"Hahahahaha,"
Wu Zong clapped his hands and laughed loudly as he listened to Huang Bo's 'painful' encounter.
" Hey, don't you have any sympathy left?" Huang Bo's face was filled with anger."If you can't do it, then spend more money here. I can get off work early.”
"Alright, alright, alright. I'm really here to buy vegetables today."
Wu Zong wiped away the tears from his laughter. He never expected that such a shrewd Brother Bo would be schemed against one day.
"How much do you need to sell today before you can get off work?”
" These…" Huang Bo pointed at the stall full of various dishes."You can only get off work after you've bought everything."
F * ck!
Wu Zong sighed in his heart.
This was a little too much.
After pondering for a moment, Wu Zong turned around and walked into the stall.
"How about this? There are too many vegetables. It's unrealistic for you to expect me to buy them all. I'll help you.”
"Alright, alright, alright! Come!"
Huang Bo had a good sense of variety and naturally agreed to Wu Zong's request for help.
Many people outside had already recognized Huang Bo. As Wu Zong took off his hat, more people noticed the two of them, and some of them recognized Wu Zong.
" Hey, hey, hey. D * mn, it's Wu Zong.'
"He's here to record the show too?"
" It doesn't look like it. I think it's more like a coincidence.'
" Oh right, isn't Jiaxing nearby? It seems like it's true.'
" Hey, hey, hey, look, Wu Zong went in. He seems to be helping Huang Bo sell vegetables!'
‘……'
Everyone was discussing animatedly. Someone took out his phone and took a photo.
The two people in the vegetable stall started discussing.
"How about this, Brother Bo? If we sell it like this, it'll definitely be slow. I'm just asking if you want to get off work early.”
"Nonsense, of course. I haven't eaten a single bite since I arrived this morning. I'm starving.”
"Let's do something original. You'll definitely be slow if you just stand here and do nothing.”
"Then what do you mean?"
"The two of us, let's perform some talents. Ask the director team if this is against the rules.”
" We don't care about the production team." Huang Bo waved his hand nonchalantly."It's fine as long as you can get people to buy vegetables."
"Alright, Brother Bo, you know how to play the guitar, right?”
"Yes."
"Let's borrow a guitar first."
As he spoke, Wu Zong waved at the crowd that was gradually gathering.
"Friends, Brother Bo and I are in trouble now!”
As soon as this joke came out, everyone laughed knowingly.
"Our mission today is to sell all of these vegetables. Since everyone is buying vegetables, they are all their parents. There's nothing to repay everyone. We'll perform a small imitation show for everyone.”
"Alright-"
"Give me one!"
Some of the audience members cheered and clapped, looking like they were watching a show.
"Friends, do you have a guitar? Can we borrow one?”
As he spoke, a young man squeezed out of the crowd and handed over the guitar on his back.
Brother Zong, I'm your fan!"
The young man looked to be in his twenties, and his face was filled with excitement.
"Brother Bo, I'm also a fan of yours! Can you help me sign my guitar?”
"It's nothing!"
Wu Zong took the guitar and thanked him.
Then, he turned around and asked Huang Bo in a low voice,""Brother Bo, do you remember Teacher Huang's song?”
"Huang Lei?"
Huang Bo and Huang Lei knew each other and had a good relationship in private, so they naturally knew.
"Shall we sing as we walk?"
"Yes, yes, yes."
Wu Zong smiled evilly and nodded.
"But this is an imitation show.”
"Oh!"
Huang Bo understood immediately.
"Understood!"
As they spoke, the two of them began to comb their hair in unison.
After a while, their hair was combed into a large center part--exactly the hairstyle in Huang Lei's " Singing While Walking "!
"Pfft--hahahaha--"
"Hahahaha, handsome!"
" Haha, this is interesting. These two…"
The crowd laughed and clapped when they saw the two's comical mid-parting hairstyles.
"Cough cough!"
Wu Zong cleared his throat.
"Teacher Huang Lei's famous song,'Singing While Walking,' is for everyone!”
As he spoke, Huang Bo played the guitar while Wu Zong held a cucumber microphone. The two of them shook their heads and sang.
* I'm used to it, looking south in the wind *
* Across the mountains and across the sea, is there your sad waiting gaze? *
* I feel a little sad, I suddenly feel confused and flustered *
* The cold wind blows on my face, making my eyes wet with tears *
*……*
The two of them echoed each other.
Huang Lei's singing voice was relatively easy to imitate. The two of them sang one after another, and they really mimicked each other.
In addition to his exaggerated acting skills and comical middle marks, the audience burst into laughter.
" F * ck, hahahaha... they look so alike..."
'Hahahaha…I can't take it anymore…This is too funny…'
"Quickly record it and post it on Weibo to @ Teacher Huang!'
" F * ck, hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying…"
When the song ended, the surrounding crowd burst into laughter. Some of them even laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs.
"I'm sorry, Teacher Huang Lei!"
Wu Zong bowed deeply to Gopro.
However, he didn't look apologetic at all. Instead, he couldn't help but smile.
'Alright-'
"One more!"
'Nice! It's nice!
'One more! One more!
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