Sister: "???"
"Sister Zhou is high again!"
"You don't know him and you want to get a certificate with him? Do you think I'm stupid?"
Zhou Xiaoya was speechless.
F * ck!
She was telling the truth!
She really didn't know the handsome guy in the photo. Although she had married a handsome guy in her dreams countless times, it was just a dream!
Zhou Xiaoya did not want to get married!
More importantly, it was with someone he didn't even know!!
"Are you free now? If you have time, drive over to my place."
Zhou Xiaoya seemed to have recalled the exact situation!
She wanted to look for her little sister to discuss this matter.
Because it was too ridiculous.
...
...
Shanghai was very close to Cang City.
It was less than an hour's drive.
Therefore…
Very soon, Little Sister Dai appeared in Zhou Xiaoya's room.
As soon as she entered, she said impatiently,"Congratulations, Sister Zhou. This is a small red packet.”
After saying that, he took out a symbolic red packet from his jeans pocket as if he was performing a magic trick.
"Hey, hehe ~"
"I don't have cash. I've transferred it to you on WeChat ~"
Zhou Xiaoya was speechless.
She didn't take the red packet. Instead, she pulled Dai Xiaomei to her side." Dai Xiaomei, aren't we good brothers?”
"Yes, sir!"
"Alright, you must listen carefully to what I'm about to tell you, and you must keep it a secret!”
"Good!"
"Good brother, listen carefully. You might not believe this, but Sister Zhou can guarantee that she's not lying. Here's what happened."
After listening to Zhou Xiaoya's words, the little girl immediately entered a dazed state.
He looked as if he had seen a ghost.
After a long while, she came back to her senses and probed,"Are you saying that you drank too much yesterday and then dragged a random man to the Civil Affairs Bureau to tear off your certificate?!”
Zhou Xiaoya hugged the pillow and nodded like a chick pecking at rice.
Needless to say, when she was not speaking, Zhou Xiaoya's face was still online.
"I'll go!"
"I thought that only novels would have such a plot. Sister Zhou, you're too awesome!”
Dazed Little Sister slowly gave Zhou Xiaoya a thumbs up.
"Can you stop making sarcastic remarks? Help me think of what to do!!”
Zhou Xiaoya grabbed her hand, her expression on the verge of breaking down!
"Ding dong!"
"Ding dong!"
"Ding dong!"
...
At this moment, Zhou Xiaoya's phone's WeChat notification rang continuously.
PDD: " Congratulations, Sister Zhou. This is a small red packet to show my respect!# Smiling GIF#"
Zhou Ake: " Sister Zhou, I saw your Weibo. You're awesome!"# thumbs-up GIF#"
"F * ck!" Zhou Xiaoya! You hid this from me? We're not brothers enough!"
...：...
...：...
Countless friends in the live streaming circle sent their blessings.
In an instant.
Zhou Xiaoya's marriage certificate seemed to be a done deal…
No!
To be exact, it was already set in stone!
It was just that Zhou Xiaoya was unwilling to admit it.
"Cold, cold, I'm completely cold!”
Zhou Xiaoya's eyes were lifeless as she stared blankly at the ceiling.
The little girl was also speechless.
He was really speechless.
She really didn't expect such a melodramatic plot to happen around her.
"It's okay, Sister Zhou. At most, we'll just get a divorce. Just treat it as a dream.”
The little girl comforted him.
Hearing this, Zhou Xiaoya's eyes lit up!
"Yes! Divorce! We must get a divorce!"
However, before she could get excited for long, she collapsed on the bed again like a deflated balloon.
She suddenly realized that she had no way of contacting the man in the photo!
That was her cheap husband!
Little Sister Dai slapped her forehead when she saw this.
What was this?
"Ding dong ~"
Just as the two women fell silent, the doorbell rang.
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