"It's not that I want to say it, but why are you so excited? Can't I say anything about Master's height?”
On the stage, Wang Hepeng and Yue Yunpeng were competing.
Then, he gestured with his hand." Master's height only reaches my calf.”
"What do you mean by your calf? Do you not want to do anything?”
"What do you mean you don't want to do it anymore? I've only acted in a few scenes."
"How fresh!" Yue Yunpeng also gestured. He came out from behind the stage and gestured at his ankle." You've overestimated Master. He can only reach my ankle at most."”
"Eh!" Wang Hepeng quickly took a few steps away from Yue Yunpeng. Don't talk about each other. The two of you are from the same mold. Ask our master to do a paternity test another day.
He was probably not far from the truth.
Guo Qiling had it tough. It was good to have a brother.”
This time, Wang Hepeng's ridicule, especially the funny look that seemed to be the truth, instantly made his expression and words lose a burden.
"Hahahaha…"
"Good heavens, not to mention Wang Hepeng, I feel that Yue Yunpeng really looks a little like Guo Degang.”
"There's no one else who can tell the truth through a crosstalk.”
"Prince Deyun is really being shot while lying down. No wonder he was led astray by the Tianjin incident.”
" But don't say that Yue Yunpeng's deflated look behind the table is a little cute. His eyes are fixed on Wang Hepeng. It's too funny."”
Yue Yunpeng did not say anything on the stage. He deliberately gritted his teeth and looked at Wang Hepeng.
Wang Hepeng sighed.
"Good fellow, I haven't even said a few words and you're already angry. Come, I'll coax you. Be good, Senior Brother. Don't be angry. Go play with your brother later.”
"No!"
"What's wrong?"
"If you weren't taller than me and couldn't beat you, I would have turned hostile long ago.”Suddenly, Yue Yunpeng added a sentence, directly stepping on the audience's laughing point by relying on the atmosphere.
This was also the reason why Yu Xi said that Wang Hepeng had a good heart and a good manuscript.
In his lines, he was completely helping Yue Yunpeng.
After pondering for a while, Wang Hepeng suddenly looked at Yue Yunpeng." How about this? We won't talk about each other. We'll talk about Master."
In any case, Master Yu's eighteen generations of ancestors were almost all killed by Master's words. It was time for Master to receive retribution.”
Hearing this, Yue Yunpeng, who was pretending to be angry, suddenly revealed a cunning smile on his round face.
He immediately gave Wang Hepeng a high-five.
"Hehe, I agree."
If there were professionals watching, they would be able to tell that these two people had completely grasped the atmosphere. Their words and actions were really lovable.
The laughter continued.
At the same time, Yue Yunpeng seemed to have found a way and began to ponder about his position.
Before this, he would always speak at the last minute on stage, and his partners would constantly change. He would either speak to the old man or find someone else.
During that period of time, when he really went to Deyun Club, he felt that everyone else had a different view of him.
"Cough cough! Alright then, since they had discussed it, they would have to wait. Then I'll tell the audience a true story about my master.”Wang Hepeng cleared his throat and immediately started complaining.
"Everyone knows that my master, the little black fatty, usually wears a large coat.
But my master is a celebrity after all. Occasionally, she would wear branded clothes, such as the clothes of the handsome models in the magazines.
My master was also itching to get a set for himself.
I put it on him and looked at the model's picture before looking at my master's. Damn, I almost thought it was the same as the seafood market.
It was extremely ugly.
Why don't you say that a crosstalk performer should just wear a coat? Why did she have to wear branded clothes? It was so ugly, and most importantly, she was dressed in black.
I can't even tell where his head is when I go to the movies. I can only see a piece of clothing floating on the spot.
I was scared. I was watching a horror movie.”
After hearing Wang Hepeng's words, countless viewers instantly had an idea and laughed.
Suddenly, the audience shouted.
"I think I saw your master coming over.”
"I'll go!"
Wang Hepeng was shocked. He quickly went to Yue Yunpeng's side and elbowed him." Quick! Say that Master is like a gas tank, playing basketball and drilling into other people's pants…!”
"If you want to die, don't bring me along." Yue Yunpeng was also looking for his master in the crowd. He suddenly changed his words and pulled Wang Hepeng's hand away.
"No, didn't we agree?”
"I suddenly regretted it. I still want to live a few more years…!”
Hahaha!
"Refund! Refund! If you don't say it, refund the ticket."
Amidst the laughter, someone thought of this and shouted.
Wang Hepeng really found it interesting. He was originally prepared to stop. After all, there was time for this show.
"You guys are also doing this on purpose. You're threatening me with a refund to slander my master? What a coincidence, I just had to eat this. Anyway, I can still live now.
Tell me more if you can. Tell me more when Master Yue Yunpeng comes.
It was a dark night, and my master went to a hotel to meet a woman…!
Alright, we're here. We'll talk about the details later.”
Once the air vent was broken, Wang Hepeng was completely fooling them.
"Hurry up and tell me!"
"So what's going on?”
"I'm sorry! No refunds are definitely the highest service tenet of our De Yun…"
"Phew!"
A series of gasps sounded.
Wang Hepeng could be considered to have put on a simple act.
This was Cao Yunjing's special show. They naturally could not take up too much time.
Otherwise, it would have become their special show, although the scene was indeed about to reach its peak.
It kept them in suspense.
Guo Degang, who was watching this match, was really helpless. This Wang Hepeng was really going to go all the way.
However, Cao Yunjing was dissatisfied when he saw Wang Hepeng come down. He smacked his tongue. The atmosphere at the scene had actually been stirred up, and he had to resort to such crooked methods.
She didn't agree with him at all. She didn't understand why he was so emotional.
"It's too late, you know!"
Seeing Wang Hepeng come down, Cao Yunjing did not hold back at all.
Yue Yunpeng followed beside him. He was also covered in cold sweat from acting this scene. As for the overtime, it was not Wang Hepeng's fault at all.
Yue Yunpeng didn't realize that the audience and Wang Hepeng were cheating.
After that, he had no choice but to let Wang Hepeng speak for a long time.
"Isn't this…!"
"Not what? Yue Yunpeng, you should learn by yourself. Do you know whose place this is? The audience is here to see me, go rest first.
Then, he had to find his own reasons and learn to adapt to the situation. His brain could not be so dead, understood?
You can't just hang up on the spot.”
Yue Yunpeng kept his head down and did not dare to say another word.
She didn't know if it was him, but the other actors in Deyun Club were all the same. They were afraid of Cao Yunjing.
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