Crosstalk: Set rules on stage, set new graves below stage
31It’s time to give up and beg for everything

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A round of applause.

The announcement had not stopped since the beginning.

Wang Hepeng, Guo Degang, Yu Xi.

The three of them were performing together, which was the core of today's commercial performance.

Everyone had seen through it.

When the applause stopped, Wang Hepeng was still wearing a blue coat on stage, but he had a black mandarin jacket. He walked to the outermost microphone at a moderate pace.

Before he could speak.

Many people below the stage shouted out their names.

One after another.

Wang Hepeng smiled.

"Thank you for your appreciation and for remembering my name. But he didn't expect it! I'm here to tease again!

I was really stifled to death when I supported Guo Qiling. I only said that much the entire time.

If he wasn't Prince Deyun, would I have supported him? What a joke! Who am I? Even if my master came, I wouldn't support him. Who does he think he is?”

At the beginning of the opening, Wang Hepeng spoke out his thoughts of being a sidekick without missing a word.

It gave the audience the feeling that it was true.

The thousands of audience members below were all black and had different expressions.

All of them looked at Wang Hepeng.

At this time, Guo Degang and the others hadn't arrived yet. Wang Hepeng continued to speak with conviction.

"To be honest, why should I support Guo Qiling and not Guo Degang?

Everyone understood one thing.

In the Yangtze River, the new waves pushed on the previous waves, and the new generation replaced the old in the mortal world…It was time to prepare to give way.”

He complained continuously.

With a cry, the entire place instantly became noisy.

What was this Wang Hepeng trying to do? He failed to usurp the throne, so he asked Guo Qiling to usurp the throne?

Then he held the emperor hostage and ordered the vassals.

This courage was really not something an ordinary person could have.

This was the next Cao Cao.

One had to know that his master was backstage.

The noise was like raindrops falling on banana leaves, getting louder and louder. These words were too daring.

The atmosphere heated up. At this moment, Wang Hepeng's words had just fallen.

Everyone's gaze followed the commotion beside them. The commotion became even louder, and many people's mouths were wide open.

What he saw was a little black fatty stepping out from behind the curtain.

"Let me see who wants me to give up my seat."

After a few quick steps, Guo Degang welcomed the cheers and came to the middle of the microphone.

He looked at Wang Hepeng coldly and pointed at him." What did you say just now? You're getting more and more indecent.”

"I didn't say anything. You're my master. How would I dare? Was he still human when he said that he was his master?”

As soon as Guo Degang arrived and went behind the table, Wang Hepeng's imposing manner withered.

Eek ~~!

Upon seeing this, thousands of people exclaimed in unison.

This was not what they wanted to see.

The audience wanted to watch. Guo Degang was now digging a hole for Wang Hepeng to bury. The more lively it was, the more interesting it would be.

Unwilling to accept this, someone suddenly chimed in.

"Wang Hepeng wants Guo Qiling to usurp the throne.”

Hearing this, Guo Degang's face turned green. What else could he do?

Without a word, he bent down and took out a small shovel from under the table. He waved it around.

"Let me ask you, do you want to live or not?”

The audience was shocked when they saw the shovel. This guy was really prepared.

Hahahahaha!

Laughter continued. This De Yun was too good at causing trouble.

It wasn't too much to bring a shovel with a crosstalk performance.

When Wang Hepeng saw this, he immediately ran two or three meters away with the microphone. When he saw that Guo Degang didn't chase after him, he stopped." No! Master, what are you doing? You still brought this?"

"Little brat. From the day you went on stage, I was ready. Today, it's either you die or I live.”

"So you're the only one alive."

"Don't tell me you still want to fight with your master?”

"No! I don't dare! You're awesome! You don't know how many disciples you have. I can't win.”

Wang Hepeng took the microphone and slowly approached the table." Master, how about this! Let's change the topic to someone else.”

At the mention of the sidekick, Guo Degang was much happier. He slowly retracted the shovel that was so polished that it reflected light on the stage.

"Alright then! Tell me."

Standing back in his position, Wang Hepeng wasn't afraid of anything anymore." I knew it! What was the name of a sidekick? Was he still human? Not buying tickets to go on stage to listen to crosstalk?

Flirting guys are no good at all…!"

"Alright, alright! Continue." Guo Degang laughed out loud as he listened. He was in high spirits as he started clapping.

Seeing the two of them like this, the people below the stage did not know what to say. The smile on their faces was almost stiff.

Generally speaking, the coordination between rookies and crosstalk seniors was very awkward.

Because the rookies couldn't grasp the things and couldn't make it stand out, the audience's attention would only be on the crosstalk seniors. Their attention would only be attracted to one person, which was extremely tiring and uninteresting for the audience.

But Wang Hepeng and Guo Degang were here.

The audience felt strange. They didn't feel that way at all.

The two of them were good at creating an atmosphere, and it was very comfortable to watch.

Not to mention two indecent people staying together.

Especially the two funny guys on stage, especially the scene where Guo Degang decisively took out a shovel.

However, another scene that made the audience go crazy appeared.

Just when Wang Hepeng said that the sidekicks were not good and that they were not human, Yu Xi went onstage.

The cheers were unprecedentedly high.

After coming out of the curtain, the atmosphere became higher and higher.

Yu Wei smiled at the audience, made a small gesture, and ran behind Wang Hepeng.

After a few steps, Yu Xi, who was wearing a black coat, stood behind Wang Hepeng.

This scene whetted the audience's appetite and made them extremely excited.

Wang Hepeng didn't know about this. He continued," The sidekick is just not capable. Yeah, that's it. The last sentence, go to hell. That's it."

What was this?

Especially Yu Wei. Master, tell me, what did he say to you after being your partner for so many years?

I think you can.

Any random audience member would be able to replace him, and every time he performed, he would get so much money.

Where do you think this goes?

Do you still want Deyun's funds?”

At this point, Yu Xi finally found an opening and suddenly patted Wang Hepeng's shoulder. Look who I am!"

He felt a strain on his shoulders.

Wang Hepeng frowned and shook off the hand on his shoulder. He turned his head and said unhappily," Which one of you is blind and wants to die? Can't you see that I'm with Master…!”

He turned his head.

I'll be satisfied if I find out.

Instantly, Wang Hepeng's face turned blank.

There were no words on the stage, and there were no words from Wang Hepeng.

On the other hand, the thousands of people below the stage were so happy that they covered their stomachs. When they saw Wang Hepeng's expression, they laughed one after another.

"Haha! If I laugh again, my whole body will cramp. This is the first time I've seen Wang Hepeng so deflated.”

"The Heavenly Dao has reincarnation.”

"Wang Hepeng is really amazing. After saying that, his master said Yu Xi, and when he turned around, he even scolded Yu Xi. That feeling was too strong.

I couldn't stop laughing. I had to call the ambulance.”

"This is probably Wang Hepeng's first and last commercial performance. You have to cherish it! I've offended all of you."

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