"You still want to fly?"
Luan Yunping was so frightened that she quivered. She didn't care what words she said, but she blurted them out as if she was stressed. Her entire body was pushed to the edge of the table.
"You'd better follow the lyrics. This is my first show.”Wang Hepeng looked dissatisfied.
"This thing has to have a word. No, you'd better stay away from me. I'm afraid that you'll explode and splash blood all over me.”
"I said that I am a scientist, but based on my resourceful, talented, outstanding, and peerless talent? You still don't believe me?"
"Phew!"
Not long after he said a few words, the hearts of the audience below the stage were completely captured by Wang Hepeng.
A series of sighs could be heard, mixed with laughter.
Now, the scene was completely heated up, and it was increasing in waves.
Guo Degang was completely relieved when he saw this. He temporarily stopped looking at his disciple and contacted Yu Xi and the others.
Wang Hepeng had already started the match. If no one came, something would really happen to Deyun Club today.
Wang Hepeng couldn't see this scene and continued to act on stage." Believe it or not. Anyway, my master trusted me quite a bit. When I joined Deyun Club, my master was the happiest.
My education is high!
He was also a scientist, which made up for his low academic qualifications.
Then, I told my master that I wanted to do research because it was my job. My master agreed without saying anything.”
"What research? Can you tell me?”
"Researching coal!"
"No! What's there to study about coal?"
This part was completely alive. All the audience members could hear it and focused their attention on it, not caring about what was going on.
They felt that at least this opening piece was definitely worth the ticket price. This newcomer was not inferior to the popular crosstalk actor from before.
He was curious why Guo Degang didn't support him.
This was a definite ability.
If he had been promoted a few years ago, with this calm and steady attitude, he would have been a good character in the future!
"Are you a scientist?" Wang Hepeng questioned Luan Yunping.
Luan Yunping shook her head." Then I'm not. I'm just a crosstalk actor.”
"Then that's it. Only coal has research value, so when Master found out that I was researching this, he was so happy that he danced around and walked around Deyun Club every day, looking forward to my research.”
"Alright! Master's legs are short. Don't go, or you'll fall into the pit again.”
Another round of laughter followed.
Wang Hepeng continued," Master is looking forward to me studying coal better. That way, he can count coal in the middle of the winter. After counting, it won't fall off.”
"Master has never seen coal before.”
"Unfortunately!"
"What's wrong?"
"When Master was about to enter my research base, the coal suddenly exploded and split into pieces.”
"No! Can coal explode?"
"This is my research. Otherwise, how could I be a scientist?”
"Alright, then what happened after that?"
"After that?" Wang Hepeng looked at the expectant eyes below the stage and showed a regretful look." After that, of course, I went to save my master. No matter what subject, I rushed over.
But once they entered, everyone was dumbfounded.”
"Did something happen?"
"Yes! Something big had happened! Master…is too evil!"
Wang Hepeng used all his strength to say these words, especially Black. He wanted to emphasize all his words as he stomped his feet.
The audience was already rolling in laughter. How could Guo Degang and the others not recognize him? He was publicly recognized as a little black fatty.
This disciple was probably going to rebel.
He dared to say that.
"Everyone." Wang Hepeng still refused to give in." The house is full of coal. Dozens of brothers and sisters searched for dozens of square meters for half an hour, but they couldn't find it.”
"Finally, I thought of a way.”
"I asked dozens of my fellow disciples to wait, then I went to find a stick. Stab them one by one."
"How can we find Master?"
"You don't understand. The one that doesn't move after being poked is coal, and the one that makes an ouch is master. There's absolutely no mistake.”
Hahaha!
"A talent!"
Countless spectators laughed wildly. They already had a very vivid picture in their minds.
The applause was thunderous.
After the applause died down, Wang Hepeng continued.
"At that time, Master knew that my research could not be completed, so he gave me a few slaps without saying anything.”
"You deserve to be beaten up. You dare to tell the truth like this.”
"Who says so! At that time, he jumped up and hit me a few times. It hurt so much that my knees couldn't walk for a few days.”
"No? How low will Master hit your knees?"
"It's my fault. I didn't make myself clear."
"What's wrong?"
"I was squatting down…It hurt too much.”
The moment Wang Hepeng touched his knees in pain, the audience burst into laughter again.
One by one, they began to riot.
Soon, there was a response from the audience.
"As expected of Guo Degang's disciple. He's an expert! This is!"
"What expert? This is a VIP kneeling guest of Rose Garden.”
"Alright, I was wondering why Guo Degang has been so dark recently.”
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