As soon as Lu Chen said this, the audience in the live broadcast room shouted "awesome"!
"South (male), plus South (male). Thinking about it carefully, it's true. Three provinces with the south.”
"This works? 666!”
"He came back perfectly and even made a wave. He's too strong.”
"The host is really a f * cking talent. It would be a pity if he didn't write a book with this talent (covering his face)"
Miss Xin Ning did not respond. She was already feeling a little dizzy.
Lu Chen's words seemed to make sense. However, was there really such a triangular route in the tourism industry?
Isn't tourism a straight-line journey? It's just a matter of doing it between neighboring provinces!
However, before she could think clearly, Lu Chen's next words had already come out.
"Miss, do you know what's the best way to tell if a person is cultured or not when you're traveling?”
Miss Xin Ning thought for a while and said,""I don't know. What is it?"
"How can I tell? I don't think so."”
Lu Chen sighed. Little sister, you're wrong."
Lu Chen: " Let me give you a very simple example. When we pass by a very beautiful scenic spot, there are many birds flying in the sky.”
Lu Chen: " A cultured person would say that the sunset clouds and lone ducks fly together, and the autumn water is the same color as the sky.”
"What about the uncultured ones? What would they say?"”
Lu Chen: " Uncultured people would say,'F * ck, there are so many birds!'”
"Pfft!"
The moment Lu Chen said the last sentence, the usually calm and elegant young lady could not help but burst out laughing.
The group of people on the bullet screen were also overjoyed.
"The last sentence,'F * ck, so many birds!'He hit my funny spot for some reason. Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter.”
"The world is real (tears), it seems that I am the uncultured person.”
"Unfortunately, I'm uncultured. I can go anywhere with a single sentence.”
Ms. Xin Ning smiled brightly and said,""Boss, your description is too vivid. I'm dying of laughter.”
"Image, right? Because this was a typical representative.”
"But, if you put it that way, I think most people are uncultured."”
"After all, there aren't many people who know poetry nowadays. In ancient times, there were many who knew poetry."”
Lu Chen replied," The people of ancient times were the same as the people of modern times. No, I should say that the people of ancient times were more 'coquettious'.”
"It's just that their 'coquettish' is more cultured.”
"Is that so?"
Lu Chen: " Yeah, the ancient people were narcissistic, especially those men. They were all narcissistic and arrogant."”
"Huh?" No way, didn't they say that the ancient people were well-read and cultured?”
"Little sister, you're thinking too much.”
Lu Chen: " There are a lot of things that you guys just don't understand. Actually, their 'sulky' is all written in their poems. I'll give you a few examples, and you'll understand.”
Lu Chen said as he cleared his throat. Then, his magnetic voice began to imitate the tone of the ancients.
I'm single, I'm proud
Ancient text: I am drifting and I am crazy, just like a cloud crane wandering in all directions
Modern Times: I'm too handsome to sleep
Ancient text: A handsome young man in the wind, holding a mirror and staying up all night
Modern Times: I'm sick, who has medicine?
Ancient prose: Who holds my hand and restrains my half-life madness?
[I'm single because of my ability!]
[Verdict: Me too!]
Lu Chen said in a calm voice. Especially when he was reciting the ancient text, there was a sense of ethereal artistic conception.
Everyone present was stunned.
Most importantly, Lu Chen's words were too reasonable and incisive!
It was so vivid that people couldn't help but give him a thumbs up.
"Xiu, the Xiu of Flowers!"
"6666, we admire you.”
"A handsome young man who looks like a jade tree. Is he serious when he says that he won't sleep at night by looking into the mirror?(Laughing and crying)"
"I'm so handsome that I can't sleep. (Covering his face)"
"Then I might be the first one. I'm drifting and I'm arrogant, like a cloud crane wandering in all directions.”
"I wander, like a cloud crane."
"Hahaha... I'm the same. I'm proud to be single.”
"So the ancient language can be translated like this.”
"The host has really opened my eyes today. Oh, no, he has flipped my worldview.”
"I'm single, so I don't have anyone to translate for me. I asked for my friend.”
"Woof, woof, woof!"
"The comment above is brilliant. Haha, I'm dying of laughter.”
" I'm seriously asking for advice. You guys are actually mocking me. Sob sob so
"If you're a prodigy, why don't you ride the wind and fly to the nine heavens on your sword?”
"Wow, now that you guys mention it, I suddenly like ancient Chinese!”
"I suddenly thought of something that a young lady would say.”
"Original text: My face is huge. Ancient prose: A drop of lovesick tears before the New Year, only to the cheek after the New Year.”
"D * mn, since ancient times, talents have been born from bullet comments. Everyone here is really a genius!”
"I can't take it anymore. I'll be laughed at by you sooner or later.”
Original text: F * ck
Ancient text: Your skills, we exclaim (dog head)"
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