"Teacher Huang, don't run so fast! Let me ask you another question. Why do supermen wear tights when they save people?”
Ji Bai saw that Teacher Huang was running so fast and quickly chased after her.
At this time, having long legs was still very advantageous.
Even though Teacher Huang was complaining about the homophonic memes in her heart, she could not help but think about the answer to Ji Bai's question.
"Because you look good on camera and look thin?"
"That's not right." Ji Bai shook his head.
"Is that because Superman can fly faster when he wears tights?”Teacher Huang continued to guess.
"No."
"Superman is too poor and can't afford good clothes. Usually, tights are very cheap. It's only expensive to buy a suit.”
Teacher Huang said with certainty.
"That's not right."
"Then why?”After guessing a few times, Teacher Huang's curiosity was piqued.
"It's because saving people is more important!"
The audience in the live broadcast room was amused by Ji Bai. It was so early in the morning that the fans were instantly awake.
"I'm sorry, I was wrong. Why did I come to listen to Brother Bai's homophonic joke so early in the morning..."
"I should have guessed it. Saving people is more important, hahahahaha…It's too f * cking funny!”
"Brothers, smile!"
"Hahahahaha, what kind of joke is this? Why is it so funny?!!”
"Is it funny? Isn't it just a homophonic meme…"
"Can the fans stop bragging?？”
"Ji Bai should form a group with Wang Jianguo, two meme kings who love homophonic memes hahahaha…"
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Outside the mushroom house.
As Teacher Huang walked, the expression on her face was indescribable.
Teacher Huang looked at Ji Bai with a complicated expression and said what the audience wanted to say,"I'm sorry! It's my fault. What sin have I committed! He actually didn't go back to make his own chicken soup and instead listened to you tell these cold jokes.”
Teacher Huang couldn't help but feel regretful when she heard this.
He should have thought of it earlier, but this kid couldn't give a good answer.
"Teacher Huang, isn't it funny?" "I think it's quite funny!" Ji Bai asked in confusion.”
"Alright, we're home. I'll go make my chicken soup. Little White, go chop some firewood!”Teacher Huang only wanted to find an excuse to send Ji Bai away.
After saying that, Ms. Huang immediately went to the kitchen.
When they passed by the courtyard, Teacher Huang and Ji Bai heard the sound of someone reading.
" Liu Bang's army is at Ba Shang. He did not meet Xiang Yu. Liu Bang's Left Sima Cao Wushang…"
Teacher Huang looked at her younger sister in relief." Your younger sister is memorizing. Alright, you can memorize it first. I'll prepare some breakfast for you. Ji Bai, go chop firewood. Don't disturb your younger sister from reading."”
The difference in treatment from Teacher Huang was obvious.
A classic case of favoring women over men!
When the younger sister saw Teacher Huang and Ji Bai return together, she asked in surprise,"When did you guys wake up? I didn't even know."”
"We've already run around the village.”Teacher Huang took off her jacket, revealing the short-sleeved shirt underneath." Look, my clothes are wet.”
"Wow, that's amazing. Oh right, where's my brother? Didn't he say that he wanted to go jogging with you guys? Is he still asleep?"
"Yes, I woke him up this morning, but he's still very far behind. I don't know when he'll be back. He ran too slowly, so Teacher Huang and I ran back first without waiting for him.”Ji Bai also took off his jacket.
When they woke up in the morning, the temperature was still relatively cold. Since they were going for a run, Teacher Huang asked everyone to wear a jacket to protect their joints.
Now that he was done running, he was so hot that he was drenched.
Ji Bai was wearing a white short-sleeved shirt. He took off his jacket and revealed his muscles.
The younger sister blushed and quickly lowered her head to read to divert her attention.
"Then…Brother Ji Bai…I…I'll go read first…You're sweating all over…Hurry up and wash up…"
The younger sister stuttered.
Ji Bai wanted to laugh when he saw his sister's face turn red. Just as he was about to say something, Teacher Huang hit Ji Bai with her coat."Hurry up and wash up and change your clothes. Don't disturb your sister's studies here!"”
Seeing Teacher Huang's gaze, Ji Bai could only say,"Got it, Teacher Huang. I'll go now."”
He was afraid that if he didn't leave, Teacher Huang would beat him up with slippers!
An old father who protected his son would do such a thing.
When Ji Bai went to take a shower, Teacher Huang took advantage of the time to take a quick shower before going to heat up the milk and cook some Herbal Tea Eggs for everyone's breakfast.
When Ji Bai finished tidying up and came out, he saw the breakfast that Teacher Huang had placed on the table.
"Teacher Huang, I want to eat noodle soup.”
After sleeping for a night and running around the village in the morning, Ji Bai was already hungry.
Just eating Herbal Tea Eggs and drinking milk wasn't enough!
"I'm still growing. This isn't enough.”
"You little brat, eating till I'm broke. It's really hard to support you and Peng Peng now.”
Ms. Huang complained, but she was soft-hearted and continued.
" Alright, just you wait. I'll go make you some noodle soup now. The chicken soup is just ready. I've been stewing it for the whole night. I'll add some for you. It's so fragrant..."
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