Crosstalk: Set rules on stage, set new graves below stage
33 Talk, learn, tease, sing, and fight for everything

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"Alright! The child! Hurry up and sing."

Being stopped by his master, Wang Hepeng glanced at Yu Xi and silently turned his gaze back to the audience.

"I don't know if anyone knows Selene Dion, but it doesn't matter if you do. It's a very good and difficult English song, dedicated to everyone.”

Whoosh!

Another round of applause sounded.

Everyone was looking forward to Wang Hepeng's performance. Those who came today knew that his singing was not simple. His voice was good and it was comfortable to listen to.

Although they had been singing peaceful lyrics before, crosstalk actors were definitely not bad at learning how to sing.

"Good! Everyone, please be quiet. I'll prepare for this. This English song isn't simple. Even you guys definitely don't know how to sing it.”

"Sure!" You take your time, and we'll listen to this alien species.”

Wang Hepeng held his microphone and his expression gradually calmed down. At the same time, he cleared his throat.

He also knew that this song was honestly very difficult. After all, which crosstalk actor sang an English song nowadays?

Even though the system had added quite a lot of levels here.

However, he still needed to ponder over it.

At this moment, his performance could be considered to have amazed the audience.

Time slowly passed, but Wang Hepeng was still brewing.

There was no movement for a second! Two seconds of silence! There was no movement for three seconds! There was no movement for four seconds, and on the fifth second…!

His voice exploded.

"My hometown lives in this village ~

I was born and raised in this village ~

Although the village was not big, there were mountains, rivers, and forests ~

The neighbors are harmonious, and the young and old are more harmonious ~”

"Aiyo, damn! What is this?"

Seeing this movement, Yu Xi couldn't even bear to watch. She covered her heart and said to Guo Degang.

"It's not that I want to say this, but in terms of this monster thing, you really can't compare to him.”

"This is something that De Yun made popular this year. I wonder what the audience is thinking.”

The moment Guo Degang mentioned the audience, the thousands of viewers instantly burst into laughter.

At first, they really thought that they had created something, but in the end, it was just this?

With a direct reversal, he was overjoyed.

"Shame on you, man! This is all you have? No one doesn't know how to do it.”

On the stage, Yu Xi had his hands behind his back, his face full of questions, his eyes showing a hint of contempt.

Wang Hepeng's expression suddenly became strange, especially when he saw the invisibility.

He couldn't take it anymore.

"What's wrong? Do I need you to tell me? Which crosstalk wasn't embarrassing? You're looking at the sky with your butt up. You're blind.”

"Pfft! Brat, do you want to die?"

"So what if he's dead? I'm performing today. What are you doing? One is a shovel, and the other is looking down on me.

Can I not stay here anymore?

From then on, Deyun lost a handsome man who was elegant, delicate, and elegant, do you know?”

"You call this a handsome man?"

"Alright!" Guo Degang quickly grabbed his disciple and tried his best to persuade him." Child, listen to me. Really, don't go. Otherwise, you'll starve to death outside.”

Puff!

Haha!

The audience below were all smiling. Each bag was Guo Degang's experience on stage.

Yu Xi's expression changed as he asked," Are you really leaving and not coming back?"

"Of course."

"You won't come to Deyun anymore?"

"Yes! Next, I'll burn paper for you…!”

"Good! Not coming?" Yu Wei nodded as he walked around Guo Degang and walked to Wang Hepeng in a few steps." I'll ask you one last time. You're not staying?"”

"Of course, whoever goes back on his word is a bastard.”

"Good!"

Without a word, Yu Xi gritted his teeth and pulled Wang Hepeng's mandarin jacket from his coat." Come on, take off the mandarin jacket first."”

Wang Hepeng was scared silly." What?! What the hell! She took off her clothes before it was even time. Did she give the money?”

Yu Xi didn't care about this and directly pounced over.

With a plop, the two of them grabbed each other's collars. One of them lost their balance and fell to the ground, directly wrestling with each other.

Guo Degang shouted loudly," What are you two doing? The investigation is strict now.”

Hahahaha!

All the audience members were in a daze. This was the climax of the crosstalk.

"Awesome! Wang Hepeng!"

"You even forced Grandpa Yu to fight. As everyone knows, crosstalk is a form of language art.”

"Dou, who said he learned to tease, is indeed the best.”

"Crosstalk wrestling, have you discovered a new business opportunity?”

"Wang Hepeng is too funny. If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have fallen into his trap.”

……

The two of them fought like an accident.

The entire venue was once again in an uproar. Actually, those who were familiar with crosstalk could tell that this was the work of stripping off the mandarin jacket.

However, no one had expected it to be so intense.

A clamor! Cheers! Laughter!

They instantly gathered together.

The commotion caused by thousands of people was not much different from thunder.

The audience was thoroughly excited.

The backstage was also shocked.

The scenes on the stage.

As the seniors and juniors backstage watched, they all had goosebumps from head to toe, and their hearts were also filled with goosebumps.

It was really scary.

How could they not know that "Stripping Off Ma Gua" was a traditional program?

At the same time, it was also a program that Guo Degang and the others used to support their disciples because Wang Hepeng's position and role were absolutely outstanding.

It would leave a deeper impression on the audience.

Along the way, Guo Degang and the others had also performed a lot. After all, Wang Hepeng was not the only one who was popular in Deyun.

However, the scene was not as big as this.

Now, the audience seemed to be on steroids, watching Yu Wei and Wang Hepeng fight for the mandarin jacket on the ground.

Yu Xi was already so old, he was not the least bit careless when fighting.

"This life, step by step, is really amazing.”

"His handling of these emotions is too good. It's impossible without martial arts. I wonder if Brother Peng has been here for more than ten years?”

Guo Qiling and Yue Yunpeng both felt an inexplicable admiration for him. If they went up to perform or play the role of Wang Hepeng, they would definitely have stage fright.

If he couldn't let go, then it was all over.

It would only make people feel awkward.

However, Wang Hepeng was different. From the beginning to now, he was like flowing water, very smooth.

Then, he made all kinds of insults to make the audience see that he was constantly pushing and pushing Yu Xi's personal emotions to make this scene look like a scuffle.

In a commercial performance with 5,000 people, Wang Hepeng had occupied the most glory and the most prize. Guo Degang was on stage for a long time before he managed to persuade them.

Before this, they were definitely watching the show from five meters away.

He laughed.

After that, he calmed down and continued to take off his mandarin jacket.

After the program "Stripping Off Ma Gua" was completed, not a single one of them was mute.

Yu Wei was really tired. He returned to his seat and continued to hold the dishes without even catching his breath. The audience felt both amused and distressed.

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